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Can be no doubt this supercomputer is unimpeachable

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Here are some of the Latest Crab Computers (A Division of Crab Inc via our boss The Crab ) we are pushing the boundaries and our super computers, tried to calculate the Championship table, but all we get is ERROR 8965AF-G4512 which shows its all still to play for, or that we need to maybe make better machines o_O:confused:
 
elgoog44 said:
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Here are some of the Latest Crab Computers (A Division of Crab Inc via our boss The Crab ) we are pushing the boundaries and our super computers, tried to calculate the Championship table, but all we get is ERROR 8965AF-G4512 which shows its all still to play for, or that we need to maybe make better machines o_O:confused:
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Better machines????? Fucking better machines???? Look, NASA landed a man on the Moon (unless you are a Lizard or summat and don't belive that stuff) with a machine no more powerful than Granny Crab's fucking hairdryer. What I'm saying is, History has been made with shit equipment. What we sell is the Creme de la Crap.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Who reads this redundant garbage anymore? Do they even still sell it on the street like they used to do? It must be at least ten years since I've actually seen a copy.
 
The Crab said:
Better machines????? Fucking better machines???? Look, NASA landed a man on the Moon (unless you are a Lizard or summat and don't belive that stuff) with a machine no more powerful than Granny Crab's fucking hairdryer. What I'm saying is, History has been made with shit equipment. What we sell is the Creme de la Crap.
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True boss and with our Crap... .I mean Crack team they will keep pushing the boundaries........

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originaltrueblade said:
It now states (FU****G) UNBELIEVABLE that Super Computer predicts that we have no chance of making the play offs...........Super Computer my arse........No mention about their beloved pigs...

Come on Blades stuff em on Friday night....Hate em!!


https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-united
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I could start a career mode on Football Manager or Fifa and simulate it to the end and we would finish in the bottom half at best. So what?
 
The Crab said:
Look at 'em, go getters the lot of them. Cheap too.
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they are cheap and because we lock them in the basement... ERRRMMMM i mean give on site accommodation they are extremely cheap, plus they live on Hotdogs and Rola Cola and when I say HotDog I do of course mean CrabDogs of which you will be glad to know still came back inconclusive if they contained any type of meat, so we can still sell them as Free from..... another plus point is the Rats round the restaurant have become a lot less as well, crazy Joe the chef said he had found a way to get rid of them, strangly at the same time he started doing the Crabdogs, oh well nothing to worry about.............

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elgoog44 said:
they are cheap and because we lock them in the basement... ERRRMMMM i mean give on site accommodation they are extremely cheap, plus they live on Hotdogs and Rola Cola and when I say HotDog I do of course mean CrabDogs of which you will be glad to know still came back inconclusive if they contained any type of meat, so we can still sell them as Free from..... another plus point is the Rats round the restaurant have become a lot less as well, crazy Joe the chef said he had found a way to get rid of them, strangly at the same time he started doing the Crabdogs, oh well nothing to worry about.............

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Good to see we are keeping up the standards people recognise when they think of Crab Industries.
 
The Crab said:
Good to see we are keeping up the standards people recognise when they think of Crab Industries.
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and the day gets better the "burgers" came back inconclusive of everything including taste, so that will be one less law suit we will have to contend, and to be fair a 30% death rate is nothing compared to the death rate we have on the airlines... :)
 
elgoog44 said:
and the day gets better the "burgers" came back inconclusive of everything including taste, so that will be one less law suit we will have to contend, and to be fair a 30% death rate is nothing compared to the death rate we have on the airlines... :)
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Just do what one always does with ropey burgers, lots of onion and sauce Bob's you Uncle and Fido is your burger.

Thanks to a French ATC strike, it's actually helped the death rate a bit as not as much is flying. Thanks to our "get fucked" refund policy the strike does not impinge on profitability.
 
The Crab said:
Just do what one always does with ropey burgers, lots of onion and sauce Bob's you Unvle and Fido is your burger.

