Pre-Match View From Fulham

[CarlMcBlade]

Why is it always the shitty little clubs that are less gracious?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Apparently (according to the manager) Coutts is struggling to be fit, what are we going to do?

But he only mentioned him being out tomorrow and Saturday, might be back for the Millwall game. He's ok playing on crutches isn't he? Although he's banned from the Christmas party for being a naughty boy and getting injured.

 

[super_pig]

WHO alert .. new virus.. strain premiership itis
symtoms
play like barcelona
foreign manager
overpriced french second division mercenaries and ex prem has beens over 30
delusions of grandeur
never 'actually' won anything
avge attendance 15k max

i'll add a couple..
our team cost..
on paper..

 

[Lil red rooster]

them comments are great I hope they spread the word to other fans around the league ,lovely .
yet another deluded set if championship wanna be's ,last time I looked this was the second division not the champions league.

those who've commented won't be at the lane tonight and will still have the same opinion tomorrow.

 

[I should coco]

In truth I never contemplate eternal small club Fulham at all, save to remember Jimmy Hill with fondness.

That would be Jimmy Hill the bearded big chin wanker who had an opinion on everyhting and ruined MotD even more than a pontificating Lineker does today?

The man who set up Coventry and their dreary Sky Blues song:

"Let's all sing together,
Play up Sky Blues,
While we sing together,
We will never lose,
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,
They shan't defeat us,
We'll fight 'till the game is won,"

 

[The Crab]

Thanks for the fucking reminder, got 25 of these in the Lock Up, nobodys buying.

 

[The Crab]

I wonder what the opinion will be of the 2 Fulham fans that attend

Something like "Why the dickens don't they serve Prosecco in this stand"

 

[Blade for Sale]

There are only three circumstances in which I can even contemplate Fulham as a target. Having a piss, shit or wank.

In truth I never contemplate eternal small club Fulham at all, save to remember Jimmy Hill with fondness.

I'm not ashamed to admit a certain envy at their run to the final of the Europa League just a few years ago, knocking out Juventus en route to a very creditable performance in the final where they narrowly lost out to Atletico Madrid. Credit where credit's due Pinchy!

 

[Pinchy]

That would be Jimmy Hill the bearded big chin wanker who had an opinion on everyhting and ruined MotD even more than a pontificating Lineker does today?

The man who set up Coventry and their dreary Sky Blues song:

"Let's all sing together,
Play up Sky Blues,
While we sing together,
We will never lose,
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,
They shan't defeat us,
We'll fight 'till the game is won,"

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

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Why've you felt his necessary to reduce the size of his chin?

 

[super_pig]

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where's the falcon?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

“I watched Sheff U against Leeds, yes they have a decent team that hassle and press, but underlying their success is cheating and a professionalism beyond sport.

What?

Some fucking weirdos on their forum.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

How can you be almost halfway through the season and have had “easy-ish fixtures so far”?

Beating the pigs.
Beating the Wolves.
Beating Leeds.
Of course it was easy.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

"And of course they made Sheffield Wednesday look like they’re Bolton"

So who did Bolton make Sheffield Wednesday look like?

Wednesday!!!

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Why is it always the shitty little clubs that are less gracious?

A lot depends on the boss. Remember Southampton’s Ronald Koeman? Not a surprise to us he met his Waterloo at Everton.

 

[Tom Bott]

Thanks for the fucking reminder, got 25 of these in the Lock Up, nobodys buying.

Have you thought of trying a BOGOF deal with a statue of Rolf Harris included ?

 

[The Crab]

Have you thought of trying a BOGOF deal with a statue of Rolf Harris included ?

The Rolf Harris statues weren't a problem. A little bit of "can you tell what it is yet" with the paint and voila, Colonel Sanders, they flew out after that because I cut a deal with some of the KFC-a-like establishments that Crab Catering (a divison of Crab Industries) deals with.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Thanks for the fucking reminder, got 25 of these in the Lock Up, nobodys buying.

Stick a monkey on the fist ?

 

[The Crab]

Stick a monkey on the fist ?

Last time I tried that I got some proper grief from the RSPCA, I realised too late that they meant a plastic one.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Last time I tried that I got some proper grief from the RSPCA, I realised too late that they meant a plastic one.

I bet you didn't get half as much grief as the poor monkey !!

