Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Spurs

[Speedracer]

I once dated his sister, but she dumped me after 2 or 3 weeks. She later married Ainsley Harriet apparently!

The lovely Sally, yes she did marry Ainsley. I went to art college with her brother Yan, top top guy.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

"Sheffield has millions of jewelry shops". It does! Although the best one, on Woodseats, has gone now. The bloke in there was great, every time I got a new watch with a metal strap he'd resize it for me, and he'd never take any money for, it even when I told him that he hadn't charged me last time, either. Top man.

So in conclusion Fuck Spurs.

Feckin cheeky cockney Chappies forgot Def Lep and Joe Cocker!

A bit stabbie! Yes you alway run the gauntlet walking from town the Lane.

I did like Chas and Dave though.

 

[BladesOnToast]

They're from 4 different forums. It's a blessing and a curse when we play big clubs. You're never short of comments but can take longer to wade through them all

Honestly thought you prowled the streets of whoever we're playing with a mic and cassette recorder, accosting members of the public for their opinions! You have gone down in my estimation Roygbiv

 

[Brian Deane]

Rob Butterworth from Handsworth?

Was wondering the same. I know of this chap, unfortunately he's a piglet if it's tha same one.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

They’ll all be high stepping their way down John Street, with their thumbs under their lapels…Just like a Tommy Steele musical.
Ab-sa-bloomin-loot-lee!

 

[pommpey]

Rob Butterworth from Handsworth?

Yeah. Little feller. Tarmacker

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Was wondering the same. I know of this chap, unfortunately he's a piglet if it's tha same one.

He is indeed a swine

pommpey

 

[Billyblade]

The lovely Sally

Pronounced 'Claire'

 

[ghandi]

Yeah. Little feller. Tarmacker

pommpey

Lived at the bottom of road when I was growing up, he was the youngest of; I think , 4 brothers. I was the same age as the 2nd youngest who was deffo a grunter.

 

[HVR]

Yep top club, great fans.

Even like their Chas & Dave FA Cup chant!

Was rather looking forward to a "Now That's What I Call Music" album as a kid circa 1982, unfortunately, my nan went out and bought a cheaper alternative from the market.
The vinyl has long disappeared and I only remember a few of the songs; 'Chas and Dave's Tottenham', 'The Theme From Hill Street Blues', 'Give Me Back My Heart, by Dollar' and the brilliant 'Your Honour, by Pluto Shervington.'

 

[Gimli]

How someone who supports a team from North London can lack the self awareness to accuse Sheffield of being a bit stabby is quite staggering!

Anyway, provided they are not elderly, a child, or disabled then that poster should be quite safe, from kidney punches at least…

 

[Blade58]

Some funny comments in there. Didn't actually know Thompson Twins were from stabby Sheffield, learn summat every day.

Always thought that they originated from Chesterfield

 

[BladeByChoice]

They didn’t mention Def Leppard or Joe Cocker, so fuck ‘em.

Or Saxon, because Mexborough is in Rotherham and Rotherham is a tram stop in Sheffield .

 

[Guesty]

"Sheffield has millions of jewelry shops". It does! Although the best one, on Woodseats, has gone now. The bloke in there was great, every time I got a new watch with a metal strap he'd resize it for me, and he'd never take any money for, it even when I told him that he hadn't charged me last time, either. Top man.


I did like Chas and Dave though.

Oh to be clear I have no enmity towards Spurs at all, I was just trying to tie my ramblings about Jewelers back to the match.

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

“Isn’t the area from the city centre to Bramall Lane still a bit stabby?”

This, from one would assume is a Londoner

Don't discount the possibility he was simply looking for the best place to flash his blade

 

[Katzenjammer]

"Sheffield has millions of jewelry shops". It does! Although the best one, on Woodseats, has gone now. The bloke in there was great, every time I got a new watch with a metal strap he'd resize it for me, and he'd never take any money for, it even when I told him that he hadn't charged me last time, either. Top man.


I did like Chas and Dave though.

Chas and Dave are only the second best Tottenham-supporting double act:

 

[pommpey]

Oh to be clear I have no enmity towards Spurs at all, I was just trying to tie my ramblings about Jewelers back to the match.

They're fackin' cockneys, innit?

You'll get shanked and left to bleed out whilst shoppers step over you

pommpey

 

[MobileBlade]

Pronounced 'Claire'

Thought it was Julie. And she went out with Gordon.

 

[AnotherSpur]

They're fackin' cockneys, innit?

You'll get shanked and left to bleed out whilst shoppers step over you

pommpey

Only after we have rifled your pockets.

 

[Speedracer]

Pronounced Claire

Pronounced 'Claire'

Yes, sorry about that, I got 2 of my old mates mixed up. Claire nee Fellows is of course correct, Sally was another friends sister who never married Ainsley Harriott.

 

[Billyblade]

Yes, sorry about that, I got 2 of my old mates mixed up. Claire nee Fellows is of course correct, Sally was another friends sister who never married Ainsley Harriott.

So, we've established Sally was lovely. How was Claire?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

The lovely Sally, yes she did marry Ainsley. I went to art college with her brother Yan, top top guy.

Mmmm, maybe he had 2 sisters then. The one I'm referring to is called Claire.

 

[Speedracer]

Well you should know pal!

Different, but still lovely, & most definitely not of Polish decent.

 

[Speedracer]

Mmmm, maybe he had 2 sisters then. The one I'm referring to is called Claire.

No no mate you are correct, got my names & relatives mixed up, my mistake sorry.

 

[Brian Deane]

Yeah. Little feller. Tarmacker

pommpey

Yup, that's the guy. He used to live on the Triangle estate behind the White Rose pub with his then Mrs and nipper ( daughter) IIRC they got divorced and he moved to Renishaw. Last I saw/ heard of Bob he was living around Marsh lane and still playing his trade with Chessy council or Derbyshire highways.

 

[segasonic]

Cheers Roy, on the whole complimentary apart from mentioning the stabby bits of my home town.

Tom Bailey (the Thomson Triplet with the shit pony tail) was a pig fan. He allowed them to alter the lyrics of 'You take me up' to ' We are the Owls'. Link below. It really is an exercise in mental stamina to make it to the end.

For fuck's sake. I was a Thompson Twins fan until very recently.

 

[Grecian2000]

Not overly concerned about what the Spurs fans think about tomorrow, BUT, this thread is essential reading for the golden nugget that John Shuttleworth's sister married Ainsley Harriet. My day is now officially worthwhile!

NB: Just for clarity, I do realise Shuttleworth is a fictional character and it's GF's sister who married Big Ains.

 

[pommpey]

Yup, that's the guy. He used to live on the Triangle estate behind the White Rose pub with his then Mrs and nipper ( daughter) IIRC they got divorced and he moved to Renishaw. Last I saw/ heard of Bob he was living around Marsh lane and still playing his trade with Chessy council or Derbyshire highways.

Married my late sister (Tongy's ex-bird's, and also Tim Shaw's ex-wife's mum). Lived at Renishaw then moved to Marsh Lane. Still lives there. Was best man at his remarriage which was a proud moment for me. He acrimoniously split from her and our close friendship and almost brotherhood fell victim to that. We haven't spoken since last year and it pisses me off. He's a good bloke and was the brother I never had (even though he's a pig fan)

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Only after we have rifled your pockets.

This is true.

pommpey

 

[Snowflake]

Only after we have rifled your pockets.

Wow ! You carry rifles !! I will watch the match on tv then !!