Song for Dean Hammond

[Jimmy23]

How about something like this from a Dire Straits Classic;

Dean Hammond, when you used to play, we used to cry,
We said we hate you like the blue and white, we'll hate you till we die,

There's int a place for you,
When are you gunna realise, that at the time that the move was wrong!

 

[PokerBlade]

That's actually not very good.

Philistine.

 

[Grappler]

How about something like this from a Dire Straits Classic;

Dean Hammond, when you used to play, we used to cry,
We said we hate you like the blue and white, we'll hate you till we die,

There's int a place for you,
When are you gunna realise, that at the time that the move was wrong!

Good idea, but that song is in the wrong key for most singers on the Kop. Nice choice though.

 

[vorpal blade]

is there a 'right' key?

Be flat perhaps?

 

[northsomersetblade]

Before we go too far down this road, does anyone know if he can he play at centre back?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the dirty great arse of a crow
I'd fly right over Dean Hammond
And...

You know the rest.

 

[BushBlade]

Before we go too far down this road, does anyone know if he can he play at centre back?

I'm sure he can learn. First game of the season will be Hammond and Basham at CH with Whiteman and Coutts in front of them.

 

[Snowman]

Oh Hammy Hammond (or Oh Wanky Hammond)
When you gonna fuck off
You big bell end. (repeat ad nauseam)

Poor bloke.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Just imagine. If he'd have been any good, he could have had this as a hell of an anthem



He's Hammond...

 

[Swanseablade]

A punchy number , for BillyWhitehurst to deliver in his own stunning style.

Arr Billy's gonna hit him?
Fair 'nuff sppose