Song for Olly

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Prior to it's submission for an Ivor Novello award , I thought I would share with you the song I've composed for our new player , which is as follows :-

" Oliver Norwood

Robin of Sherwood

Adrian Littlejohn * too ,

Put ' em together and what do you get ?

Bibbety Bobbiity Boo .

( * Littlejohn , geddit ? )

The musical cognoscenti among you will immediately recognise the influence of the great man himself ,with a dash of Gilbert and Sullivan thrown in for good measure .

I have every expectation that my submission will receive a favourable response .

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fuck me.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

1/10

Worst I've ever seen.

Respect for having the balls to post it though.

 

[SteveBlade]

Lord save me from these hateful thoughts.

 

[rompodebailey]

Only a suggestion, but shall we see him kick a ball in United colours first?

 

[SteveBlade]

Only a suggestion, but shall we see him kick a ball in United colours first?

Are you suggesting that the only reason we shouldn't sing that is because we haven't seen him yet, and he may not be worthy of such a chant?

Shame on you.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Don't give up your day job

 

[Torrix1889]

Oli, Oli, Oli.................oi, oi, oi
Oli, Oli, Oli.................oi, oi, oi
Oli.....oi
Oli.....oi
Oli, Oli, Oli................oi, oi, oi

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[Lmaobob]

 

[SteveBlade]

Oliver, Oliver
Never before has a boy wanted more
Oliver, Oliver
Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store
There's a dark, thin winding stairway without any banister
Which we'll throw him down
And feed him the cockroaches served in a canister

Oliver, Oliver
What will he do when he's turned black and blue
He will rue the day somebody named him Ol-i-ver

 

[ElephantBlade]

 

[Gin&Juice]

I like it



Norwood
Norwood
Running down the glen
Norwood
Norwood
With his band of bladesmen

 

[ekke287]

Oh, Olly Norwood's Magic,
he wears a magic hat.
And if he is completely shit
we'll send the fucker back.
We'll play him on the left,
we'll play him on the right
and if we get promoted
we'll say "Chris, you were right"

 

[Rusty view]

Oh, Olly Norwood's Magic,
he wears a magic hat.
And if he is completely shit
We'll blame it on Lundstram.
We'll play him on the left,
we'll play him on the right
and if we get promoted
we'll say "Chris, you were right"

Corrected for you

 

[ekke287]

Corrected for you

Hey, leave Lunny out of this. I already created a song for him:

To the tune of "Du Hast" by Rammstein.

John.
John Lund.
John Lundstram.
John Lundstram's a blade.
John Lundstram's a blade.
John Lundstram's a blade, and he likes lemonade.

Fin.

 

[Rusty view]

Hey, leave Lunny out of this. I already created a song for him:

I'm a Lunny Lover

 

[Lil red rooster]

Fuck me.

can't stop laughing, class reply.Cheered my day up no end.

 

[Chief_Froley]

We appreciate all of your efforts but you just know for a fact that some knobhead more beer than man is just going to stand at the back and drown out all of your intricate songs by repeatedly droning 'Oh Oliver Norwood' to the tune of Seven Nation Army.

 

[GroovyBrad]

I have every expectation that my submission will receive a favourable response .

 

[hazzasufc_]

Tune to Hey Jude

na na na na na na na na na na, Oli

Oli, Oli Norwood

(Autographs below thanks)

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Upper Norwood Girls by Russ Abbot and the Bleach Boys could easily become Ollie Norwood Goals?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I can read, but I can't write
Songs about Oliver Norwood......

 

[knowsnowt]

Oh my golly Olly
Never get a big bolly (belly)
For thine vision of the ball would be sully'd
So would the one of thy willy, Oh Olly

 

[Esablade]

Did somebody mention Norwegian Wood?

I once met a Blade
Or should I say he once met me
He showed me the Lane
Isn't he good Olly Norwood.

He asked me to stay
and he told me to sit on the Kop
so I looked around
and I noticed a pillar was there

I sat by the pillar and bided my time
Moaning and whined
We talked till HT and then he said
It's time for beer

He told me he worked
In the morning I started to laugh
I told him I didn't
and crawled off to sleep in the South Stand

And when I awoke
This Blade had flown
So I lit a fag
Isn't he good Olly Norwood.

 

[knowsnowt]

Did somebody mention Norwegian Wood?

I once met a Blade
Or should I say he once met me
He showed me the Lane
Isn't he good Olly Norwood.

He asked me to stay
and he told me to sit on the Kop
so I looked around
and I noticed a pillar was there

I sat by the pillar and bided my time
Moaning and whined
We talked till HT and then he said
It's time for beer

He told me he worked
In the morning I started to laugh
I told him I didn't
and crawled off to sleep in the South Stand

And when I awoke
This Blade had flown
So I lit a fag
Isn't he good Olly Norwood.

Fair brought a year to my eye that pal.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

After one too many sideways passes...

Forrud Norrud
Forrud Norrud
Forrud Norrud

 

[Boxer Blade]

RE the original post I can just see us playing Millwall or leeds and there fans start giving it us large you know about smashing our faces in and comments about being fatherless chucking stuff, spitting, the lot and our response in the face of such hostility ? BIBBITY, BOBBERTY FUCKIN BOO, yep that'll show em who's boss, can't wait, mind you in hindsight how fuckin funny would that be, it'll shut em up thats for sure.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Fuck me.

Not while ever there`s a choice of dogs roaming the streets.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Prior to it's submission for an Ivor Novello award , I thought I would share with you the song I've composed for our new player , which is as follows :-

" Oliver Norwood

Robin of Sherwood

Adrian Littlejohn * too ,

Put ' em together and what do you get ?

Bibbety Bobbiity Boo .

( * Littlejohn , geddit ? )

The musical cognoscenti among you will immediately recognise the influence of the great man himself ,with a dash of Gilbert and Sullivan thrown in for good measure .

I have every expectation that my submission will receive a favourable response .

Someone get him a doctor.