So now it's...

[Cerberus Blade]

Arrive late, get up for a p*ss, get up for a pint, get up for another p*ss and all before half f******g time!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45980807

I don't think it will make people piss more GCB. The pissers that sit near me couldn't possibly piss more than they do. What they'd probably do though is lob their glasses in the air when they celebrate a goal, or get angry about something. So, we'd end up coming back from every game soaked in beer.

I don't usually wear expensive clothes for the match, but occasionally I've gone straight from work. I wouldn't fancy being showered in ale when I've got some decent clobber on.

But even when I've got my casual clobber on I wouldn't fancy it. I like to dress in beige see? I think it makes me look dynamic!

 

[snootyfenooty]

I don't think it will make people piss more GCB. The pissers that sit near me couldn't possibly piss more than they do. What they'd probably do though is lob their glasses in the air when they celebrate a goal, or get angry about something. So, we'd end up coming back from every game soaked in beer.

I don't usually wear expensive clothes for the match, but occasionally I've gone straight from work. I wouldn't fancy being showered in ale when I've got some decent clobber on.

But even when I've got my casual clobber on I wouldn't fancy it. I like to dress in beige see? I think it makes me look dynamic!

Nah, that's far too chic for you. I envisage a cardigan a la Val Doonican.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I don't think it will make people piss more GCB. The pissers that sit near me couldn't possibly piss more than they do. What they'd probably do though is lob their glasses in the air when they celebrate a goal, or get angry about something. So, we'd end up coming back from every game soaked in beer.

I don't usually wear expensive clothes for the match, but occasionally I've gone straight from work. I wouldn't fancy being showered in ale when I've got some decent clobber on.

But even when I've got my casual clobber on I wouldn't fancy it. I like to dress in beige see? I think it makes me look dynamic!

Kinell CB, that's me only with a bit more hair!!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

My question would be why anybody would pay money for the dish water they serve as alcohol in football grounds

Because they're trying to get pissed.

Alcohol gets you pissed.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Really, people posting about the taste & quality of beer sold in grounds?
It's just ADS. Not for me now. But, there was a time & place.....
(*Alcohol Delivery System)

 

[mattbianco1]

Fuck knows why people can't go without alcohol for 90 minutes anyway.

You can't live without water - fact.
Beer contains water - fact.

We're basically trying to stay alive. You can't deprive us of that, surely?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fooking?

Arithmetic seems tone an issue as well......

 

[derryblade]

Because they're trying to get pissed.

Alcohol gets you pissed.

You've definitely convinced me there should be no change in the law

 

[Topplayersleave]

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I was the same when a went the Real Madrid stadium a few months ago.
A bloke comes round with a beer barrel on his back, think it was 8 Euro for a pint of fizzy lager.

People always complain about those getting up for a piss or going and buy something, everybody has to stand up whilst somebody shuffles past. Half of the miserable bastards have the audacity to complain about somebody shuffling past at half time.

Nobody can ever go around the stadium selling stuff in England, some prick will use the "I've bought a ticket to watch the match" old chestnut to do what he really wants to do...….cause trouble.