CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Joey1889]

 

[knowsnowt]

He's shit.

 

[mattbianco1]

Been following this thread for what seems like forever. I love the dry humour and the predictions it'll all go tits up in the end. It's just exactly what makes us all Blades fans. Keep up the good work!
PS Am I allowed to say tits?

Ya allowed to say it, just not allowed to show them

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[YES Blade]

 

[mattbianco1]

Pig fan

 

[Radders]

Ya allowed to say it, just not allowed to show them

I wasn't about to show my tits anyway, leastwise, not on here

 

[Bearlie]

Did you mean Rooster ?

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Fails medical.

 

[Vikingblade]

Fix bayonets Boys and wait for the whistle It’s today.
Why ?
Because.

 

[Billyblade]

Pig fan
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Loosely translated from "ffs meester Chansiri could buy him with his pocket change but the bloody bastards at the EFL won't let us. It's not fair WAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Soapdish]

I'm new. What have I missed?

 

[Cheesebored]

 

[Whiston Blade]

 

[TJB.]

A grand overall effort, boys and girls. I'm proud of all of you.

Brian Rooster imminent.

 

[mattbianco1]

Love this thread, it's brought all the social voyeurs to the fore

 

[BLADES1988]

I'm new. What have I missed?

Nowt. Pretty uneventful to be honest.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

It's been a pleasure lads and lasses. A real journey. Good luck on the General Blades Chat.

 

[knowsnowt]

I'm new. What have I missed?

Not much. Just some overhyped overpriced desperation. Wilder AHTTT.

 

[Langley Blade]

Visualise a massive room with a thousand Blades sat in a circle...

It's silent and everyone looks tense. I pluck up the courage, stand up and go first...

"My name's Langley Blade and I'm addicted to Brewster."

Cue vigorous applause.

 

[Bearlie]

Does anyone remember when we signed John Ebbrell and he was the best footballer they'd every seen for 45 minutes but then got injured and never played again?

Howard Kendall making sure one of his Everton pals got a final pay day (Twat)

 

[Le Cynique]

I'm new. What have I missed?

Fuck all.

 

[mattbianco1]

You can tell us when it happens then as your ongoing of us

jono_t2000 - my phone is fucked.

I'll translate...

"You're in front of us"

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

Sky sports news ‘medical today’

 

[Yogi]

Wilder due on sky sports news later this morning but they haven’t given a time annoyingly but I’d image he’ll be announced before then

 

[HVR]

I think that style of questioning came from top unis, Oxbridge here and Ivy League. Kind of unanswerable...that's the idea. It's more to gauge your train of thought, creativity, how you react to unexpected pressure. I think dropping just one in can add to the effectiveness of an interview (you can't prepare for questions like that).

I got asked "If humanity crumbles and there's millions of years of no human life on earth, then aliens visit, what incorrect inferences might they take from the everyday items they dig up?". Quite enjoyed that one. I said they'd mistake road signs for religious iconography.

Cough

Any news on Brewster?

Yes, it was more that they’d obviously searched “how to conduct an interview” on google and downloaded a template, without even thinking about the relevance to the job they were offering. Like they’d read about these weird questions and then decided to do that. That initial ‘odd’ question back in the day to throw people, is standard practice now.

I like your answer on road signs though, that’s both funny and possible.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

What that we're behind everyone especially Palace as we don't have the money?

 

[Billyblade]

 

[S5Blade]

lets get to 375 pages before he gets here boys.

 

[Speedracer]

Even the sell on too..... it's heavily geared in the favour or liverpool.....we have shown a bit of desperation here.....

Probably because we're fucking desperate lol

I prefer to see it as Liverpool are so certain he will get to their level & see him returning to them at some point, which means he will have been brilliant for us.