Robert Page

[BushBlade]

I'm old. What do these euphemisms mean?

According to Rollo’s mate, a Jajdhani Express is when you can’t be bothered to find proper prostitutes so just pay a tramp. A mixed grill is a bisexual coke fuelled romp. Hot plates means carrying an STD.

So it’s either a cokey pokey with two jakies leading to a dose of clap, or he literally burnt his fingers picking up a hot plate in a curry house.

 

[Plymouthblade]

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Never forget original FIFA Kyle Walker.

He looks ill

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

According to Rollo’s mate, a Jajdhani Express is when you can’t be bothered to find proper prostitutes so just pay a tramp. A mixed grill is a bisexual coke fuelled romp. Hot plates means carrying an STD.

So it’s either a cokey pokey with two jakies leading to a dose of clap, or he literally burnt his fingers picking up a hot plate in a curry house.

Like x10.

I’ve just laughed tea (earl grey) out of both my nostrils.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Like x10.

I’ve just laughed tea (earl grey) out of both my nostrils.

Well I've just picked up a very hot plate to see what it was all about and if I'm honest I'd rather have paid to shag a tramp

 

[The Crab]

Well I've just picked up a very hot plate to see what it was all about and if I'm honest I'd rather have paid to shag a tramp

Well thats helped me out with what to buy you when it's your birthday........................

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

No such thing as a free meal, especially not a breakfast, AH. You’re either being paid for the fun you’ve just had or for the fun to come. Be very, very careful, he’s probably grooming you.

I’m lead to believe that’s how these type of things start. A suave handsome, older gentleman, pays for your skinny mocha choca latte (with or without syrup) and salmon on sourdough roll in a deli, you blush & welcome the attention, and before you know it you’re wearing hotpants and a vest top and being passsed around his mates.

How long until this happens?

Asking for a friend.

 

[BladeFisher]

View attachment 51773 And big Shaun Murphy at the back

Apparently there was a mix up in the maternity ward whilst Mrs Page was giving birth in Zimbabwe.