Prediction time (5 yrs from now)

[Dnblade]

United,who were unlucky to miss out on Europe on goal difference to Man Utd B last season,managed to avoid being thrown out of the Premiership by meeting ground improvements to convert to an All Sleeper,in line with the FA and Premiership desire to phase out All seaters..You can now lay down and comfortably watch your team ..however United are in further trouble for crowd disturbances...some fans on the Kop were ejected for trying to get songs going..and some got banning orders for thinking it amusing to break the silence by dropping pins in a recent game versus Chelsea C...Across the City...no further action was taken for a last day pitch invasion when FC John west were relegated when they lost to Bournemouth D...the FL spokesman said it was understandable under the circumstances.

 

[Ricky]

Wilder will have just resigned after having all his best players sold and starting the season poorly with a bunch of players no one else wanted, having lost in the 2021 Championship play offs the previous season.

He will then go on to get Bury promoted in the same season despite only having a £90m transfer budget, the 4th smallest in the Championship.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Michael Higdon wins season 14 of the Great British Bake off.

Jean Hatchet enjoying her second year as host of Loose women.

Nigel Adkins has followed his routes in medicine and become store manager of a Holland & Barrett

Nick Montgomery lifted the world cup for Australia in Russia after qualifying for their national team after being resident for 5 years

 

[Trueblade]

Wilder is managing the pigs after coming out as a closet fan of the pork. He had just guided us to two successive relegations from Championship to League Two.

As usual SkyBet has us favourite for promotion but in a bizarre twist with five games to go, and sat in the play off places McCabe pulls the trigger on the new gaffer Conor Sammon, appointing his number two Dean Hammond as temporary manager. Hammond guides us to a series of losses, ending the season in 10th.

The prince then puts a formal request in to McCabe to have his £1 refunded

 

[JordoBlade]

After gaining promotion this season we'll be relegated again and we'll spend countless years trying to get back out. They'll be a MK2 version of this thread as well.

 

[S64 Blade]

The world no longer exists, following Donald Trump getting mixed up between the button to fire nuclear weapons and the intercom system.