Some wives don’t get it do they..

[blade too long]

Back to the serious (?) opening statement. Under Madkins I was frustrated and down and angry after every poor performance and/or result. My wife said to me ‘Why don’t you just support a team that wins more often. Wednesday are doing better than United, why not support them?’

After 3 hours of explaining why I couldn’t change teams and that the club you support picks you and not the other way round and how it is a way of life she said something like ‘Well May be give it up altogether then’.

Those that don’t understand REALLY don’t understand.

My wife watched us at Villa and when the ball went over the line she was really happy.
"Why have they not on put a 1 by our name"
She enquired
For once I could not give her an explanation
Football had removed my reason and left me emaciated
But I blamed the wife for it and am ok now

 

[BladeInIreland]

Tbf it is a bit mental how much it means. I went a season or two on my own and people thought I was odd for doing it. They couldn't understand I wasn't on my own. It's hard to explain how 28k people are actually together.

 

[Eza Blade]

I have one set answer for all questions to my missus........do you know what team I fucking support.It goes to every question.

do you have to shout?
Why are you not talking to me?
Do you have to drink so much?
Your in the fridge again?
You’ve got anger issues?
I can’t be in car with you anymore?
can you not piss straight?

Do you know who I fucking support!!!!

 

[Cheets]

Back in the 80s I constantly used to write and send audio-messages to our central defender and captain; "Dear Stan, I wrote but you still ain't calling..."

 

[benn5712]

Memsahib was from the dark side.
I told her, must be a Blade if you want to get laid.

See #13

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

When we last won promotion to the Premier League when Leeds lost many Blades went down to the car park at BDTBL to celebrate. I was one of them. My wife said I was a bit weird for doing so.

My reply was simple - “I’ve loved them for a lot longer than I’ve loved you.”

I've loved the Blades for a long longer than both my wives combined ....

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I have one set answer for all questions to my missus........do you know what team I fucking support.It goes to every question.

do you have to shout?
Why are you not talking to me?
Do you have to drink so much?
Your in the fridge again?
You’ve got anger issues?
I can’t be in car with you anymore?
can you not piss straight?

Do you know who I fucking support!!!!

And her next question is,

"Why the feck are you still here?"

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Did you lot all get married looking down the barrel of a shotgun, or did you actually have a bit of time together beforehand, you know, to work out whether the person was a good match for you?

 

[ElephantBlade]

I get it every time we go to the supermarket and I wear full kit....

I hope you wear your Blades branded shin pads too!

 

[Its magnet you idiot]

Get one of them mirrors they use to check for car bombs
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Has mine confiscated in debenhams changing room

 

[diode_blade]

I can't see it now, my belly is in the way

tha wants to go on an adkins diet....


i appologise that was below the belt.....