Song for ched

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Only joking

 

[Gavlar]

You bastard!! )

 

[sheffielder]

Does it start boooo....

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[JordoBlade]

Does it start with he'll and end in wants?

 

[SteveBlade]

Ched Ched
It's a one syallable name
Ched Evans Ched Evans
Now it's three syllables
He'll score several dozen goals
What a great striker we have

To the Simpsons theme tune.

 

[BigBed]

Only if it was written by an idiot.

 

[Sheffsteel]

With Ched and Carruthers in the same team there's loads of material for budding song writers.

 

[TJB.]

A bona fide terrace classic.

 

[coolhandluke]

" He's one of our own ...... "

 

[spongebobblade]

You bastard!! )

How does that one go?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

With Ched and Carruthers in the same team there's loads of material for budding song writers.

Wait till we sign Adam Smith the Northampton goalie.

Then the "disgusted" brigade will really be out in force.

 

[Bladepicker]

We signed a bloke from Chesterfield called Ched, Called Ched.
I've had my conviction overturned he said, he said.
He might be good, he might be shit
But first of all he needs to get fit.
Chedwyn Evans, what a time to sign.

 

[spongebobblade]

Ched Evans' a bastard
He wears a bastard hat
And if you throw a brick at him
You'll kill the fuckin twat

 

[South Bucks]

http://www.tvadmusic.co.uk/2017/01/premier-inn-great-aunt-mabels-birthday/

My girl friend and your girl friend, sittin by the mini bar.....

 

[Jon Bon II]

Here you are...



You're welcome.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

 

[Kryten]

Put your Willy in, your Willy out
In out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the okey pokey and you turn her around
That's what it's all about
Ohhhh okey pokey pokey
Ohhhh okey pokey pokey

To the tune of Emmerdale farm!

 

[Billyblade]

 

[Trafford]

Easy choice for me, to the tune of 3 Lions: -

He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming
Chedwyn's coming home

And before anyone says it, people hopefully won't get fixated with the end of the first line

 

[Blade56]

You bastard!! )

Lyrics a bit thin Gav, what tune you proposing?