Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Newcastle

[tyke1889]

Managed by fucking Gordon from Thunderbirds.

I wish him all the best in all his facking endeavours.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

To be fair I’d feel cocky if we’d done someone eight nil away.

Takes reasonable hat off

They can go fuck themselves. More money than soft mick and they’re still going to win fuck all this season. Managed by fucking Gordon from Thunderbirds. God I wish Ashley had stayed and fucked them proper.

Fuck them and fuck the horse they rode in on

Thanks a lot! That's just brought back my Lady Penelope/Tintin shower scene fantasy. I thought I was over all that.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Song for today…
We picked a skint fucking Saudi
We picked a skint fucking Saudi
Skint fucking Sau-dee
We picked a skint fucking Sau-dee

….To the tune of Guantanamera

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

The levels of delusion amongst Newcastle fans is always extremely high, and at Swillsborough levels.

More evidence here.

The Saudis have spent hundreds of millions making them a mid table team.

 

[shorehamview]

I’m a bit disappointed there was no mention of fishies on dishes, boots coming in, no howays or mints, no alreet pet man pet woman pet, or mentions of journalists getting chopped up. These Geordies aren’t Geordying properly, the sportswashed twats.

 

[Gerritforud]

Geordie heat... Will Mr Sting from the massive house with the massive gates and the massive drive, be making an appearance?

 

[shorehamview]

Geordie heat... Will Mr Sting from the massive house with the massive gates and the massive drive, be making an appearance?

Too busy having tantric sex with anyone and everything.

 

[diode_blade]

Slacker Roy, P45.
Cheers Roy have a good break.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I can’t recall seeing a team so outmatched in the PL for years. I know there’s been modest improvement in recent weeks (setting aside Burnley), but at times we’ve looked like a pub team.

There has been times where we have looked like a pub team but there have also been games where we've lost but I thought we'd competed well, and certainly not as bad as the View From comments seem to suggest week in-week out. Midweek at Old Trafford is a prime example and the first half today. Maybe I'm just too biased to see it? I know we aren't good enough but the worst ever? Really?