Songs for Rodwell

[DifferentClass]

Stumped over this one. Literally the only one I can think of is "Der der der, super Jackie Rodwell" and there's fucking nobody called Jackie in football now (at least not in the men's game).

Come on aspiring songwriters of S2, let's be avin' ya.

 

[Ricky]

Oh Rodwell
Jack Rodwell
You signed for us
In January
But were training with us quite a while before then
And now you might play
In the cup

 

[Russ]

I’m Jack Rodwell
Na na naaa na na
With an extra leg
Na na naaaa na nah
Whenever I play at Bramall Lane
They always sing my fking name
I’m Jack Rodwell
Nana naaa na na

 

[1973Blade]

Well his surname sounds like the 80s one hit wonder Rockwell, who had a hit with 'Somebody's Watching Me'. Could do a play on this with, 'I Always Feel Like Jack Rodwell' s Watching Me'.
Your thanks are enough, I don't expect payment for these ideas.

 

[knowsnowt]

Whoah whoah whoah
I've never been diagnosed clinically insane
Whoah whoah whoah
Rodwells mi name
Not sure how this will go
Just glad to hear whoah whoah whoah
Uniteds number 42

 

[1973Blade]

A chance to listen to an 80s one hit wonder classic

 

[184blade]

Hopefully he gives us something to sing about.

 

[bromtom]

Hit the road Jack. Everyone knows that and it's simple, I'm sure you could come up with something.

Score a goal Jack and don't you look back
Go score, go score, go score, go score.

etc

 

[mancunianblade]

Oh Rodwell
Jack Rodwell
You signed for us
In January
But were training with us quite a while before then
And now you might play
In the cup

did you find your boots?they were left there in a bush?

 

[I should coco]

To the old Alan Young refrain from the 80s:

Jack Rodwell,
Jack Rodwell,
Jackie Jack Rodwell
He hits the ball
and he breaks his back
Jackie Jack Rodwell

Sorry, but I fear he is another one made of chocolate.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Do we need songs for each player?

 

[JimW1889]

Do we need songs for each player?

Do we neeeed
Songs for each player?
Yes heeere's
One for Jack Rodwell

To the tune of yellow Submarine

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Do we neeeed
Songs for each player?
Yes heeere's
One for Jack Rodwell

To the tune of yellow Submarine

That's a no then....

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

To the tune of Take That's back for good and based on previous slagging off by Blackburn and Sunderland fans:

Whatever they said
Whatever they did,
Don't believe it,
We just want Jack to be good
Want you Jack
Want you Jack
We want Jack to be good.

Just tell me their wrong
We've wrote you this song and we mean it,
We just want Jack to be good
Want you Jack
Want you Jack
We want Jack to be good.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Stumped over this one. Literally the only one I can think of is "Der der der, super Jackie Rodwell" and there's fucking nobody called Jackie in football now (at least not in the men's game).

Come on aspiring songwriters of S2, let's be avin' ya.

Why does it have to be Jackie when Jack will suffice?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

To the tune of “My name is Jack” by Manfred Mann

“His name is Jack and he plays from the back at his Sheff Utd home
With fans that he’ll remember wherever he may roam

His name is Jack and we don’t give him no flack
At the Sheff Utd home for wayward boys and girls

We all love Jack and he won’t get the sack
From the Sheff Utd team of journeymen and pearls”

 

[Boxer Blade]

We have oh ollie mcburnie and for some strange reason oh David mcgoldrick as well so if nothing else comes to mind we could always have oh.........

 

[FTPE]

Basham needs a song first.
'One Chrissy Basham' is an insult to the man.

 

[Brian Deane]

We got a blade named Rodwell Jack
He's in your face would you like a smack
He's now living at the lane
Loving his life all the same
big on driving up Dem Blades
Loves the Shoreham boys that built the Lane. UTB

 

[DifferentClass]

Basham needs a song first.
'One Chrissy Basham' is an insult to the man.

Oh Chris Basham
Scored a fucking great goal
In the L**ds shithole
In the L**ds shithole

 

[Davalon]

Ravel and Jack, Ravel and Jack, more chance Tufteee getting the sack....

 

[Woodwardfan]

Jack's Back, Jack's Back, Jack's Back, Jack's Back,
In the Prem, In the Prem, In the Prem, In the Prem,
Heads well, Passes well, shoots well, tackles well,
He's 28, watch him Southgate, he's Jack Rodwell.

It's a rap!!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Cheer up peter Reid,
oh what can it mean, for a,
none relegation wage decrease clause and
80 grand a weeeeeek

 

[Geordie Blade]

Jack. Our flower that blooms.
Dost thou know the Blades’ destiny?
‘Twixt Egan from Cork and Gorgeous George
And overlapping Lunny and stuff.

Like a butterfly, you spread the cherished sphere
To all corners of our sacred turf.
But also go over the top, two footed if frustration gets the better of you late in the second half
A bit like Dougie Hodgson (but not much).

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Ya got 80 fucking grand every week
Ya got 80 fucking grand every week
Ya got 80 fucking grand every week
Sunderland ya stupid cunts