Pre-season Bingo

[Barney]

Correct

I must have got some with my post.

 

[stringjunior]

Don't think so will check the list later

 

[Pinchy]

'<insert name here> has signed for Chesterfield. We should have signed him'

'Could he do a job? If not why not?'

'

Correct

Hang on, Hang on! What's going on here. I got both those first [#48]. That "correct" is mine!!

 

[Esablade]

Surprised no one mentioned .

'It's not the manager(s) it's the board'

 

[Sirius]

Just had an idea to brighten a dull football-less summer. I'll put a list together of oft-repeated phrases during a dull pre-season. I'll submit the list to another member for verification, and then the game can begin. The first person to use a phrase from the list on this thread wins a point. Once all the phrases have been used, we'll have a winner. The winner gets Center Court tickets for the mens' Wimbledon final*

Shall I bother? Shall I? huh? Huh?

Extra points for spelling centre and using an ENGLISH SPELL CHUCKER


*the organiser of this event reserves the right to change the prize without prior notice

 

[metalblade]

Should "have" not should "of"

 

[stringjunior]

Hang on, Hang on! What's going on here. I got both those first [#48]. That "correct" is mine!!

I stand corrected

Note to self, pay closer attention

 

[stringjunior]

What's an English spell chucker?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Just been to the Lane, seen car with reg [insert your choice] parked in car park
It's Clough's / the newsagent's fault
I'll drive him myself
I demand a press conference
Over the hill
Young and hungry
Not the striker we need
Programme 2 quid [Newcastle game]
Fat and lazy
Nyron Nosworthy ? We'd kill for a player like that now
He'll never drop a division
His legs have gone
Even Terry Robinson was better than this muppet
Michael Palin, Blade or Pig ?
I warned everyone about this in thread [chose from A - Z] and no-one listened, but I was clearly right all along
Rich man's plaything [not you, Darren]

 

[blade too long]

according to Jim
I blame ...........
We wont get Brayford, no ambition
weve never won promotion before , shouldnt expect it now
premier league grass
premier league ground
premier league fans
see you in the car park , bring some spare shoes

 

[stringjunior]

Signing A, B and C are shit, we should have signed D, E and F

correct

 

[stringjunior]

Pierre's PC strides in to a majestic lead with 2,

Languishing behind with 1 each are:
Deej
kgchezzyblade
mattbianco1
metalblade
metty
Pinchy
SandyMcBlade

14 phrases still to get. The tension is palpable....

 

[Pierre's PC]

He's no better than we have
I can't believe we lost out to x
I was talking to x the other night and

 

[stringjunior]

Pierre's PC seems desparate to consolidate his lead, but coming up behind is Darren

 

[Pierre's PC]

Pierre's PC seems desparate to consolidate his lead, but coming up behind is Darren

Seriously, don't write stuff like that. Darren will only derail the thread, going off at a tangent on how he has sex.

 

[stringjunior]

 

[South London Blade]

Another season in the pub league
Let's go out to win the Paint tin trophy
Let's play the kids in the paint tin trophy
Wendy home first game of season again
Nailed on
HMS piss the league
Blades bladeness
Di we have any money to spend
Diego signing for juventus
Anal sex

 

[mattbianco1]

Bladey bladesness
Knocker
Clapper
Mickey mouse league
Play offs aren't good enough
We should walk it

 

[stringjunior]

Blades bladeness

Anal sex

Correct x 2. Joint leader with Pierre's PC now

 

[Hartley Hare]

Drink
Arse
Girls

 

[lazyfecklessblade]

*shoes off*

*car park*

*in nigel we trust*

 

[stringjunior]

Girls

Close but which girl in particular?

 

[metalblade]

It's the fans fault.
Non Blade wankers

 

[metalblade]

The football gods are looking for a new way to screw us over.

 

[stringjunior]

Non Blade wankers

Should definitely have been on the list. But no

 

[South London Blade]

Should definitely have been on the list. But no

Can you give us a list of what's already been found please? CBA going through the 85 previous posts

 

[Small Mendonca]

Will the prince still be interested if we don't get promoted?

When are we playing Fenerbahce away?

Single cells

Why wasn't Wilson given till the end of the season?

I don't know the name of the stands anymore due to the sponsorship deals/it will always be the laver stand.

Radio pig at it again

 

[Barney]

'Anal sex' is on the list? No wonder not many people have got one yet. What sort of list is this?

 

[Dnblade]

Fleetwood FFS!
Sign Brayford.
Why waste money on signing Brayford.
Ex Derby/Scottish/Dwarf signing.
We need to get out of this Fuckin pub league
We need 2 new Centre Back's.
We should be playing Collins.

 

[lepton blade]

Whens the away kit going to be on sale?
How long before Brayfords fit?
Is Basham better at centre back or in midfield?
if Wallace stays fit he'll be better than Coady.