Rude sounding Blades XI

[DifferentClass]

With our latest cult hero launching a thousand punny threads, thought it was time to collate all the Blades whose names elicit a cheeky snigger.

Anel Ahmedhoweverthefuckyouspellit
Dean Windass
Bert Menlove

Any more?

 

[biggiesablade]

Oli McCuntbun

 

[Davalon]

With our latest cult hero launching a thousand punny threads, thought it was time to collate all the Blades whose names elicit a cheeky snigger.

Anel Ahmedhoweverthefuckyouspellit
Dean Windass
Bert Menlove

Any more?

Had to check the last one. Thought you were taking the piss

 

[DifferentClass]

Had to check the last one. Thought you were taking the piss

It's one of those names that's dying out for some reason... can't think as to why!

 

[diode_blade]

Billy Sharp Prick....(sorry Billy...no offense intended)

 

[Jon Bon II]

Wasn't there a player in the 1960's called Freddie Fuckbum?

 

[vas borbokis]

Does Hecky's bottom count?

 

[Bladesdoc]

Glenn Cockerill

 

[Bladesdoc]

One for the ladies and the oldies. John Cutbush.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Not rude names as such but I have created the cast for a low budget British porn film
Tracey
Kelly
Blackman

All keepers too

 

[torridon]

Dean Fuckoffyoutwathammond

 

[Dkc]

Ollie Nowood

 

[JOEYDEE]

Marcus Bent
Craig Allcock
Jimmy Bone(r)
Willie Carlin
Denis Long Horn
JohnJoe O'Tool(e)

 

[dellasthunderbolt]

Ben Doane

 

[Sean Thornton]

Lee Wanker Hendrie

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Phil McAvity

 

[Silent Blade]

Arthur Bottom

 

[Houston_Blade]

Colin Wanker

 

[Deadbat]

Our sort of thread Webding

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

BrownTonge

 

[dellasthunderbolt]

Try Del’s Ass

 

[Overthehills]

Jimmy Bone
Paul Wood

 

[dellasthunderbolt]

Pat and Rick Suffo-cation wank.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Hecky’s middle name is Francis effectively making him Paul Feckingbottom.

 

[BeardyBlade]

Anel’s middle name is ‘Airtight’, effectively making him a decent pornstar and the best overlapping centre back in the world.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Simon Stain(ed)rod

 

[Gimli]

Queef Gillespie

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Jimmy’s (got a big) Johnston

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Paul Ifill.

 

[broomhillblade]

Jack Hunt

Not one of ours, I know, but couldn't resist.