Respectful request of our hosts tomorrow

[Canterbury Blade]

Please can a crèche like facility be provided on the hill above the ground and stocked full of air conditioning units, flares, mustard pots, toilets to smoke in and items to damage and steal.

In that way the chav, poser, wannabee eejits who occasionally surface at some of our away games can have their own play pen to test their manhood and show their bottle.

Optional beam back of the home fans to posture to and gesture at may also provide a useful distraction if the toy items run out.

We are all Blades, but there are some I'd rather not be associated with on such a joyous day. I do hope you understand that 99% of us drink well, shout a bit, get passionate but are normal humans.

Of course, your own local versions could play together with ours in the new crèche facility to avoid beam back costs?

Just a thought.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

The fancy dress for those on the hill has been decided as well;

 

[Grizzly blade]

Good luck with that one.....I prefer to call these types the feral underclass. Usually sporting a "Burberry" cap or scarfe....or the occasional nicked jacket....or the almost obligatory stone island get up.

These types struggle away from their own anyway, it's not just at the football they act like eejits.

 

[Bladesman]

It's going to all kick off just like this...