So I dreamed how the playoffs will pan out

[DifferentClass]

SPOILERS AHEAD:

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We get to the final (opponents Forest). On a sunny May day at Wembley, Billy scores in around the 63rd minute. Cue absolute limbs followed by shitting it until the 89th minute when Ndiaye seals the deal.

My dreams are pretty shit at predicting things though considering before the dirties game in 2019 I dreamt that Billy would break his leg during the match. Woke up appeh though!

 

[Scarebus]

I recently dreamt I bumped into a lass I used to know and she let me lick her bumhole.

 

[knowsnowt]

I recently dreamt I bumped into a lass I used to know and she let me lick her bumhole.

That was me in a wig.
You were great.

 

[John Cutsbushes]

Well this thread degenerated quickly

 

[knowsnowt]

SPOILERS AHEAD:

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We get to the final (opponents Forest). On a sunny May day at Wembley, Billy scores in around the 63rd minute. Cue absolute limbs followed by shitting it until the 89th minute when Ndiaye seals the deal.

My dreams are pretty shit at predicting things though considering before the dirties game in 2019 I dreamt that Billy would break his leg during the match. Woke up appeh though!

If we go 1-0 up we should full on attack their fans and have the game called off. Re-employ McCabe and win a 212m law suit securing a contract for McDrunk for the next 17 years.
That'll do me.

 

[biggiesablade]

My favourite dream is I'm stroking my dogs head his eyes open but it's two foreskins moving like snakes dunno what it means

 

[Scarebus]

My favourite dream is I'm stroking my dogs head his eyes open but it's two foreskins moving like snakes dunno what it means

I've done a bit of reading into dream interpretation. This one is interesting. I think you have a deep subconscious fear of your dog having snake like foreskin eyes.

 

[TimofeeVee]

My favourite dream is I'm stroking my dogs head his eyes open but it's two foreskins moving like snakes dunno what it means

I think it confirms the 2-0 win!!!

 

[Le Cynique]

I've done a bit of reading into dream interpretation. This one is interesting. I think you have a deep subconscious fear of your dog having snake like foreskin eyes.

It’s one of the primal fears, like falling, drowning or being bum-raped by an octopus.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

I suppose being bummed by an octopus is better than it fisting you

 

[adiosmiamigo]

I recently dreamt I bumped into a lass I used to know and she let me lick her bumhole.

Did she take you to lunch first?

 

[Scarebus]

Did she take you to lunch first?

The dream wasn't that deep. Not Rimception.

 

[adiosmiamigo]

The dream wasn't that deep. Not Rimception.

O.K. maybe next time,eh?

 

[Bell4]

I suppose being bummed by an octopus is better than it fisting you

Nope

Not even close

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

My favourite dream is I'm stroking my dogs head his eyes open but it's two foreskins moving like snakes dunno what it means

Is it actually when you've fell asleep in Dempsey's, and that's what you wake up to?

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

SPOILERS AHEAD:

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We get to the final (opponents Forest). On a sunny May day at Wembley, Billy scores in around the 63rd minute. Cue absolute limbs followed by shitting it until the 89th minute when Ndiaye seals the deal.

It's on SkyBet at 5-1 . Get in quick.

 

[biggiesablade]

Is it actually when you've fell asleep in Dempsey's, and that's what you wake up to?

Well it is my favourite dream

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Much to my chagrin back in those heady, unforgettable years of marriage I found that my playing away from home in the (then) wife's dreams warranted the same punishment as if it had happened in the real world.

 

[Jonny2sheds]

Thank God it’s not just me - we’re at the stage where I wake up in fright, wondering what I’ve done in her head during the night!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Did she take you to lunch first?

She did but he wasn't that hungry.

He just had a light, tossed salad.

 

[Scarebus]

She did but he wasn't that hungry.

He just had a light, tossed salad.

Urban dictionary has helped me out here. Very good.

 

[MKY]

Recently dreamt that I was throwing cauliflowers at Servalan from Blake’s 7. None of the vegetable projectiles met their target…..

 

[Blade56]

Servalan

The woman of my dreams for many years

 

[BobblesBlade]

I love these kind of threads!!!!

 

[raimond]

I haven't been drinking but I now feel like I've been drinking.