Song for Dean Hammond

[Keen Blade]

My barber is forming a quartet in his shop to perform a song of welcome to old 'Legs Have Gone' , when he returns to training at Shirecliffe , and are looking for ideas :
I suggested the Moody Blues classic "Go Now" (covered by Simply Red for all you under 50s out there).

But that's been rejected on the basis of the line
"Darling, darling,
I'm still in love,
Still in love,
With you now"

And the Blades don't really do irony on a topic like this.

So help me out with a song or two which will get the message over to him.

A punchy number , for BillyWhitehurst to deliver in his own stunning style.

 

[bartman]

and you are doing this because ?

 

[Billyblade]

I have no idea what's going on

 

[ziggy4001]

'Dean Hammond, your a bellend, fuck off.'

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

In the spirit of sympathising with Dean (in the sense that he's "only doing what any one of us would do"), we could celebrate Dean's wage demands...

 

[Keen Blade]

thanks for trying Alfreton.

apologies for my misplaced whimsy.

just trying to think of something humourous to distract the prophets of doom.

and I do wonder about the psychology of the 7 rejects ,

as a sportsman who is about to be paid for not playing , wouldn't self-respect make you look for a job ?

 

[zablade]

Is there a song called " fuck off you twat " ?

 

[TJB.]

 

[South London Blade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

My barber is forming a quartet in his shop to perform a song of welcome to old 'Legs Have Gone' , when he returns to training at Shirecliffe , and are looking for ideas :
I suggested the Moody Blues classic "Go Now" (covered by Simply Red for all you under 50s out there).

But that's been rejected on the basis of the line
"Darling, darling,
I'm still in love,
Still in love,
With you now"

And the Blades don't really do irony on a topic like this.

So help me out with a song or two which will get the message over to him.

A punchy number , for BillyWhitehurst to deliver in his own stunning style.

The Moody Blues version is a cover itself the song being originally done by Bessie Banks.

 

[Snowman]

F

The Moody Blues version is a cover itself the song being originally done by Bessie Banks.

Fucking Hell H that is a stunning call!

 

[Ade Nough]

Is there a song called " fuck off you twat " ?

Try this, its pretty close.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

There was the Will Grigg one, suggested on twatter (I think?) after news broke about Hammond activating his contract extension, which was pretty fine -

Hammonds on fire
We're not calling 999

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Is there a song called " fuck off you twat " ?

King Kurt did a piss-take of Caroline called "Fuck off Status Quo"

 

[Barney]

There was the Will Grigg one, suggested on twatter (I think?) after news broke about Hammond activating his contract extension, which was pretty fine -

Hammonds on fire
We're not calling 999

Would fit better if it was "we're not calling treble 9".

 

[Sean Thornton]

Old favourite "you're not fit to wear the shirt" still does it for me!

 

[DifferentClass]

Back when we first signed the wage stealing twat I came up with a ditty to the tune of I'm the Leader of the Gang. Now I suggest we update it:

Hammond Hammond
Hammond Hammond
Hammond Hammond
Hammond
YOU'RE SHIT

 

[Keen Blade]

The Moody Blues version is a cover itself the song being originally done by Bessie Banks.

Blimey Sean , I'm not that old !

 

[Keen Blade]

Old favourite "you're not fit to wear the shirt" still does it for me!

We're giving him a shirt ? No chance , he can afford his own !

 

[SB_90]

Can we do the dimert payet song. but instead of praising. tell him he's shit & can you piss off

 

[Bladebri]

The Hammond song by the Roaches



Well, I went down to Hammond
I did as I pleased
I ain't the only one
Who's got this disease

Why don't you face the fact
You old upstart
We fall apart

You'd be okay if you'd
Just stay in school
Don't be a fool

Do your eyes have an answer
To this song of mine?
They say we meet again
On down the line

Where is on down the line
How far away?
Tell me I'm okay

If you go down to Hammond
You'll never come back
http://www.metrolyrics.com/song-ml-video-cea.html

http://www.metrolyrics.com/song-ml-video-xxb.html

 

[Snowman]

That's actually not very good.

 

[super_pig]

That's actually not very good.

perfect then?

 

[Snowman]

perfect then?

Yes. Result. Obvious really.

 

[8lade]

We ain't got a barrel of money
but we've got Dean Hammond

~silence~

 

[Finnieston]

Moody bluesQUOTE="Keen Blade, post: 1034068, member: 16402"]My barber is forming a quartet in his shop to perform a song of welcome to old 'Legs Have Gone' , when he returns to training at Shirecliffe , and are looking for ideas :
I suggested the Moody Blues classic "Go Now" (covered by Simply Red for all you under 50s out there).

But that's been rejected on the basis of the line
"Darling, darling,
I'm still in love,
Still in love,
With you now"

And the Blades don't really do irony on a topic like this.

So help me out with a song or two which will get the message over to him.

A punchy number , for BillyWhitehurst to deliver in his own stunning style.[/QUOTE]

 

[Finnieston]

Go Now.........Moody Blues

Goodbye...... Dudley Moore

How can i miss you if you wont go away

 

[Grappler]

Heard from a source that Wilder has called Hammond and told him not to bother turning up for training/pre season. I would have thought that all transfer listed players would at least have been given the chance to train and keep fit, even though not wanted? We were offering Ched Evans the chance to train and get fit, until Jean Hatchet and co caused an outcry and Jim Phipps had to back down. The info could be wrong, or maybe we are ready to pay him off?

This is the only player I have heard this about, so I assume the other transfer listed lads will be allowed to show up and train?

 

[Grappler]

Just realised the above is not much of a song, give me 10 minutes on the guitar and I will work out the chords to make it fit somehow

 

[vorpal blade]

I think we could choose from the following pieces of music, :-

either



or



depending.... I mean fair's fair...