Someone Cheer Me Up

[robbiez666]

and tell me the players have been dragged in for extra training today.

I'm assuming they're relaxing in their nice houses or in a beer garden somewhere.

 

[SwissBlade]

and tell me the players have been dragged in for extra training today.

I'm assuming they're relaxing in their nice houses or in a beer garden somewhere.

I saw Collins delivering beers and DVDs to Adkins house today, Adkins greeted him by giving him a big chest bump.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

How's this for cheering you up?

Did you see the Channel 5 Football League Tonight programme? (A mishmash disjointed bag of shite with random people dragged off the street, standing around a lá Top Gear).
Wendies were top of the programme, 2nd game up was Gills v Blades, presenter taking the piss out of the new away kit, tossing it aside like a dish cloth. Nice.

 

[UnitedBlade]

They've been given their weekend reading "How not to defend like Chimps"

 

[robbiez666]

How's this for cheering you up?

Did you see the Channel 5 Football League Tonight programme? (A mishmash disjointed bag of shite with random people dragged off the street, standing around a lá Top Gear).
Wendies were top of the programme, 2nd game up was Gills v Blades, presenter taking the piss out of the new away kit, tossing it aside like a dish cloth. Nice.

Watching Channel 5 never cheered anyone up

 

[robbiez666]

They've been given their weekend reading "How not to defend like Chimps"

Judging from some of their Tweets, I'd be surprised if many of them can read anything more taxing than The Hungry Caterpillar.

 

[cal the blade]

almost feels like the seasons over after 1 game. i know it isnt and we could go on and win our next 10! but right now this very moment im completely down in the dumps and not much anyone says will improve that. i just hope to god we hammer morcambe tuesday

 

[HighfieldBlade]

i just hope to god we hammer morcambe tuesday

No doubt NA will be fielding a weakened side for that game....if that's at all possible.

 

[cal the blade]

No doubt NA will be fielding a weakened side for that game....if that's at all possible.

as long as theres changes ill be happy!

 

[Trickymicky]

Sheffield United, already promoted as league one champions by end of January 2016!!!!

Not sure if it's cheered you up but you might just be pissing yerself now??

 

[Grappler]

No doubt NA will be fielding a weakened side for that game....if that's at all possible.

Surely he did that yesterday mate?

 

[Grappler]

Sheffield United, already promoted as league one champions by end of January 2016!!!!

Not sure if it's cheered you up but you might just be pissing yerself now??

A pint of whatever you have been drinking please pal!

 

[robbiez666]

I'm going to blithely ignore the facts and choose to believe the conspiracy theorists who claim he set them up for fall as he wasn't getting backing from the Board.

Looking at the line-up, it's hard to argue against it.

GK - A confidence player who cannot command his box or deal with crosses against a team who are great at set-pieces and lob balls into the box?
LB - who wasn't good enough to play in his natural position for the club last season
CBs - who are poor in the air and are not commanding against a team who are good at set-pieces.
Baxter - protecting the defence against a determined and tough-tackling midfield
Adams, a raw talent against hard tackling defenders who don't let up.

Unless Adams has been broken by the Reading experience, he's suddenly become a dreadful manager who can;t judge players or the opposition. This seems very unlikely. I'm going to cheer myself up by making myself believe that his actions yesterday, lack of recruitment and with naming J-Mac as captain are all part of a cunning plan.

 

[Esablade]

No doubt NA will be fielding a weakened side for that game....if that's at all possible.

Yep...he'll be starting Collins, McEverley and McFazdean...

 

[Kenilworth]

Jay McEveley is Sheffield United captain.




......... what?


...... what do you mean he is the manager's choice of captain?


....... you're yanking my chain, aren't you?



..........:What?


....... oh, for Fucks Sake!
I thought that would be so funny it would cheer him up.

 

[Hartley Hare]

At least the odds for winning the league have lengthened. Glad I only put £500 on yesterday morning, will wait to stake the rest after we lose next week.

HH

 

[Bladebri]

and tell me the players have been dragged in for extra training today.

I'm assuming they're relaxing in their nice houses or in a beer garden somewhere.

Nigel Adkins has plenty of jokes, he played them all yesterday

 

[robbiez666]

Nigel Adkins has plenty of jokes, he played them all yesterday

They're old jokes though

 

[Dalelane01]

We might only lose 3-0 next game

 

[ghandi]

We might only lose 3-0 next game

But surely that is going forward united togther as Sheffield United Football club.
Adkins all the soundbites and management speak to match Aidy Boothroyd (now what happened to him?)

 

[Rodley]

and tell me the players have been dragged in for extra training today.

I'm assuming they're relaxing in their nice houses or in a beer garden somewhere.

Spending your whole weekend on here isn't going to cheer you up mate! Enjoy the good weather!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

all part of a cunning plan.

Glad Baldrick is in charge.