CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[CaptainMorgans]

DWIGHT F*CKING GAYLE?!!!!

Somebody asked in here whether we have a Premier League version of Connor Washington available as our Plan D. I wouldn't be shocked if he was it.

In the meantime, I don't think this gets done if Palace are involved. The only clubs I think we can compete with for signings are Burnley & WBA.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

This place to lose it's shit about Gayle being linked, in 5...4..3..2...1...

It's a nonsense, he's totally outside of the criteria of who we normally look at. He's old, expensive, higher wages, no ROI, all on top of that there are huge question marks about him at this level. If we were looking at him then we'd be seriously looking at Sturridge. I'm playing my horseshit card!

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Apologies to all those mother fuckers out there for the comparison.

You mean Dads?

 

[Houso]

I'd take Gayle if he was an additional signing.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Gayle or Sharp?

Ignore that Gayles a fucking nob, but based on threat on the pitch.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Don’t believe the smoke and mirrors from the club or rubbish from media sources , the transfer to the blades is nearly complete , have a good day UTB

Yay the man is back! Thanks for the update. I can sleep easier now!

 

[Mouth of the South]

Gayle would actually be a decent option from the bench but is very unlikely to get the needed 10-15 goals / season.

I don't know the exact figure but he's meant to be on a very generous contract at Newcastle - I'd be surprised if Utd stretched to it.

 

[HydeParkBlade]

What's woy said about Brewster?

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

What's woy said about Brewster?

Nothing

He's just said that Palace are still looking for another striker

 

[Houso]

Nothing

He's just said that Palace are still looking for another striker

And the thread went into meltdown. Its an emotional roller-coaster at the moment.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Might be a different street then. All I can remember is that he lived on the same street as the Housemartins in Hull and they were rowdy fuckers when pissed. It’s a long time ago.

They lived in De Grey street at one point . They was often in the grafton pub .

That would make sense - closer to the University & the worlds best (toilet) music venue, the Adelphi which, as I understand it, was very significant in the 'Houso's' development ( along with loads of other bands (' ull & beyond) - Jacko the owner a(nother) top top bloke

Despite what other (ill informed) folk may think / believe the city was (is?) a great place to live - I'd move back tomorra, although then again I do live in Sumderland

Have we signed Brewster yet ?

 

[1973Blade]

This is what the Palace forum is saying

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

This place to lose it's shit about Gayle being linked, in 5...4..3..2...1...

Reckon he's Palace bound - nobody will take the piss out of Hodgsons pronunciation - or will he call him Dright ?

 

[Blade56]

Take it you don't care for the guy

Don’t like posters who drop a guessing bombshell on here knowing we are all desperate for info in the hope it will get them some sort of legendary status.
Take the OP calling the media out re speculation and claiming the deals nearly complete. Analysis whats been said......

• nearly complete so not complete and may not happen
• conversely might happen

Its a 50/50 chance of being correct that any one of us could make ergo my “video announcement at x,y,z’ time if one had been correct am I in the know? No and I don't claim to be using a scatter gun approach to gain some sort of fame is very sad. His past record shows he knows nowt and is an insult to the legend that was Richard Cadette. Plus it might spread ont tinternet and cause problems in the negotiations for Bettis and Wilder.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Put a lid on it or you'll be toast.

Just what every chef worth their salt wants / needs to enhance their culinary reputation - sharing a reference with toast - surely he's better than that - at least eggy bread ?

 

[hull-Blade]

That would make sense - closer to the University & the worlds best (toilet) music venue, the Adelphi which, as I understand it, was very significant in the 'Houso's' development ( along with loads of other bands (' ull & beyond) - Jacko the owner a(nother) top top bloke

Despite what other (ill informed) folk may think / believe the city was (is?) a great place to live - I'd move back tomorra, although then again I do live in Sumderland

Have we signed Brewster yet ?

Aye the aldephi is still going , well it was up until lockdown . I haven’t been since last year . Still have some decent bands playing , can be a good night out in the old shack lol

Phil Jacko Jackson is quite a character , that place is his life .

It’s only family that keeps me here , I’d be out in a heartbeat otherwise ! Can’t comment on Sunderland , ive never been .

Time to catch up on the Brewster latest !

 

[Blade58]

Don’t like posters who drop a guessing bombshell on here knowing we are all desperate for info in the hope it will get them some sort of legendary status.
Take the OP calling the media out re speculation and claiming the deals nearly complete. Analysis whats been said......

• nearly complete so not complete and may not happen
• conversely might happen

Its a 50/50 chance of being correct that any one of us could make ergo my “video announcement at x,y,z’ time if one had been correct am I in the know? No and I don't claim to be using a scatter gun approach to gain some sort of fame is very sad. His past record shows he knows nowt and is an insult to the legend that was Richard Cadette. Plus it might spread ont tinternet and cause problems in the negotiations for Bettis and Wilder.

I think I’ve fell into the trap a bit

Told he’s signed when obviously he hadn’t. Posted it on here (in good faith) and made to look a tit

Looking back I suspect he who told me jumped the gun, knowing he’d met the club but it was only for talks not to sign

Now we seem to be linked to Gayle, it looks to me like Brewster isn’t signing

 

[Blade56]

I think I’ve fell into the trap a bit

Told he’s signed when obviously he hadn’t. Posted it on here (in good faith) and made to look a tit

Looking back I suspect he who told me jumped the gun, knowing he’d met the club but it was only for talks not to sign

Now we seem to be linked to Gayle, it looks to me like Brewster isn’t signing

Yeh but as you say it made you look a tit and we know you’re a tit but you’re our tit not someone claiming legendary status.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

I think I’ve fell into the trap a bit

Told he’s signed when obviously he hadn’t. Posted it on here (in good faith) and made to look a tit

Looking back I suspect he who told me jumped the gun, knowing he’d met the club but it was only for talks not to sign

Now we seem to be linked to Gayle, it looks to me like Brewster isn’t signing

Going by the fans forum last night there is no chance we are buying him, only hope is a loan. UTB

 

[Weneverscorefromcorners]

Going by the fans forum last night there is no chance we are buying him, only hope is a loan. UTB

Going by what from the fans forum?

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Going by what from the fans forum?

Fact we have no money. UTB

 

[Newbury Blade]

Fact we have no money. UTB

No one said that last night and even if they had, it wouldn’t necessarily be true.

 

[Harrisblade]

No one said that last night and even if they had, it wouldn’t necessarily be true.

But if it's bad news -

"WE BELIEVE"
"WE BELIEVE"

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fact we have no money. UTB

Then we are in for a rough ride. The strikers here won't get 20 between them.

 

[Weneverscorefromcorners]

Fact we have no money. UTB

You have made that assumption through your own negativity, nobody stated anything of the sort

 

[SufcBilly]

 

[wavy-blade]

 

[1987]

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Like ninth time this thread that picture of Brewsters been wheeled out.

 

[S40BLADE]

Wilder mentioned him by name so its not happening then.

 

[Welshblade]

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Why is brewsters head lubed up?