Pregnant blade needs ticket help for Wimbledon game.

[The_Green_Man]

Self explanatory chaps, as of the post below.

 

[INTERUNITED]

I take it the doctor has told her to avoid all excitement in the final month of her pregnancy.

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Think she'd be better off avoiding traumatic experiences...

 

[Kenilworth]

Don't know why she's so worried. It'll just add to the afterbirth that's already on the pitch.

 

[Kenilworth]

If it comes out backwards it'll be a case of "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more"

 

[1973Blade]

If she gives birth during the game, is the baby included in the attendance?

 

[HillmortonBlade]

I believe our porcine neighbours would charge the full amount for the extra "fan" massive or not.

 

[FriethBlade]

Would you risk giving birth to a cockney ?

 

[1973Blade]

Only 74 tickets were on sale, hopefully one will be generous and swap.

 

[BushBlade]

Would you risk giving birth to a cockney ?

When my sister was due she wouldn't leave Yorkshire because she wanted to make sure my nephew was born there.

 

[Robby Blade]

If she gives birth during the game, is the baby included in the attendance?

Only if it has a season ticket.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Lovely lass I went to school with, and a massive blade. Hope someone can help her out and that everything goes well with the baby.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

First bloke in the queue this morning bought 25 of the 74, she should have a word with him..

 

[wizadry]

If she gives birth during the game, is the baby included in the attendance?

Knowing our luck the health and safety officials will get the football league to relegate us prematurely due to overcrowding.

 

[1973Blade]

Knowing our luck the health and safety officials will get the football league to relegate us prematurely due to overcrowding.

I'll be pissed of if my 39,000 points doesn't get me a ticket, yet some part timer that has never been to a game gets in.

 

[wizadry]

I'll be pissed of if my 39,000 points doesn't get me a ticket, yet some part timer that has never been to a game gets in.

The youth of today!

 

[DazBlade88]

First bloke in the queue this morning bought 25 of the 74, she should have a word with him..

Jesus Christ, how much did he weigh?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I'll be pissed of if my 39,000 points doesn't get me a ticket, yet some part timer that has never been to a game gets in.

You've missed the fact that it would be 84th away ground then. I have no doubt she has the requisite points total required.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

First bloke in the queue this morning bought 25 of the 74, she should have a word with him..

You're allowed to buy for friends if they have the requisite points total required

 

[prince albert]

You've missed the fact that it would be 84th away ground then. I have no doubt she has the requisite points total required.

sorry BornOnShoreham think you've had a woosh moment there..

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

sorry BornOnShoreham think you've had a woosh moment there..

I thought the poster was referring to the pregnant woman as a part-timer?

 

[David Lee's first touch]

I thought the poster was referring to the pregnant woman as a part-timer?

The unborn was being referred to as the part timer BornOnShoreham. Made me chuckle.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

She maybe able to get in the disabled section as a one-off .

 

[Jehovah]

She maybe able to get in the disabled section as a one-off .

Good shout, definitely worth asking.

 

[Maidenhead]

When my sister was due she wouldn't leave Yorkshire because she wanted to make sure my nephew was born there.

And when my two were due we were living in Nottingham so my wife got sent back to her mothers both times to ensure that they would be born in Yorkshire.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The unborn was being referred to as the part timer BornOnShoreham. Made me chuckle.

Hence the whoosh prince albert ?

Yeah I get it now

 

[JJBlade]

Is exposing a child to Sheffield United tantamount to child cruelty if it hasn't been born

 

[Billyblade]

Nearly 2 pages and not one of you has made a lewd comment about her.
What the fuck is up with you lot? This season's a write-off