St Pauli call up their press officer as injuries bite

[Deleted member 1486]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/24/st-pauli-press-officer

Can we have the tea lady in goal tomorrow? Couple of stewards in defence? Maybe someone out the ticket office in midfield? We might actually nick a point!

 

[puppet]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/24/st-pauli-press-officer

Can we have the tea lady in goal tomorrow? Couple of stewards in defence? Maybe someone out the ticket office in midfield? We might actually nick a point!

kevin cookson wouldnt be much worse in the net than simonsen, andy pack at CH half with collins while lowry's out. sorted.

 

[SwissBlade]

I guess this lad will just go out there and write his own headline....