Song for Mike Cooper

[WeltonBlade]

Right, we've had some time to think about this because the signing has been coming for a week or two.

My shot at this, and whilst everyone seems to be calling him Michael, his girlfriend (at least in a congratulations tweet) calls him Mike. I think we can have that degree of familiarity with the bloke as Blades. Anyway, Michael doesnt scan.

Ready? - to the tune of The Jean Genie - you know the one - De, de, der - der-der-der......

Mike Cooper, comes from down South
Mike Cooper, signed from Plymouth
He's outrageous when he comes for the ball
Mike Cooper, the Blade who's in Go-oa-oal...

Repeat when pissed

On your own probably

See yer Sat'dy

 

[Davalon]

The heinous crime of no rhyme.

 

[The Bear]

Right, we've had some time to think about this because the signing has been coming for a week or two.

My shot at this, and whilst everyone seems to be calling him Michael, his girlfriend (at least in a congratulations tweet) calls him Mike. I think we can have that degree of familiarity with the bloke as Blades. Anyway, Michael doesnt scan.

Ready? - to the tune of The Jean Genie - you know the one - De, de, der - der-der-der......

Mike Cooper, comes from down South
Mike Cooper, signed from Plymouth
He's outrageous when he comes for the ball
Mike Cooper, the Blade who's in Go-oa-oal...

Repeat when pissed

On your own probably

See yer Sat'dy

Nah! The obvious one is this. To the tune of Super Trouper. Super Cooper (but wait to see how he performs first). Half the singers go oom pah pah and the other half sing the chorus. Words required but something like

'Super Cooper . . . . Thinking of 'tipping onto bar' and 'star' in there to ryhme it.

 

[WeltonBlade]

Rhyme is over rated - its Art - i could never draw horses either.

Was thinking of the second line as '...uses his mouth' - linking to coming for ball. But its a stretch.

I like the oom pah pah bit though

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

You mean we're not just going with 'League 1 Mick my lord, League 1 Mick....'?

 

[RWE]

Super cooper, no ones gunna beat him
Saving shots for fun
Signed for 2 millyun (lol)
He’s sheff utd’s number 1

Nicked a bit off Twitter but there’s my effort

 

[Jon Bon II]

Nah! The obvious one is this. To the tune of Super Trouper. Super Cooper (but wait to see how he performs first). Half the singers go oom pah pah and the other half sing the chorus. Words required but something like

'Super Cooper . . . . Thinking of 'tipping onto bar' and 'star' in there to ryhme it.

Super Cooper
No one ever beats him
Catching balls for fun
He's better than Bryn Gunn
Sheff United's number one!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Super cooper, no ones gunna beat him
Saving shots for fun
Signed for 2 millyun (lol)
He’s sheff utd’s number 1

Nicked a bit of Twitter but there’s my effort

Ha ha, great minds etc...

 

[Oohaah! Bob Bookah!]

Ha ha, great minds etc...

Not bad, now do one for Rak Sakyi!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Not bad, now do one for Rak Sakyi!

Has he gone green?

 

[RWE]

Not bad, now do one for Rak Sakyi!

So he’s running just as fast as he can
Gunna take on another man
Trying to score all day, making United play
Then he puts the ball into the net and makes United say… rak sakyiiii… scoring goals from all around

Tiffany - I think we’re alone sorry that was terrible

 

[Fade2Blade]

Continuing the theme:

Super Cooper Blades are gonna find me

Now the deal is done

Saving shots for fun

Feeling like a number one

 

[b1ade4life]

Prodigy.... Smack Grbic up

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Black lace - Cooper man, wooo

 

[WeltonBlade]

So he’s running just as fast as he can
Gunna take on another man
Trying to score all day, making United play
Then he puts the ball into the net and makes United say… rak sakyiiii… scoring goals from all around

Tiffany - I think we’re alone sorry that was terrible

Hang on. This is like singing Christmas carols in October. Didnt anyone ever tell you its bad luck? What if Santa doesnt come?

 

[RWE]

Hang on. This is like singing Christmas carols in October. Didnt anyone ever tell you it’s bad luck? What if Santa doesnt come?

delete delete!

 

[Nesh Blade]

My bet is to the tune of ‘Deano Deano Deano’ “Cooper, Cooper, Cooper”

 

[Steve Mackan]

Right, we've had some time to think about this because the signing has been coming for a week or two.

My shot at this, and whilst everyone seems to be calling him Michael, his girlfriend (at least in a congratulations tweet) calls him Mike. I think we can have that degree of familiarity with the bloke as Blades. Anyway, Michael doesnt scan.

Ready? - to the tune of The Jean Genie - you know the one - De, de, der - der-der-der......

Mike Cooper, comes from down South
Mike Cooper, signed from Plymouth
He's outrageous when he comes for the ball
Mike Cooper, the Blade who's in Go-oa-oal...

Repeat when pissed

On your own probably

See yer Sat'dy

Jackie Wilson Said.

Cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh, cuh
Cuh, cuh, cuh, Cooper.

 

[silver blade]

No mention of Blunderwoman?

 

[The Bear]

Super Cooper, no ones gunna beat him
Saving shots for fun (pah pah oom pah pah)
Signed for 2 millyun (pah pah oom pah pah)
He’s United’s number 1

Nicked a bit off Twitter but there’s my effort

Sorted for yer !

 

[goatherder]

To the tune of she's electric (again):

Thanks Wayne Rooney
For not charging us much money
For Michael Cooper, it's funny
Cos he's ours now

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Just steal the QPR "Hoops! " Clap/chant

 

[Eskimo]

Reight save Chinny

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Coops there it is.

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

To the tune of she's electric (again):

Thanks Wayne Rooney
For not charging us much money
For Michael Cooper, it's funny
Cos he's ours now

He's a keeper
We couldn't have got him much cheaper
He'll harvest your soul like the Reaper
His name is Mike Cooper

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Oh Micky you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Mick Cooper!
Mick Cooper!
[repeat forever]

As a more general point, bring back shortening footballers called Michael to 'Mick' whether they want you to or not.

 

[Swannyblade]

To Night Fever by Bee Gees:

Mike Cooper, Mike Cooper...you will never beat him

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Got to be the ABBA song that the Scabs sang to Quasi.

 

[The Bear]

Continuing the theme:

Super Cooper Blades are gonna find me

Now the deal is done

Saving shots for fun

Feeling like a number one

Super Cooper Blades are all around him

Now the deal is done

Saving shots for fun

He's United's number one

 

[brownblade]

Let's just cut to the chase/jinx his entire career and cut to... "England's number one"