Steve Evans.

[Kenilworth]

From Rob Staton's Twitter...

Steve Evans tell me #RUFC let the fans down on Tuesday night. Still doesn't think it was a penalty but says performance wasn't good enough. "if you'd read the post match comments you'd think it was Real Madrid that beat us..." "I would never play football like that let's say it as it is.... We didn't perform. We'll take it on the chin."

Chins - surely?

 

[borbokis]

sounds like he's trying to get another dig in but I'm not sure what he's getting at?

"if you'd read the post match comments you'd think it was Real Madrid that beat us..."

is he saying our fans were gloating or something? if he's read any PRE match comments he might understand.

"I would never play football like that

is he saying we were hoofing or they were hoofing?

get a grip mr tumble, you lost to our third string

 

[sitwell]

Hes just a bit touch, another hour till dinner time yet.

 

[Bladepicker]

To be fair to Steve "I would never play football like that"

We know mate, that's why your teams play a watered down version of Rugby Union.

Really cannot stand the man - couldn't before Tuesday and that has just reaffirmed everything I thought about the cheating fat liar.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Steve Evans, convicted criminal.

Has a heart-wrenching ring to it, doesn't it? This is the guy, who despite being convicted of what was referred to as 'football doping', or in plain English, ensuring that players were signed with the clear intention of helping them to avoid their legitimate tax obligations, has managed to bounce back with ToyTown International.

So Fatty Evans was caught bang to rights, but with his eye for an opportunity, the Fat One has managed to bring his tarnished reputation to this season's 'wonder' club. Don't worry Rovrum fans, you'll pay heavily (geddit?) for selecting Evans as your manager. If you ever had a sniff of the moral high ground, by employing this football tubby you lost any chance of criticising any other club ever again. You employed a thief, a rogue, a dastardly villain. He's ugly as well. Not content with stuffing his face with creme eggs, vindaloos, and raw egg smoothies, he should have inherited the cloth hood as worn by the Elephant Man, such is his physique an advertisement for first world obesity.

Ugly man, managing a piddly little team, who delude themselves they can ever be more than the Clampett's to their big city neighbours. Any criticisms about SUFC that leave Evans' chubby lips have no more chance of being believed than a one legged man in a tap dancing competition.

Steve Evans, the fat prick's fat prick.

 

[sitwell]

To be fair his eyeliner makes him a bit attractive though....doesn't it ?

 

[Bladesman]

To be fair his eyeliner makes him a bit attractive though....doesn't it ?

Only to those not blessed with the gift of sight.

 

[Sirius]

Hes just a bit touch, another hour till dinner time yet.

He'll stuff half a dozen pies while he waits for his horse meat steak I that hour

 

[boo radley]

Whats that saying

'It's not over till the fat bloke squeals'.


Did I hear a yelp??

 

[Foxy]

Not entirely sure how he got away with this one without more focus either?

“Nigel (Clough) is quite right to say he won’t risk anyone,” Evans, the visitors’ manager, said before travelling to Bramall Lane. “But if I turn up and they have made eight changes then I’m a Dutchman. That’s not going to happen.”

 

[MobileBlade]

Not entirely sure how he got away with this one without more focus either?

“Nigel (Clough) is quite right to say he won’t risk anyone,” Evans, the visitors’ manager, said before travelling to Bramall Lane. “But if I turn up and they have made eight changes then I’m a Dutchman. That’s not going to happen.”

I think he also said pre-match something about if they play the kids, I will go and fetch and pizza and we will be 3-0 up by the time I get back.

 

[Woodwaaard]

Steve Evans is one of those people who "doesn't have a bed"

 

[grafikhaus]

sounds like he's trying to get another dig in but I'm not sure what he's getting at?

is he saying our fans were gloating or something? if he's read any PRE match comments he might understand.

is he saying we were hoofing or they were hoofing?

get a grip mr tumble, you lost to our third string

He also alluded to us bringing kids on as late substitutes, therefore his shower were not 'beaten by kids'.

