Professor Wilder

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It is called future vision.
Wilder specs soon to be available in the club shop.
We'll all be waring them soon.
 
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WTF? Chris is wearing specs. He now officially looks like the genius he is..



No you see what it was, a nasty little asteriod the size of a house happened to be heading towards Earth the other day, so chief of NASA Harry S Stamper phones owd Tufty up, "Chris we got a problem",
"Whats that"
"A nasty little asteroid, can you sort us out a formula to solve it",
"certainly" says Tufty,
"Here's what you do, play Fat lad and Brooksy up front, he can nutmeg the living sh1te out of anything, give the rest of team a few peroni's, but whatever you do don't let Duffy near the gattling gun..."
thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
:tumbleweed::rolleyes:
 



They don't look real.
They aren't, they are the 3D glasses from the cinema with the lenses taken out.
You dont get many plaudits being an English manager nower days, especially not a chest pounding, air punching, straight talking one.
It worrying seems like with his new "smarter European" look he's putting himself in the window for premiership jobs.
 
Ha! You'll be saying Mr Mc is the head of International Rescue next...wait a minute that explains everything, where all the moneys gone, mysterious injuries to players, the odd bad result...
 
I've heard he has been roped in to searching for Carlos's dream.
 
He wore them briefly during pre season as well.
 
If you look closely there's no magnification or contraction of his face behind the glass, the outline of his head lines up perfectly above, behind and below the glasses. They are 20/20 lenses so they must be sunglasses of the light sensitive type.
 
McCabe bought them for him so he remains incognito. Has got Brooks a pair as well. Next week they've got curly red head wigs lined up.
 
This could become the start of a new series of threads such as:

I can' t see Wednesday winning again glasses
Did anyone see where Brooks went?
How come the bouncing stopped?
The Keith Edwards predictive specs?
What gap?

Over to you for the further, hopefully humourous, suggestions to fill in the time between interesting threads about football and views from others provided by Roy
 
They aren't, they are the 3D glasses from the cinema with the lenses taken out.
You dont get many plaudits being an English manager nower days, especially not a chest pounding, air punching, straight talking one.
It worrying seems like with his new "smarter European" look he's putting himself in the window for premiership jobs.

Imagine seeing him talking to himself in the mirror, practicing an accent with words like 'leetle beet lacking in qwallity' etc
 
There was a moment on 5 live before the Liverpool v man utd where a journalist mentioned that wilder got a round of applause at the league managers association meeting with the line
"Old school is the new school "
 

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