 

[The Crab]

I bet you didn't get half as much grief as the poor monkey !!

Well, I'd like to attach one of those "no animals were harmed" statements, but ....erm.....yeah.

Not all bad news though, despite the unimaginable agony, Bobo was volunteered to be a test pilot on Space Crab 1, the Crab Industries answer to that fraud Branston's space attempts. After we'd found what was left of Bobo, the vet said it would have been quick and painless.

 

[metalblade]

Thanks for the fucking reminder, got 25 of these in the Lock Up, nobodys buying.

Have you tried offloading to West ham should go down well with I'm forever blowing Bubbles

 

[The Crab]

Have you tried offloading to West ham should go down well with I'm forever blowing Bubbles

Deal with that bunch of porn pedalling, The Apprentice ruining, shower of Cockey Fucktards? Even we at Crab Industries would'nt deal with them

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

We don't need their validation.

We don’t need no thought control.....

 

[chesblade]

They have someone doing a view from on their forum. Copied our comments across

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I only know McDonald out of their team.
I guess if we get another bumper crowd. They'll probably think we've turned out to see them.

 

[Klanger]

They have someone doing a view from on their forum. Copied our comments across

Yes we do come across as bellends don't we?

I'm not sure why we think Fulham fans should know anything about us really, or care for that matter until they have to play us.

Their impression of us, like most fans, is based on whatever scraps Sky choose to feed them, hence their view that we are physical as they only know of Neil Warnock and Possibly Bassett. Remember, we have been in the division 1 abyss for six years, they were in the premiership until 13/14.

I don't know much about Fulham or their players so for what it's worth, if any of them are reading this (the fans not the players, here is my view of them.

Inoffensive little club, one of the most likeable London teams but fans possibly up their own arses a little after their recent premiership stint. Craven Cottage is a great experience. Had a good run at the Europa cup but otherwise just played decent football in the premier for 13 seasons treading water until they got relegated. Had a quick look at their squad but don't know any of them except Macdonald, a lot of foreigners so likely mercenary underachievers (like Macdonald). They will be neat but their league position suggests they are ineffective.

I think they are in their last season of parachute payments, so if they don't get their act together now.............well, we all know the script.

In summary, I quite like Fulham and they probably have good footballers but I think we'll have too much for them tonight, next season they'll have to start offloading their overpaid underachievers and start scraping round for talent if they are still in the Championship. Good luck with that!

 

[United Aren't Back.]

We don’t need no thought control.....

No Kevin McDonald passing forward....
Cockneys leave dem Blades alone.
Hey Cockneys
Leave dem Blades alone.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Yes we do come across as bellends don't we?

I'm not sure why we think Fulham fans should know anything about us really, or care for that matter until they have to play us.

Their impression of us, like most fans, is based on whatever scraps Sky choose to feed them, hence their view that we are physical as they only know of Neil Warnock and Possibly Bassett. Remember, we have been in the division 1 abyss for six years, they were in the premiership until 13/14.

I don't know much about Fulham or their players so for what it's worth, if any of them are reading this (the fans not the players, here is my view of them.

Inoffensive little club, one of the most likeable London teams but fans possibly up their own arses a little after their recent premiership stint. Craven Cottage is a great experience. Had a good run at the Europa cup but otherwise just played decent football in the premier for 13 seasons treading water until they got relegated. Had a quick look at their squad but don't know any of them except Macdonald, a lot of foreigners so likely mercenary underachievers (like Macdonald). They will be neat but their league position suggests they are ineffective.

I think they are in their last season of parachute payments, so if they don't get their act together now.............well, we all know the script.

In summary, I quite like Fulham and they probably have good footballers but I think we'll have too much for them tonight, next season they'll have to start offloading their overpaid underachievers and start scraping round for talent if they are still in the Championship. Good luck with that!

Dead right that. Too many ex-premiership clubs tend to forget that parachute payments don't last forever and when they do run out, it's "oh fuck", and off they go scurrying back into the woodwork or back to supporting Man U again.

 

[BarcaBlade]

"Sheffield will be under some pressure to attack us and that may just play into our hands."

Isn't this actually one of the most curious comments? Living out of the country, I haven't seen so many of our performances, but from what I've seen and heard, we just LOVE attacking. It's the core of our success. Have I got that wrong?