It's obvious he can't stomach 'being beaten by kids' as he's claiming the average age of our team was higher than Toytowns. Can't be arsed to check, but what if it was? Obviously touched a nerve there.

Not entirely sure how he got away with this one without more focus either?

“Nigel (Clough) is quite right to say he won’t risk anyone,” Evans, the visitors’ manager, said before travelling to Bramall Lane. “But if I turn up and they have made eight changes then I’m a Dutchman. That’s not going to happen.”

I'll tell you how he got away with it, Foxy. Football Heaven last night was basically a re-run of Wednesday's (shit) programme. Ample time for Evans to repeat his crap ('never a penalty', 'we should have had three','Premier refs should stay in the Premier', 'we were not beaten by kids', 'wouldn't want to play like that' ad nauseum.) Throw in the usual highly selective calls - 'I'm a Wednesdayite, but wish United all the best on Sunday, however 'much devalued competition'/'mind the gap'/'a third division team'/Hull will thrash them'

There was even a plank who said 'I'm a Wednesdayite and on Sunday I'll be out in my tiger outfit.' Hmm, should look an even bigger cunt in his natural environs - Parson Cross, Southey Green etc.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

I think he also said pre-match something about if they play the kids, I will go and fetch and pizza and we will be 3-0 up by the time I get back.

I suspect he fetches the pizza regardless of who's playing for the opposition.

 

[ghandi]

Steve Evans, convicted criminal.

Has a heart-wrenching ring to it, doesn't it? This is the guy, who despite being convicted of what was referred to as 'football doping', or in plain English, ensuring that players were signed with the clear intention of helping them to avoid their legitimate tax obligations, has managed to bounce back with ToyTown International.

So Fatty Evans was caught bang to rights, but with his eye for an opportunity, the Fat One has managed to bring his tarnished reputation to this season's 'wonder' club. Don't worry Rovrum fans, you'll pay heavily (geddit?) for selecting Evans as your manager. If you ever had a sniff of the moral high ground, by employing this football tubby you lost any chance of criticising any other club ever again. You employed a thief, a rogue, a dastardly villain. He's ugly as well. Not content with stuffing his face with creme eggs, vindaloos, and raw egg smoothies, he should have inherited the cloth hood as worn by the Elephant Man, such is his physique an advertisement for first world obesity.

Ugly man, managing a piddly little team, who delude themselves they can ever be more than the Clampett's to their big city neighbours. Any criticisms about SUFC that leave Evans' chubby lips have no more chance of being believed than a one legged man in a tap dancing competition.

Steve Evans, the fat prick's fat prick.

Thats brilliant

 

[Kenilworth]

Not entirely sure how he got away with this one without more focus either?

“Nigel (Clough) is quite right to say he won’t risk anyone,” Evans, the visitors’ manager, said before travelling to Bramall Lane. “But if I turn up and they have made eight changes then I’m a Dutchman. That’s not going to happen.”

Steve Evans with his mouth open

 

[Sharpestblade]

Kept thinking that every time Evans brought a sub on he was saying to himself "let's try something different" and every time he brought on a bigger version of the player that went of and the hoof level just went higher and higher each time.

Presumably he thought his hoof tactics would work but he seriously under estimated Harry Maguire and seriously over estimated his strikers bish bash bosh abilities which were in evidence with the first minute smash on Harry's face and all the way through the game.

 

[DeepcarBlade]

and following the Rotherham game tonight ....

"Steve Evans felt his team were denied two penalties tonight. Gives the referee a score of "zero" for his performance. #RUFC"

 

[Angef1Blade]

Heard him interviewed by Rob Staton on FH tonight and he's still managing to get a dig in. When asked, in view of Rovrum being in the play-offs will he be resting some of his senior players during the run-in, his reply was to the effect of, We dont have a big squad like Sheffield United so probably not. Don't know where he shops for his fruit but the produce is clearly not very fresh.