Since we last won in the Championship...

[TJB.]

...what's gone off in your life?

Our last victory in the second tier of English football, a 3-2 away win at Reading, came on 25th April 2011. I clocked that date and it really hit me how fucking long ago that was and how much has happened since then.

Since then I've come out of university, my dad and mum have both married different partners, I've been in and out of a 4 1/2 year relationship, one of my best pals has had two kids and gotten married, and I've put about 3 stone on (give or take)

Be interested to hear what events, good or bad, have occurred for other posters in the same time frame?

I also thought one last shitpost before we get down to business was a nice way to say goodbye to pre-season

UTB!

 

[Sean Thornton]

...what's gone off in your life?

Our last victory in the second tier of English football, a 3-2 away win at Reading, came on 25th April 2011. I clocked that date and it really hit me how fucking long ago that was and how much has happened since then.

Since then I've come out of university, my dad and mum have both married different partners, I've been in and out of a 4 1/2 year relationship, one of my best pals has had two kids and gotten married, and I've put about 3 stone on (give or take)

Be interested to hear what events, good or bad, have occurred for other posters in the same time frame?

I also thought one last shitpost before we get down to business was a nice way to say goodbye to pre-season

UTB!

Very very recently, and out of the blue, I'm reading shit on the Internet dressed up as something to do with United.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

f**k all - and on that note I'm off to find the nearest tall bridge

 

[BushBlade]

I had a wank. Big one.

 

[Westran]

I've met and married my wife, bought our first house and also put on about 3 stone.

 

[DifferentClass]

Gave birth to multiple enormous brown babies, bared my arse on the town hall steps and eaten a Creme Egg from Tango's bellybutton.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I met this bloke who makes shit posts on forums. He does like decent Caribbean food though, so one redeeming feature.

 

[mattbianco1]

Got married and had 2 kids (well 1.8 kids as the first was a month old on this date).

On my 3rd different car too.

 

[TJB.]

I met this bloke who makes shit posts on forums. He does like decent Caribbean food though, so one redeeming feature.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Very very recently, and out of the blue, I'm reading shit on the Internet dressed up as something to do with United.

are you like the stig, is this your way of coming out as captain blade?

 

[BushBlade]

are you like the stig, is this your way of coming out as captain blade?

No, he's dressed as Sam Hashimi

 

[Slim Man]

I had a wank. Big one.

For 6 years?

 

[dazzlingblade]

For 6 years?

unemployed, rachel riley on tv everyday, its not beyond the realms of possibility

 

[BushBlade]

unemployed, rachel riley on tv everyday, its not beyond the realms of possibility

Self employed. It's a bit like being unemployed but with money.

 

[Boxer Blade]

...what's gone off in your life?

Our last victory in the second tier of English football, a 3-2 away win at Reading, came on 25th April 2011. I clocked that date and it really hit me how fucking long ago that was and how much has happened since then.

Since then I've come out of university, my dad and mum have both married different partners, I've been in and out of a 4 1/2 year relationship, one of my best pals has had two kids and gotten married, and I've put about 3 stone on (give or take)

Be interested to hear what events, good or bad, have occurred for other posters in the same time frame?

I also thought one last shitpost before we get down to business was a nice way to say goodbye to pre-season

UTB!

Was it difficult coming out tom? Possibly why you've put 3 stone on,

 

[BushBlade]

For 6 years?

Yeah, basically I look like this now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was it difficult coming out tom? Possibly why you've put 3 stone on,

Jesus. Spent so much time thinking of a witty * reply I never thought there would be a hidden coded message in there.

You homosexuals are a clever people...


* don't bother

 

[Boxer Blade]

Jesus. Spent so much time thinking of a witty * reply I never thought there would be a hidden coded message in there.

You homosexuals are a clever people...


* don't bother

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Mum had a stroke and now disabled
Dad had a stroke and died
Father-in-Law died
Step son did a runner after nicking 10 grand from me
On the positive side, one day back in 2014, after a brief stop at the motorway services, I was back driving down the motorway when I realized I was drinking a large McDonalds's latte when I'd only paid for a medium.
Onwards and upwards

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Self employed. It's a bit like being unemployed but with money.

I'm self employed too BB, only I find it's more like being employed without the money!

 

[Pinchy]

I've had a great deal of experience of life and grown wiser by the day. I've tried hard and long to explain simple concepts in plain language to a reluctant audience, sadly damaged by years of misguided falsehoods.

It's a thankless labour but, like Hercules, I'll get there in the end.

 

[Isar]

Changed jobs (twice), bought and sold a house (twice), changed cars (20 plus times), moved abroad, weigh about the same, run far more, drink more beer.

 

[TJB.]

Mum had a stroke and now disabled
Dad had a stroke and died
Father-in-Law died
Step son did a runner after nicking 10 grand from me
On the positive side, one day back in 2014, after a brief stop at the motorway services, I was back driving down the motorway when I realized I was drinking a large McDonalds's latte when I'd only paid for a medium.
Onwards and upwards

Is this a Coronation Street story line?

 

[dingledog]

I've visited far too many lower league grounds, some on multiple occasions.

 

[Boxer Blade]

I bet Mrs.pinchy is a strong person, probably got a furrowed brow and a look of despair but underneath it all when she goes out, on her own she is a bright, cheerful and happy soul.........and hates football.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I bet Mrs.pinchy is a strong person, probably got a furrowed brow and a look of despair but underneath it all when she goes out, on her own she is a bright, cheerful and happy soul.........and hates football.

Big fan of Dave Basset I hear.........

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Is this a Coronation Street story line?

Sadly TJB, the only bit that's not true is the f******g coffee!!

 

[freddyp]

Is this a Coronation Street story line?

Nawh. I think it's summat called real life.

 

[Small Mendonca]

Constantly running rings around Large Mendonca and scoring hundreds of goals past Foxy at forum football has to be some of the highlights since 2011.

 

[BushBlade]

I'm self employed too BB, only I find it's more like being employed without the money!

You made me feel guilty. I was going to have the rest of the afternoon off but I'm doing some work instead.