Roys View From Norwich City
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I should coco
A little harsh on a well meaning body of men
GreasyChipBeattie
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Imagine my horror when, as a self-confessed grammar cop, I noticed that most basic of schoolboy errors Mr Coco.
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Bloody hell
Everybody must have had a late night.
Everybody must have had a late night.
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Simple explanation from Roy on the pre-match thread is that the Norwich forum website has been down since early evening yesterday. Have patience guys.
I was getting a round in town last night ,2 bitter ,2 guinness and Stella please ,guy at the side had 2 pints and a stella. Heard a voice behind 2 strawberry and lime Rekordelings and a passion fruit one if have any. I knew what colour shirt the bell would be wearing without looking.
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Norwich have accustomed themselves to the Premier league better than us in many respects.
They certainly know how to dive and fall over when there's no contact.
They'll be missed.
They certainly know how to dive and fall over when there's no contact.
They'll be missed.
Trigger Blade
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It might be symptomatic of having little else to complain about but yesterday, we were annoyed by the fact that Norwich wore their away strip, when there was no colour clash. After all, we wore red and white at Carrow Road.
To make it even worse and to raise the level of outrage, the away end chanted the dirge-like “Yellow, yellow” throughout, when it should have been “Grey/black, grey/black”
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The only problem is Sitters it’s not proper Guinness ( unless you were in one of them 2 Irish boozers off West St )
They didn’t have to accustom themselves as they were exactly the same when in the Championship.
I thought that on a purely football and not amateur dramatics basis they were shocking yesterday. I don’t think that I have seen a team hoof the ball into midfield / up front more than them apart from maybe Newcastle. All of this bullshit that they peddle about being a proper footballing team was blown out of the water yesterday. They were shite.
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Norwich Could’ve, Would’ve, Should’ve So Have A Nice Day
First of all, I must apologise for Vital Norwich’s tardiness surrounding the Sheffield United game. I was away in London on Friday for a day out with Mrs T. This involved some shopping in Mayfair…
norwich.vitalfootball.co.uk
JonnyRed(WCFC)
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I was making a nuisance of myself at Wrexham vs Eastleigh BP.... all seats were left intact i'm happy to report!
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Views Of The Norwich City fans
Tim (bottom left) has seen Sheffield United twice before, both games last season. He couldn’t make the game at Carrow Road, and missed the 2016 win here. His overriding view at this moment is “Why is it always Billy Fucking Sharp that scores against us? Why?????”
James (centre of picture) is still seething with anger 75% of the time from Wilder’s comments about arriving early in 2016. Since then he deliberately arrives late to all Norwich games vs Sheffield United just to spite Wilder. Believes Wilder has a “Low EQ”.
Dan (black jacket) is attending his very first football game after being invited by his mate (ginger beard, also called Dan). He is told a second later “mate, you generally don’t give the opposition goalscorer a thumbs up, particularly when we all hate him here”.
Andy (flat cap). Andy was getting a final pint in when Gary Sinclair was reading out the coronavirus public health announcement pre-game, and will be next week confirmed as Norwich’s first infected patient.
Brenda (middle finger). Never says a word at games, but comes to life when an opposition player celebrates in front of her. Isn’t getting the Brexit she voted for.
Keith. Always the first to buy the front row ticket when they become available. Has now done the location-correct wanker gesture in view of players from three different leagues.
Tim (bottom left) has seen Sheffield United twice before, both games last season. He couldn’t make the game at Carrow Road, and missed the 2016 win here. His overriding view at this moment is “Why is it always Billy Fucking Sharp that scores against us? Why?????”
James (centre of picture) is still seething with anger 75% of the time from Wilder’s comments about arriving early in 2016. Since then he deliberately arrives late to all Norwich games vs Sheffield United just to spite Wilder. Believes Wilder has a “Low EQ”.
Dan (black jacket) is attending his very first football game after being invited by his mate (ginger beard, also called Dan). He is told a second later “mate, you generally don’t give the opposition goalscorer a thumbs up, particularly when we all hate him here”.
Andy (flat cap). Andy was getting a final pint in when Gary Sinclair was reading out the coronavirus public health announcement pre-game, and will be next week confirmed as Norwich’s first infected patient.
Brenda (middle finger). Never says a word at games, but comes to life when an opposition player celebrates in front of her. Isn’t getting the Brexit she voted for.
Keith. Always the first to buy the front row ticket when they become available. Has now done the location-correct wanker gesture in view of players from three different leagues.
Houston_Blade
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Keith giving it the old ‘6 knuckle shuffle’.
The one where Hanley went over when Fleck blew on him was embarrassing. I wondered if it could be due to Hanley’s disproportionately large bonce giving him a high centre of gravity. He has a similar head : body ratio as Frank Sidebottom.
I was in the pisser at a pub in town last night and the guy next to me was literally hitting the wall fuming about the pigs and ranting and raving to me about Monk etc. God knows why he thought I was a pig too, I mean do I look like a fuckin hillbilly
but I just stood there nodding at him then after a minute or so said............ it must be awful for you mate, but it's great being a Blade. 
Thank you Sir Chris Wilder - what a time to be a Blade!
JonnyRed(WCFC)
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Whilst you're all waiting for the 'View From' I will amuse you all with what I encountered as the coolest 'View From a Pub Toilet' when going to a game... if you're ever stuck in or visiting Wrexham then 'The Fat Boar' is the place to go, and not just because local legend and loon Mickey Thomas is a regular there on matchdays , but when nature comes calling you will be greeted by quite a sight on entering the watering abodes ...
So whilst the match ended 0-0 it was peeing goals beforehand!
So whilst the match ended 0-0 it was peeing goals beforehand!
Hats off to the ones giving the rods. Must be hard to work out which is your middle finger when you’ve got six of the fuckers.
Inbred, carrot crunching fuckwits.
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Costing me a liver and a fortune in cash these last few years.
What about the silly twat who thought they had scored ran on to the edge of the pitch then realised and got slung out ,3 year ban and it wasnt even a goal.
As for the coronavirus warning bollocks and the no shaking hands farce ,what did the players do at the end of the game ?
As for the coronavirus warning bollocks and the no shaking hands farce ,what did the players do at the end of the game ?
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What you will have failed to realise, Jonny, is that they retain the front covers for these and pop them down the cellar when they have enough. It’s Welsh recycling.Whilst you're all waiting for the 'View From' I will amuse you all with what I encountered as the coolest 'View From a Pub Toilet' when going to a game... if you're ever stuck in or visiting Wrexham then 'The Fat Boar' is the place to go, and not just because local legend and loon Mickey Thomas is a regular there on matchdays , but when nature comes calling you will be greeted by quite a sight on entering the watering abodes ...
So whilst the match ended 0-0 it was peeing goals beforehand!
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