Soccer AM - in need of Blades

[Chengdu Blade]

Soccer AM looking for six blades to be on the show this Saturday, some pregame fun for those going to Chelsea away!

Details below:

 

[Blade56]

Change the name to Football Morning and I’d do it, until then feck off.....


What do they pay?

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Pig's last week were shocking, barn door they couldn't hit

 

[fireblade]

Hope that tit that went on football focus stays well away.

 

[Davalon]

Seeing as they dragged Browny out for the pig fans, which Lardon legend will they force on our fans to even it up?

Curran hobbling out like a Bobby Ball tribute act singing 'never felt more like.....'?

 

[Hartley Hare]

I just hope some of our more articulate, mature and responsible supporters put their names forward.

HH

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

I just hope some of our more articulate, mature and responsible supporters put their names forward.

HH

Sorry, I’m working.

 

[pommpey]

I just hope some of our more articulate, mature and responsible supporters put their names forward.

HH

And people who can kick a fucking football, please.

pommpey

 

[Blade56]

And people who can kick a fucking football, please.

pommpey

Send the Moose and McB

 

[pommpey]

Send the Moose and McB

I get so fucking frustrated.

Look. Stand slightly back from the arc of the ball, keep your fucking eye on it, let it drop to hip-height before moving in and put your foot through a fucking arc (it's on the end of your fucking leg, there's the clue) which strikes it through the rear of it, whilst steadying yourself and adjusting your balance and getting your knee over the ball as you do. Once you've hit it, forget where its fucking going - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Run on in a diagonal out of the way of the next shot, you prick!

pommpey

 

[Blade56]

I get so fucking frustrated.

Look. Stand slightly back from the arc of the ball, keep your fucking eye on it, let it drop to hip-height before moving in and put your foot through a fucking arc (it's on the end of your fucking leg, there's the clue) which strikes it through the rear of it, whilst steadying yourself and adjusting your balance and getting your knee over the ball as you do. Once you've hit it, forget where its fucking going - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Run on in a diagonal out of the way of the next shot, you prick!

pommpey

In summary, kick it!

 

[Foxy]

I just hope some of our more articulate, mature and responsible supporters put their names forward.

HH

Why would you want to go on a show that's been failing for a long long time but for any other reason to give it the 'I am' on telly?

 

[Dutch]

Charlton away in the last Prem season a bunch of lads there had been on Soccer A.M. that morning. We couldn't understand why a bunch of full kit wankers were sat behind us but after one of them head butted mrs. dutch (accidently I think, after Stead's goal?) we got talking and found out where they'd been. That and the ABBA tribute at half time, it doesn't get better than that. My mate Wayne said the point wasn't enough but I was happy. I know nothing.

 

[Ricky]

Hope that tit that went on football focus stays well away.

"I'm a bit embarrassed we scored more volleys than Wednesday really because we all accept they're generally the better footballers and more deserving people in general. I did my bit by not scoring but I've never kicked a ball before so that was no surprise..."

 

[Bladesman]

Why would you want to go on a show that's been failing for a long long time but for any other reason to give it the 'I am' on telly?

Some of the money?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Hope that tit that went on football focus stays well away.

He sat in front of us tonight with his daughter

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Why would you want to go on a show that's been failing for a long long time but for any other reason to give it the 'I am' on telly?

That reminds me, I need to up my media profile again. I'd do it but I can't be arsed to find another five friends to go. I once did one-and-a-half keepy-uppies on live television, but then German Paratrooper boots ain't the best footwear for that kind of thing. Oh, and I knocked over the presenter's glass of water.

 

[Ricky]

He sat in front of us tonight with his daughter

Was he being a helpful daddy and telling her how Wednesday would have sold out the Kop as well?

 

[RealMcCoy]

Was he being a helpful daddy and telling her how Wednesday would have sold out the Kop as well?

OK I’ll say it. I think the vilification of anyone for this sort of thing on social media (never mind a fellow blade) is unnecessary, inappropriate, cowardly, unsociable and fucking malicious.
Says more about you than the guy taking his daughter to a game and hoping to enjoy the season in the premiership. He’s done fuck all apart from offend the precious “sensibilities” of some wankers on here who believe they (and only they) know how to and have exclusive right to being a “proper blade”.
Fuck right off all of you. Get a fucking life.

 

[Ricky]

OK I’ll say it. I think the vilification of anyone for this sort of thing on social media (never mind a fellow blade) is unnecessary, inappropriate, cowardly, unsociable and fucking malicious.
Says more about you than the guy taking his daughter to a game and hoping to enjoy the season in the premiership. He’s done fuck all apart from offend the precious “sensibilities” of some wankers on here who believe they (and only they) know how to and have exclusive right to being a “proper blade”.
Fuck right off all of you. Get a fucking life.

