"Praise or Grumble?"
"I'm afraid it's got to be grumble for United Johnathon"
"Have you been to the game today?"
"No but I listened it on here so thanks for wonderful commentary as usual" ....
Bit like the Rony Robinson version......
"Edith on line one, is it a praise or a grumble Edith?"
"Grumble Rony, do you know, in my day, the green grocer would have big jars of sweets behind the counter, and would measure some out for you in a little paper bag"
* if you have never heard the Rony Robinson phone in, in the morning, on Radio Sheffield, this won't make much sense......