Songs for Adkins?

[Dkc]

To the tune of "Fashion" by David Bowie

There's a brand new manager

Down at the Lane

Oooh, ooh ah Adkins!

Adkins! Turn to the left

Adkins! Turn to the right

Oooh, ooh ah Adkins!

We are the Bladesmen and we're coming to town

Beep-beep

 

[Dkc]

To the tune of Hull City’s “Tigers Tigers Rah Rah Rah”

Adkins! Adkins! Rah Rah Rah

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Here we go here we go Adio
Adio here we go here we go- o.
here we go here we go Adio
Adio-o-o here we go...

(repeat)

 

[Barney]

There's only one Nigel Adkins, one Nigel Adkins, there's only one Nigel Adkins, one Nigel Aaaadkins.

 

[Kian_barlow00]

Nigel Adkins barmy army
Nigel Adkins barmy army
Repeat

 

[Liaminho9]

Who needs Mourinho...
We've got the Physio...

 

[DifferentClass]

We're only making plans for Nigel
He's got this future in Sheffield steel
And if he gets the Blades promoted
Nigel's future is as good as sealed...

 

[Small Mendonca]

Adkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns................................................................Adkinssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss................................Adkinsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.............................................Adkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (with a bit of clapping and banging the back of the stand in between).

 

[Bladesway]

Two Andy Gorams, theres only two Andy Gorams.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

N.A, N.A, N.A, N.A.
He's a Blade and He's a Blade
N.A, N.A, N.A, N.A.
He's a Blade and He's a Blade...

 

[ghandi]

We are the famous Sheffield United Football Club
and we are not going to Wembley
but we don't give a fuck
because Adkins is taking is forward united together

 

[Hartley Hare]

Were on the adkins diet
we can't eat much meat
but we'll never be beat
boom boom.

It has taken me two hours to come up with that.

HH

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Were on the adkins diet
we can't eat much meat
but we'll never be beat
boom boom.

It has taken me two hours to come up with that.

HH

Slow Sunday?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Were on the adkins diet
we can't eat much meat
but we'll never be beat
boom boom.

It has taken me two hours to come up with that.

HH

My only criticism is that if you're likening the Adkins diet to the Atkins diet, you can actually eat as much meat as you like but are encouraged to avoid carbohydrates.

Otherwise very good. (wink emoji, don't know how to do them).

 

[SandyMcBlade]

How can we not sing that old chestnut -

Ee eye Adio he's going to win the league......?

 

[Hartley Hare]

My only criticism is that if you're likening the Adkins diet to the Atkins diet, you can actually eat as much meat as you like but are encouraged to avoid carbohydrates.

Otherwise very good. (wink emoji, don't know how to do them).

True, but I needed something to rhyme with beat......

 

[pommpey]

How about:

"We're gonna sign fuck all
We're gonna sign fuck all
'Cos Adkins sacked by Christmas
The board are full of piss, 'cos
Now you're gonna believe us
We're gonna sign fuck all."

"We're gonna stay in League division one!"

"Oh we aint got a barrel of, money
And the board think it's fucking funny
To watch the crowd
Singing aloud
U-ni-ted"

"You fill up my senses
Like a season in div one
Like another one an' all
Oh, another one too
Like a play off semi fuck up
Like a team full of Oddnobs
Like Sheffield United
Let's do it again"

pommpey

 

[Hartley Hare]

Ever the optimist hey, Pomp.

Hope you make it through the night mate.

HH

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Ever the optimist hey, Pomp.

Hope you make it through the night mate.

HH

They do say that the darkest part of the night is just before dawn. Perhaps Adkins is our Bladey ray of sunbeam.

 

[pommpey]

They do say that the darkest part of the night is just before dawn. Perhaps Adkins is our Bladey ray of sunbeam.

Adkins isn't the problem. Neither was Clough.

Our squad and it's enduring woeful lack of ability is. The latest signing of some or other of some club's reject and the rumours of Billy Bladey Blade is enough to tell me that Adkins will be out by either Xmas or next June by the latest. But the fans have set a precedent. They'll accept shit like that. No signatures of worth, a largely miss and hit season and another grinding run into realisation we are destined to shit out in the playoffs again.

When Clareborough rewrites his book in about fifteen years, this will be the chapter titled 'The Wilderness Years', and the précis will concentrate of the failures and fuck ups of one Kevin McCabe and his rolling stock of partners, twitterbloggers and 'advisors' and how much imaginary money was shat down the pan.

All you lot who lauded the arrival of Adkins take note. He is a good manager, but can't turn shit into gold. Ask his predecessor.

pommpey

 

[blade.i.am]

Fortunately, Adkins doesn't have to turn shit into gold. All he has to do is decide who fits with his tried and tested system and sign players that fill the gaps that our current squad don't cover.
Fortunately, we are dealing with a manager who knows where he's heading and knows how to get there. If it fails this time then a McCabe out protest might be in order

 

[Hartley Hare]

Shoes on or off?

 

[Bladepicker]

Adkins isn't the problem. Neither was Clough.

Our squad and it's enduring woeful lack of ability is. The latest signing of some or other of some club's reject and the rumours of Billy Bladey Blade is enough to tell me that Adkins will be out by either Xmas or next June by the latest. But the fans have set a precedent. They'll accept shit like that. No signatures of worth, a largely miss and hit season and another grinding run into realisation we are destined to shit out in the playoffs again.

When Clareborough rewrites his book in about fifteen years, this will be the chapter titled 'The Wilderness Years', and the précis will concentrate of the failures and fuck ups of one Kevin McCabe and his rolling stock of partners, twitterbloggers and 'advisors' and how much imaginary money was shat down the pan.

All you lot who lauded the arrival of Adkins take note. He is a good manager, but can't turn shit into gold. Ask his predecessor.

pommpey

What tune is that to? Not sure that chant scans very well Pommps

 

[Dkc]

Fortunately, we are dealing with a manager who knows where he's heading and knows how to get there. If it fails this time then a McCabe out protest might be in order

Why? Adkins' track record is second to none at this level. If he fails, it won't be McCabe's fault. We got the man best-suited to the job. If we fail it will be the fault of the manager and the players.

If we got Morinhio in and he failed, would that be McCabe's fault?

 

[blade.i.am]

Why? Adkins' track record is second to none at this level. If he fails, it won't be McCabe's fault. We got the man best-suited to the job. If we fail it will be the fault of the manager and the players.

If we got Morinhio in and he failed, would that be McCabe's fault?

Unfortunately, Adkins doesn't get to determine his transfer budget.

 

[Dkc]

So why not a "Prince Out' protest?

 

[Treeton Blade]

Were on the adkins diet
we can't eat much meat
but we'll never be beat
boom boom.

It has taken me two hours to come up with that.

Should have took 3

 

[I should coco]

So why not a "Prince Out' protest?

He's been married and has a daughter. He can probably afford much better libel lawyers than you too so I'd be careful about 'outing' any big US rockstars if I was you. To be honest, I'm surprised it upsets you enough to want to protest, but then again as we live in a democracy......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician)

 

[Dkc]

I've suspected he was batting for the other side ever since "Purple Rain"

 

[Dnblade]

To that We're in the Money tune or whatever it's called....

He looks a bit funny
He used to Manage Scunny
Nigel Adkins at the Lane..
And we'll have a riot,
On an Adkins diet
Of beer and the Super Blades.

Coat's on.