Rhyme time.....

[Bennyand the Blades]

It's getting near to squeaky bum time, songs and chants are off the menu so to pass the time let have some Rhyme .....


I'm a Blade and I don't care who knows it
from my head to the tip of my toes.

I'm a Blade that's as good as it gets pal
I've always been one so I knows.

I'm a Blade and I long for promotion
To get back to the Prem is the aim

I'm a Blade so if that never happens
I'll still want to be there at the Lane.
I'm a BLADE......

 

[knowsnowt]

Billy is a fat get.
Amen.

 

[DifferentClass]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We never win a playoff
So why are we so concerned about whether or not we win tomorrow?

 

[Overthehills]

C ouldn't ever support Wendy
U nited will always be my team
N ever liked them since I was born
T il the day I die I bleed red and white
S horeham street is my church

I t's in my dna
N ever will it change

B orn a blade, always a blade
L ife wouldn't be the same without em
U ntil death do us part, me and united
E dwards being my all time favourite

A nd of course the legend that is TC
N ot forgetting brian deane
D uffy being our bounce slayer also

W in, lose or draw I will be at the Lane
H ome and away for that matter
I wouldn't have it any other way
T hat is how my life is meant to be
E xactly how I want to spend it.

AMEN

 

[Scarebus]

C ouldn't ever support Wendy
U nited will always be my team
N ever liked them since I was born
T il the day I die I bleed red and white
S horeham street is my church

I t's in my dna
N ever will it change

B orn a blade, always a blade
L ife wouldn't be the same without em
U ntil death do us part, me and united
E dwards being my all time favourite

A nd of course the legend that is TC
N ot forgetting brian deane
D uffy being our bounce slayer also

W in, lose or draw I will be at the Lane
H ome and away for that matter
I wouldn't have it any other way
T hat is how my life is meant to be
E xactly how I want to spend it.

AMEN

Dunt rhyme

 

[Overthehills]

Dunt rhyme

Dunt care, the message is the same...

 

[tyke1889]

Dunt rhyme

Neither does the OP.

 

[knowsnowt]

C ouldn't ever support Wendy
U nited will always be my team
N ever liked them since I was born
T il the day I die I bleed red and white
S horeham street is my church

I t's in my dna
N ever will it change

B orn a blade, always a blade
L ife wouldn't be the same without em
U ntil death do us part, me and united
E dwards being my all time favourite

A nd of course the legend that is TC
N ot forgetting brian deane
D uffy being our bounce slayer also

W in, lose or draw I will be at the Lane
H ome and away for that matter
I wouldn't have it any other way
T hat is how my life is meant to be
E xactly how I want to spend it.

AMEN

Wow.
If you take the first letter of each line it actually spells out a legible sentence itself.
What's the odds on that!

 

[knowsnowt]

I wear a shirt of red and white
Outside my trows of course
Cos if I dared to tuck it in
It would see my balls and arse

Dorothy. 97. West Meath.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Dorothy was found dead in bed yesterday. Have some respect

 

[knowsnowt]

Dorothy was found dead in bed yesterday. Have some respect

Must be a different one. My Dorothy is giving me a gumming right now.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Check her pulse.

 

[knowsnowt]

Check her pulse.

I dont worry bout shit like that.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Rubber duckie you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you
Rubber duckie joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber duckie you're my very best friend it's true

 

[knowsnowt]

Rubber duckie you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you
Rubber duckie joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber duckie you're my very best friend it's true

 

[Brewster Cost Millions]

A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together:


We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.