Somerset Hammer's Little Hissy Fit

[mattco2001]

Somerset = Bell end

 

[Vistoma]

Somerset = Bell end

I hate it when you sit on the fence!

 

[Autumn]

I hate it when you sit on the fence!

Thats made my night :thumbup:

 

[happyhippy]

My mate Ian (who is the other one with long hair at the Lion with me) used to work in Somerset as a rural youth development manager, or some such like.

He once told me a story about some Young Farmers do he had to go to where, and in his words, he said ....

"I don't care what your mother says, shagging any of your cousins, let alone all of them, is a bad thing. OK?"

 

[Kev Gee]

Can i just say that this thread ''delivers''.

 

[Pastyblade]

Could I just say lay off the insults to Somerset.

He's come here and shown some respect and posted some very well worded arguments and as such he demands more respect than just abuse.

He might be mistaken about some issues, but thats for debate not insults. :thumbup:

 

[Compound_Legend]

So,he's come here to Mass Debate...

Yep,that's about right for a West Ham fan....

 

[Belfastblade]

lets just see what the FA have to say after they have a second look though things LOL west ham didnt pay SHEFF UTD money for nothing mate it speaks words its self...

 

[mattco2001]

have u banned somerset? coz he's gone all quiet on us

 

[Samantha]

tevez didnt keep west ham up though so its hardly cheating they didnt gain anything from him playing what about the defence and rob green who were all solid in the final 9 games they havnt been mentioned? zamora scoring at arsenal noble having a blindin season? the PL allowed tevez to play those final games why after having the £5million fine would west ham do the same illegally again...they wouldnt and they didnt, nothing has been proven to say otherwise or they would have been fined or deducted points again? before those last 9 games the tevez factor was a negative one he didnt help the team, but caused unrest amoungst the players where subsquently pardew lost his job? dont see him doing a warnock and spitting his dummy out and trying to sue west ham? just get over it and move on..do you not think that this is damaging your club more now than it is west ham? they are moving in the right direction you however...well it remains to be seen? shows great ambition when u sell you leading striker?

Who scored the winning goal for West Ham against Man Utd on the final day of the season? (The goal that kept them up, because if they hadn't won we wouldn't have gone down).

 

[Linz]

have u banned somerset? coz he's gone all quiet on us

Nope... I think he is preserving some dignity and is staying away.

I don't think he enjoyed being laughed at

 

[geezza1978]

A SOMERSET LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO..

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF B ROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

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:cry2Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?) :cry2: