Proper Rhubarb

[Stafford Blade]

scraped past bottom of the league 1-0 keeper saves a pen and we spend the last 20 minutes AT HOME clinging on to the slenderest of leads with no chance of extending the lead. Bravo Mr Blackwell, the survival battle starts here

 

[Bladesman]

Yep was thinking the same in the end.

A great 1st half then to be served up that shit in the 2nd half.

 

[yuley82]

Agree totally, they also passed us off the park i thought

 

[kivoblade]

I think the fact it was their new managers first game might of given them an extra motivation ,they have got some decent players,but these are teams we should be beating easily second half was shocking.

 

[Vistoma]

Yep was thinking the same in the end.

A great 1st half then to be served up that shit in the 2nd half.

my summation also

 

[Ivanhoe]

I thought that gary Speed orchestrated a lot of the first half from the sideline, then as soon as we scored Blackwell took over with his frantic waving semaphore signals to someone in the Family Stand, and pacing around the technical area like a mad polar bear. he's gonna wear the grass away quicker this year than last..
Good First Half, Kak Second Half.

 

[beightonblade]

It'll be alreight, Clevor Trev or will sort it out!

We got 3points that was job done for me today.

 

[shorehamview]

Is it me or did that win feel like a loss? Proper rhubarb is about right, although assigning the first half dominance to Speed and the second half shambles to Blackwell has the same logic as assigning one half to salt and vinegar and the other to cheese and onion.

 

[Stafford Blade]

Is it me or did that win feel like a loss? Proper rhubarb is about right, although assigning the first half dominance to Speed and the second half shambles to Blackwell has the same logic as assigning one half to salt and vinegar and the other to cheese and onion.

the fact that some people booed at the end said it all. it was a win but it was hardly a glorious one. i don't blame the peterboro mob for feeling aggrieved to come away with nothing

 

[Ivanhoe]

Is it me or did that win feel like a loss? Proper rhubarb is about right, although assigning the first half dominance to Speed and the second half shambles to Blackwell has the same logic as assigning one half to salt and vinegar and the other to cheese and onion.

Who mentioned 'dominance' it certainly wasn't me.. I say it as I see it, and I sit behind the Home Dug-Out. If 'Knut' the polar bear is still here for the Florest Game have a look for yourself.

 

[silverfox]

I thought that gary Speed orchestrated a lot of the first half from the sideline, then as soon as we scored Blackwell took over with his frantic waving semaphore signals to someone in the Family Stand, and pacing around the technical area like a mad polar bear. he's gonna wear the grass away quicker this year than last..
Good First Half, Kak Second Half.

Can you clarify....

Speed gets the credit for the first half...Blackwell gets the blame for the second half?

 

[Ivanhoe]

From where I was sat Gary Speed was more animated and shouting instructions to the players in the first half, whilst during the second half he appeared for be leaning against the side of the Dug-out with Sam Ellis and leaving the gesturing etc, to Blackwell. That's what I saw, and that's what I make of it...

 

[shorehamview]

From where I was sat Gary Speed was more animated and shouting instructions to the players in the first half, whilst during the second half he appeared for be leaning against the side of the Dug-out with Sam Ellis and leaving the gesturing etc, to Blackwell. That's what I saw, and that's what I make of it...

So because Gary Speed just propped the dugout canopy up in the second half we were shit. So it's Speed's fault then. As Blackwell is the manager he must have told Speed to wave his arms around in the first half in a mad-ass-windmill-stylie and that's what helped us to play well. Speed was knackered in the second half, so he couldn't wave and flap his arms around, so Blackwell had to do it. The players were confused by this.

Williamson - "What's up with Gary?"
Harper - "Gor blimey guvnor, he's creamed and no mistake matey-boy whippedy skip!"
Quinn - "Wanna buy a dag?"
Camara - "Zut Alors!"
Wee Wardy - "Ooh, me pot's bloody heavy."
Treacey - "I'll go on boss, with me Spandau Ballet fringe and everything."
Morgan - "Not even one more wave, for t'lads?"
Speed - "Look you, I'm proper bloody shagged, isn't it."

I was there, and that's exactly how it happened as I saw it. Through the rain. From the Kop. Not actually hearing any of it, more just making it up as I go, really.

 

[alcoblade]

From where I was sat Gary Speed was more animated and shouting instructions to the players in the first half, whilst during the second half he appeared for be leaning against the side of the Dug-out with Sam Ellis and leaving the gesturing etc, to Blackwell. That's what I saw, and that's what I make of it...

We were poor today but that is, quite frankly, bollocks.

UTB

 

[grafikhaus]

...leaning against the side of the Dug-out with Sam Ellis and leaving the gesturing etc, to Blackwell. That's what I saw, and that's what I make of it...

I can assure you it wasn't Sam Ellis you saw as he spent the entire game in the directors box next to Mr T Robinson.

 

[Ivanhoe]

So because Gary Speed just propped the dugout canopy up in the second half we were shit. So it's Speed's fault then. As Blackwell is the manager he must have told Speed to wave his arms around in the first half in a mad-ass-windmill-stylie and that's what helped us to play well. Speed was knackered in the second half, so he couldn't wave and flap his arms around, so Blackwell had to do it. The players were confused by this.

Williamson - "What's up with Gary?"
Harper - "Gor blimey guvnor, he's creamed and no mistake matey-boy whippedy skip!"
Quinn - "Wanna buy a dag?"
Camara - "Zut Alors!"
Wee Wardy - "Ooh, me pot's bloody heavy."
Treacey - "I'll go on boss, with me Spandau Ballet fringe and everything."
Morgan - "Not even one more wave, for t'lads?"
Speed - "Look you, I'm proper bloody shagged, isn't it."

I was there, and that's exactly how it happened as I saw it. Through the rain. From the Kop. Not actually hearing any of it, more just making it up as I go, really.

Whoa "WHO DIED AND MADE YOU GOD FOR FUQSAKE" isn't anyone entitled to an opinion different from yours WAZZICK!!

 

[shorehamview]

Whoa "WHO DIED AND MADE YOU GOD FOR FUQSAKE" isn't anyone entitled to an opinion different from yours WAZZICK!!

Evidently nobody is entitled to one different to yours. At least, not without getting insulted anyway.
It's a joke, an attempt at humour. I didn't realise any humour, comedy or satire on the forum had to be aimed solely at the Hard Of Thinking.
And just a couple of points. First, it's "fuck's sake", and secondly, it's wazzock.

waz·zock [ wázzək ] (plural waz·zocks)


noun
Definition:

U.K. an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's intelligence or common sense ( slang insult )
If you are going to insult me at least spell it properly, for fuck's sake.