Ah, you must be his wife.

What was unnecessary was the staggering ignorance and lack of thought he put into thinking about how he'd represent the club on bloody Football Focus on the BBC.

He deserves the response he's got.

 

[yorkshirecoast]

His comments were ludicrous and a disgrace and he was always going to get some stick for them. He embarrassed himself and the club on national tv.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Ah, you must be his wife.

What was unnecessary was the staggering ignorance and lack of thought he put into thinking about how he'd represent the club on bloody Football Focus on the BBC.

He deserves the response he's got.

No he doesn't. Typical over reaction by some Blades. And I am neither his mother, father, sister etc etc etc. Don't know him.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Just remember lads, where all behind you...……..

 

[maidmarion]

I enjoyed the interview and thought how nice it was. His daughter was very articulate, as was he and it made a change to a see a family being interviewed .

 

[ghandi]

I get so fucking frustrated.

Look. Stand slightly back from the arc of the ball, keep your fucking eye on it, let it drop to hip-height before moving in and put your foot through a fucking arc (it's on the end of your fucking leg, there's the clue) which strikes it through the rear of it, whilst steadying yourself and adjusting your balance and getting your knee over the ball as you do. Once you've hit it, forget where its fucking going - GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! Run on in a diagonal out of the way of the next shot, you prick!

pommpey

I think you maybe taking this piece of out of date football program a tad too seriously

 

[pommpey]

I think you maybe taking this piece of out of date football program a tad too seriously

I don't get the opprobrium directed at socceram these days.

Sure, it hit the mark with Lovejoy and Chamberlain (twenty years ago, now, readers) because we all (we - blokes) wanted a bird like Chamberlain who could drink, play cards and head a football and had a nice arse a looked dangerously good around the box. Arf.

Lovejoy was the football fan's own bellend, latched devotedly onto a successful, trendy fuckpiece of a club, and he looked down on all others. We all laughed at 'It's only Ray Parlour ... ' and the joke was always on him. The skits were good and quotable, the characters were survivable over three or four seasons and you at least felt part of the whole football setup when it was on. I still use 'Y'oright, skeep!' and 'Don't let Sarah win!' even now. People haven't the fucking foggiest what I'm on about. I don't care.

Then he left and she was left holding the baby, clear now where the whole talent was actually seated. Aside from some frankly pitiful co-hosts, shit guests (pick any one: Host: "So, Dave from the Screaming Minges, what football team do you support?" Dave (wistfully, still smacked off his face and coming down quick): "Oh. I don't like football. I like drorring, me." Even the regulars, Rocket and Fenners included, couldn't deliver for toffee. The whole shitshow descended into sniggering, unfunny in-jokes, dancing competitions, that prick Tubes with his dreadful rap/freestyle wankathon questions and it suffered badly for eight long, tedious years. Now she's finally fucked off and they've got a decent team in it's kinda revitalised. The only thing wrong is the live bands (three chord johnnies, pisspoor 'rappers' and tedious student-cunts) but Bullard is the new bellend, Fenners is comfortable again/counting his blessings and the fat cunt is good for a chuckle.

First principles. Football is fun.

 

[I should coco]

First principles. Football is fun.

No Blade who saw Haslam/Peters/Bruce/Heath/Weir/Adkins teams, could ever equate football with fun.

You've spent too long darn sarf me old China. No lad from Gleadless would ever post that.

 

[BushBlade]

No Blade who saw Haslam/Peters/Bruce/Heath/Weir/Adkins teams, could ever equate football with fun.

You've spent too long darn sarf me old China. No lad from Gleadless would ever post that.

That’s because we’re soft as shit, pampered westerners. The idea that ‘having’ to watch two teams playing football is some kind of hardship is risible to people who have to work seven days a week, which is what millions do. Try telling someone who has to fetch freshwater from a standpipe in the middle of their village that watching football under Bruce was ‘unbearable’. You’ll learn a foreign language term for ‘fucking great moaning fanny’

When the fun stops, stop.

 

[SB_90]

up to 14/15 season yes 15/16 maybe. since never as that show has been on its arse since max & helen left

 

[I should coco]

That’s because we’re soft as shit, pampered westerners. The idea that ‘having’ to watch two teams playing football is some kind of hardship is risible to people who have to work seven days a week, which is what millions do. Try telling someone who has to fetch freshwater from a standpipe in the middle of their village that watching football under Bruce was ‘unbearable’. You’ll learn a foreign language term for ‘fucking great moaning fanny’

Wow, that was a bit unexpected.

Quite what the appalling effects of third world poverty have to do with our usual Blades chat bollocks is not immediately obvious to me. Maybe we should cease all frivolity on here in case we are offending someone as yet, unthought of?