Sheff Utd Hoolie Pack

[North East Blade]

Sheff Utd fans are a disgrace

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Excellent.
An Easter quiz.









...nope, I give in

 

[fireblade]

I would like one each for myself and my two daughters, but what's the P&P?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

What, no ethnic minorities?

You racist monster!

Is there a prize or is it a not very good April 1st thingy

 

[Bladepicker]

I would like one each for myself and my two daughters, but what's the P&P?

"Treat your family this Easter to a present they will never forget. The 'Sheffield United Fans Are a Disgrace Hoolie Starter Pack'.

Presented in a mock crate of Stella, this wonderful package comes complete with:

• Stone Island Badge to sew onto your Primark jacket.
• Fake Burberry scarf
• Assorted pyro
• A rolled up old fiver
• Mustard and ketchup bottles
• Carlsberg
• Human body map pinpointing the kidneys
• One 'special flare' - developed by NASA to target children or disabled people only.

All this can be yours for the unbelievable offer price of £3.99* - so ditch the easter eggs this spring and treat your family to a suprise that will keep on giving - why be full up when you can be tooled up?

*offer price ends 3/4/2018. Postage and packing £24.99 - standard 3 - 5 day delivery."

 

[TrowbridgeBlade]

April fool

 

[fireblade]

"Treat your family this Easter to a present they will never forget. The 'Sheffield United Fans Are a Disgrace Hoolie Starter Pack'.

Presented in a mock crate of Stella, this wonderful package comes complete with:

• Stone Island Badge to sew onto your Primark jacket.
• Fake Burberry scarf
• Assorted pyro
• A rolled up old fiver
• Mustard and ketchup bottles
• Carlsberg
• Human body map pinpointing the kidneys
• One 'special flare' - developed by NASA to target children or disabled people only.

All this can be yours for the unbelievable offer price of £3.99* - so ditch the easter eggs this spring and treat your family to a suprise that will keep on giving - why be full up when you can be tooled up?

*offer price ends 3/4/2018. Postage and packing £24.99 - standard 3 - 5 day delivery."

Wow!!
Even better than I thought. At that price I’m getting one for my mum as well

 

[Ricky]

Sheff Utd fans are a disgrace

Bottom left looks like one I kicked in the cunt at Gillingham last season. It was hilarious.

A bit like this...

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

"Treat your family this Easter to a present they will never forget. The 'Sheffield United Fans Are a Disgrace Hoolie Starter Pack'.

Presented in a mock crate of Stella, this wonderful package comes complete with:

• Stone Island Badge to sew onto your Primark jacket.
• Fake Burberry scarf
• Assorted pyro
• A rolled up old fiver
• Mustard and ketchup bottles
• Carlsberg
• Human body map pinpointing the kidneys
• One 'special flare' - developed by NASA to target children or disabled people only.

All this can be yours for the unbelievable offer price of £3.99* - so ditch the easter eggs this spring and treat your family to a suprise that will keep on giving - why be full up when you can be tooled up?

*offer price ends 3/4/2018. Postage and packing £24.99 - standard 3 - 5 day delivery."

Is the special offer only available via Crab Industries?

 

[bornablade]

Plus a DVD that gives instructions on how to stand with arms out wide beckoning the opposition fans (who must be minimum 50 yards away) to 'come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'.

Bonus is instructions on how to scarper if opposition fans look as though they'll take you up on the offer.

This is a one time opportunity for you and your friends.

In addition we are giving away a booklet full of reasons why you didn't get involved in a ruck.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Deluxe pack includes a map of care homes, orphanages, junior schools and playgrounds nearest football grounds together with the disabled access to the stadium.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[JOEYDEE]

Hope they Cardiff fans...bring it on !

 

[metalblade]

Can you deliver before the Millwall flag day ?