Soccer AM - in need of Blades

[BushBlade]

Wow, that was a bit unexpected.

Quite what the appalling effects of third world poverty have to do with our usual Blades chat bollocks is not immediately obvious to me. Maybe we should cease all frivolity on here in case we are offending someone as yet, unthought of?

Or maybe just quote the full post including the smiley.

 

[I should coco]

Or maybe just quote the full post including the smiley.

I don't do smileys myself so tend to ignore them. As far as I can see, they are the last refuge of the scoundrel;
"I called you a miserable lying tight drunken shit house wanker, but put a smiley further down, so what's your problem pal?"

Apologies if you were actually being 'funny' and I'll try to dust down the old sense of humour and not be such an easily provoked dick.

 

[LondonBlade89]

I get so fucking frustrated.

Look. Stand slightly back from the arc of the ball, keep your fucking eye on it, let it drop to hip-height before moving in and put your foot through a fucking arc (it's on the end of your fucking leg, there's the clue) which strikes it through the rear of it, whilst steadying yourself and adjusting your balance and getting your knee over the ball as you do. Once you've hit it, forget where its fucking going - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Run on in a diagonal out of the way of the next shot, you prick!

pommpey

My mate was on recently with a bunch of other AFC Wimbledon fans. He screwed up every single one of his three attempts, including a hilarious skying of a slightly poorly thrown ball which he mis-timed his run for and took on the half-volley. He's not a world-beater but he's not bad either and has decent technique, and I can guarantee before having a go he would've given exactly the same advice to people as you give above

 

[Rodders]

I get so fucking frustrated.

Look. Stand slightly back from the arc of the ball, keep your fucking eye on it, let it drop to hip-height before moving in and put your foot through a fucking arc (it's on the end of your fucking leg, there's the clue) which strikes it through the rear of it, whilst steadying yourself and adjusting your balance and getting your knee over the ball as you do. Once you've hit it, forget where its fucking going - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Run on in a diagonal out of the way of the next shot, you prick!

pommpey

My mate was on recently with a bunch of other AFC Wimbledon fans. He screwed up every single one of his three attempts, including a hilarious skying of a slightly poorly thrown ball which he mis-timed his run for and took on the half-volley. He's not a world-beater but he's not bad either and has decent technique, and I can guarantee before having a go he would've given exactly the same advice to people as you give above

What annoys me is it’s virtually impossible for a left footer. They should have 1 bounce net either side or let them run in from the right hand side

 

[S64 Blade]

So is anyone going on Soccer AM then?

 

[Blade56]

So is anyone going on Soccer AM then?

Should send McCabe, HRH, the two McCabe sons, Turry, Ched and Gary Sinclair. Reyt cross section to represent our past.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

OK I’ll say it. I think the vilification of anyone for this sort of thing on social media (never mind a fellow blade) is unnecessary, inappropriate, cowardly, unsociable and fucking malicious.
Says more about you than the guy taking his daughter to a game and hoping to enjoy the season in the premiership. He’s done fuck all apart from offend the precious “sensibilities” of some wankers on here who believe they (and only they) know how to and have exclusive right to being a “proper blade”.
Fuck right off all of you. Get a fucking life.

And what does this response say about you?

 

[BladeTillIDie]

I know this show has got worse in recent years but how many times do they have Tony Bellew on?

 

[BigBed]

Thought they were doing a relegation special for a second.

 

[Varkanoid]

another resurrection dinosaur thread, make your own you silly sausage.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

I know this show has got worse in recent years but how many times do they have Tony Bellew on?

Modern day Stephen Graham?

 

[JJBlade]

Will they find six who aren't too embarrassed ?

 

[SB_90]

Tim Lovejoy i know people dislike him. but soccer am period, with fenners sheephead, tubes, baby elvis, fixtures man etc was iconic & is talked about the same way as saint & Greavesy as too the previous generation. 3 hours of quality unmissable tv. when he left max rushden i thought did a good job. he knew he was the whipping boy after lovejoy left & he played it well. it wasnt good but it was still watchable as helen held the show together

i thought fenners coming back would be good but its like when Kevin blackwell came back great as an assistant to the main man but terrible on his own. i know they have to move with the times but this shouldve been canned its far too laddy & youve people 40-45 trying to pretend that they are 21. wearing stone island & fawning over some shite indie band & short on content despite only having 90mins

 

[BladeTillIDie]

another resurrection dinosaur thread, make your own you silly sausage.

Eat shit

 

[JimW1889]

Tim Lovejoy i know people dislike him. but soccer am period, with fenners sheephead, tubes, baby elvis, fixtures man etc was iconic & is talked about the same way as saint & Greavesy as too the previous generation. 3 hours of quality unmissable tv. when he left max rushden i thought did a good job. he knew he was the whipping boy after lovejoy left & he played it well. it wasnt good but it was still watchable as helen held the show together

i thought fenners coming back would be good but its like when Kevin blackwell came back great as an assistant to the main man but terrible on his own. i know they have to move with the times but this shouldve been canned its far too laddy & youve people 40-45 trying to pretend that they are 21. wearing stone island & fawning over some shite indie band & short on content despite only having 90mins

Yorkshire News, too. Was very good under Lovejoy back in the day I've not really watched it in 10+ years. Every time I've flicked it on recently I can't stand more than 5 minutes, it's a shame when TV shows keep going for far too long, rather than stopping while they're on top

 

[SB_90]

Yorkshire News

Yorkshire news was quality, i still say that now "change is not good" because most of the time its right

 

[Varkanoid]

Eat shit

What a pleasant person. Ignore.

 

[tyke1889]

Well there's some reyt fine specimens on there today