Sausage tossing at the Villa.

[Hartley Hare]

OK ........who was it?

An amusing moment occurred during the match at Villa when the young fella on my right, across the steps had the misfortune to drop the sausage from his hot dog on to the steps. It sort of squirted out of the end of the cob.

I saw the sausage lying on the step, and thought that is a slip hazard. It had a bit of that yellow mustard on it as well, half chewed at one end.

Mindful of the danger to fellow blades and in particular the two elderly ladies sitting in front, I thought I am going to have to pick that up. (I could eat it on the way home, after a quick rinse).

When blow me, the devil picked it up and tossed it over the edge of the stand.

Who did it hit I wonder?

I am just glad it was gone, particularly when we all went a bit mental after the second goal hit the net. Dancing on the steps and man hugging each other like crazy fools.

Great fun and excitement.

At work today it was good to have something to crow about for a change.

HH

 

[Foxy]

Ballinpigpubs13 has previous for terrace food wastage!

 

[Class55 Blade]

Certainly remember someone throwing a Mars Bar to Glynn Hodges at a night match at Villa Park. He then got chucked out by the local Police.

 

[CarlingBlade]

Certainly remember someone throwing a Mars Bar to Glynn Hodges at a night match at Villa Park. He then got chucked out by the local Police.

I remember someone throwing one at Gazza when he was taking preparing to take a corner at the Lane, needless to say he picked it up and took a bite

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Managed to quaff a Balti Saturday without launching it

 

[SotonBlade]

Ballinpigpubs13 has previous for terrace food wastage!

Some would say Ballinpigpubs13 also has previous for Sausage Smuggling as well....

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

I pack a mean Frankfurter if that's what you mean dan.

 

[SotonBlade]

I pack a mean Frankfurter if that's what you mean dan.

Heard it was more of a cumberland...

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

You must be on about Mousey's cocktail sausage?

 

[Coily]

I remember Vinnie Jones being smacked on the back of the head with pie as he prepared to take a throw at Roker Park when we won 1-0 in '91. Looked like Meat and Potato...

 

[judge]

I remember Vinnie Jones being smacked on the back of the head with pie as he prepared to take a throw at Roker Park when we won 1-0 in '91. Looked like Meat and Potato...

I might be wrong but I remember vinnie getting a bovril chucked down his back whilst taking the throw and the lad sat behind him who probably threw it copped a pie right in the face from a blade , funny as fuck it was

 

[blade too long]

thought Weiner played for Villa

 

[alcoblade]

I might be wrong but I remember vinnie getting a bovril chucked down his back whilst taking the throw and the lad sat behind him who probably threw it copped a pie right in the face from a blade , funny as fuck it was

I remember that.

What year was it?

UTB

 

[blade too long]

just missing the mushy peas

 

[1889]

I remember that.

What year was it?

UTB

Darren?

 

[Jack Jarvis Esquire ⚔]

i was expecting to read about some gay activityy amongst blades at villa park when i first opened the thread

 

[Kenilworth]

i was expecting to read about some gay activityy amongst blades at villa park when i first opened the thread

My first thought from the OP title was that HH had got over excited about the performance and the win and had cracked one off over Doug Ellis

It was a really good day out but that would be going a bit too far!

 

[alcoblade]

Darren?

Not me fella, no. I can just remember years ago being at Roker park with their fans giving us shit, and a pie launch landing slap bang is one tosser's face

I suspect this is what Judge is referring to.

UTB

 

[1889]

Not me fella, no. I can just remember years ago being at Roker park with their fans giving us shit, and a pie launch landing slap bang is one tosser's face

I suspect this is what Judge is referring to.

UTB

Yeah I realised that Alco, I was just inviting Darren to tell you what year it was, by reference to his 'Every Sheffield United Statistic Encyclopedia' possibly under 'Blades related Pastry incidents 1980-90' ?

 

[Coily]

Not me fella, no. I can just remember years ago being at Roker park with their fans giving us shit, and a pie launch landing slap bang is one tosser's face

I suspect this is what Judge is referring to.

UTB

It might have been the same thing I referred to in '91... it was a while back and had gone large on the pre-match larrup.

I was stood to the right behind the goal and Vinnie was about to take a throw on that side near the corner flag where Mackems were stood at the front and seated in the upper tiers. In my memory Vinnie took a pie to the napper, but it could have been a Bovril. Either way, it was funny. And we won.

There was also a massive brawl after the game by the seafront. My and a pal had gone for some fish and chips, and the locals kindly ushered us to the front to order so we could then get away. But we were all stuck in the shop as mayhem ensued outside which was fine by us as it was freezing out. Cracking snap it was too.