Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Norwich

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I expected Salt. They've delivered nothing more than a reduced salt ketchup. I'm not comfortable with this. Pompey, Stoke and Norwich have all failed to live up to my expectations

Surely they have some deeper memories of how and why they came to support Sheffield Wednesday as their second team. I can only conclude its because their nan was kidney punched by a Blade and led them to follow the massive.
 
This needs to be a positive performance. Would take a 1-0 win to keep the confidence and momentum growing. We are really starting to tick now, but we need to keep injuries to a minimum if we are to take a shot at the top 6.

UTMB
 
Depends how deep Norwich want to play at the back, but if we play like we did against Stoke - Fast through ball counter attacks and long balls. Be first to the 2nd balls again, we will win comfortably.
 
This needs to be a positive performance. Would take a 1-0 win to keep the confidence and momentum growing. We are really starting to tick now, but we need to keep injuries to a minimum if we are to take a shot at the top 6.

UTMB
A controversial, shit housing 96th min winner might give us the salty post match that we all want and need.

Dare i suggest a smattering of mildly poor, yet over exagerated treatment of the away fans and transportation issues (traffic and possible delayed trains) just to ensure there is added spice to the salt
 
I'm noticing the word "resurgent" a lot lately, but not enough use of "surgent".
That’s because he’s hardly scoring for them 🙂 I’m here all week!

I also reckon Roy’s made up the quote about having the oinkers as their second team, even a Norfolk bumpkin wouldn’t be that daft.
 



my second side is Sheffield Wednesday so not much sport to laugh about at the moment

I can only hope that this lad has the Samaritans on speed dial. Imagine the depression of being from Norwich AND supporting the pork…
 
“my second side is Sheffield Wednesday so not much sport to laugh about at the moment

Also….

His favourite TV programme is Naked Jungle
His favourite Movie is Jaws The Revenge
His Child hood crush on TV was Norah Batty
His favourite song is the Birdie Song.
His Favourite comedian is Michael McIntyre
 
Morning Roy ty .
Spoke to my Norwich mate at the weekend he's coming up for the game and dropping his missus at our house during the game ( we've not met up since my wife ended up in a wheelchair) and she's wanting to catch up ( they've offered to go to fuerteventura in January to help me look after getting her round hotel etc ) anyway I digress !! He's really worried they might finally drop back to league 1 , how he describes it it's worse than when they got relegated last time . A lot of the fans are sick and tired of cashing in on players.
 
I do hope they've got over their falling down at the mearest touch phase, I used to absolutely hate it when we used to play them, they were such cheaters, i suppose their chief cheater, Todd cantwell, has gone
 
Morning Roy ty .
Spoke to my Norwich mate at the weekend he's coming up for the game and dropping his missus at our house during the game ( we've not met up since my wife ended up in a wheelchair) and she's wanting to catch up ( they've offered to go to fuerteventura in January to help me look after getting her round hotel etc ) anyway I digress !! He's really worried they might finally drop back to league 1 , how he describes it it's worse than when they got relegated last time . A lot of the fans are sick and tired of cashing in on players.
This sounds like a script for a new sit-com
 

Cheers Panchero!
 
Thanks Roy. I'm fairly ho hum about Norwich but still hope we batter the inbred mutants.
And all those extra fingers clapping will generate a better atmosphere
 



“my second side is Sheffield Wednesday so not much sport to laugh about at the moment”

Wow, supports Norwich with the pigs as his 2nd side. Time to look at your life choices mate.
 

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