Thanks to a French ATC strike, it's actually helped the death rate a bit as not as much is flying. Thanks to our "get fucked" refund policy the strike does not impinge on profitability.
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One of the better policy's you wrote in to the flight/Holiday Agreement if you can pardon the ass kissing sir... the eat at your own risk was also a master stoke :)

and the weighing scale entry for the all you can eat restaurant was again an amazing cost cutting approach that and the very narrow door in case the scales where on the fritz.
 
The Crab said:
Just do what one always does with ropey burgers, lots of onion and sauce Bob's you Uncle and Fido is your burger.

Thanks to a French ATC strike, it's actually helped the death rate a bit as not as much is flying. Thanks to our "get fucked" refund policy the strike does not impinge on profitability.
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I'm still waiting for my bonus for sacking all the "big boned" stewardesses who although would accept less than minimum wage wee costing a fortune in extra aviation fuel.

Once the eight year olds learn how to manipulate the £/€ exchange rate on our trolley comestibles and scratch cards, we'll be coining it.
 
elgoog44 said:
One of the better policy's you wrote in to the flight/Holiday Agreement if you can pardon the ass kissing sir... the eat at your own risk was also a master stoke :)

and the weighing scale entry for the all you can eat restaurant was again an amazing cost cutting approach that and the very narrow door in case the scales where on the fritz.
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You know me, I'm into "thinking outside the box" especially when it makes a few bob extra.
 
Oh, and Nicki left a message that "Fred Squad" has been on the phone again. She said they wanted to take down her particulars but she told them she never wore them.
 

Sean Thornton said:
I'm still waiting for my bonus for sacking all the "big boned" stewardesses who although would accept less than minimum wage wee costing a fortune in extra aviation fuel.

Once the eight year olds learn how to manipulate the £/€ exchange rate on our trolley comestibles and scratch cards, we'll be coining it.
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Nicki got them all a job down at Babestation on the 3am to 5.30 am slot where they all get their baps out (so a friend tells me). I'm waiting for them to pay me, then I'll sort you out. Top tip, if you give them a ring (my "friend" says it's £3.50 a minute) you'll get your money back quicker.
 
Sean Thornton said:
Oh, and Nicki left a message that "Fred Squad" has been on the phone again. She said they wanted to take down her particulars but she told them she never wore them.
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Oh fuck, hope that doesn't mean we are on fucking Watchdog again. Anne Robinson is a right mardy twat.
 
Sean Thornton said:
Oh, and Nicki left a message that "Fred Squad" has been on the phone again. She said they wanted to take down her particulars but she told them she never wore them.
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I fell for the "can you see my thong when I bend down routine" and of course that was another trip to the Crab Clinic.... :eek:o_O
 
The Crab said:
Nicki got them all a job down at Babestation on the 3am to 5.30 am slot where they all get their baps out (so a friend tells me). I'm waiting for them to pay me, then I'll sort you out. Top tip, if you give them a ring (my "friend" says it's £3.50 a minute) you'll get your money back quicker.
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Aah. The "hard to get an erection" section. Known as Fat Sweaty Birds on CrabPorn TV. So I'm told.
 
Sean Thornton said:
Aah. The "hard to get an erection" section. Known as Fat Sweaty Birds on CrabPorn TV. So I'm told.
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the Gone Flaccid Channel on Crab Porn is not particularly nice, hopefully Val is just going through a phase and it will all end soon, two of the producers of the show threatened to legal action if they had to watch any more of it, but Big Toni was on hand to straighten that all out.
 
Harrisblade said:
If anyone survived the send-off, obviously chicken chicken!
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Makes a change, usually it's "if anyone survived the take off"

If you beat those odds, don't risk both the in flight meal and the landing.
 
Isnt that the 'computer' that predicted we'd lose in the play offs last season (or something ridiculous like that)?

They should have chucked it in the skip with copies of their newspaper.
 

Pierre's PC said:
Not clicking the link as I refuse to be railroaded in to not using adblock or registering for another pointless site

Fuck'em and their precious click bait
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use a different browser mines not locked by them :)
 
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