Pre-Match View From Crewe

[Tyler Durden]

You won't be disappointed mate. We could win 5-0 tomorrow and the curry from that chippy will still be the highlight of the day. It's that good!

Gonna have to give that a try then. Followed by the standard half-time pie!
Add that to the gallon of ale later on and I will be one roly poly fucker by Monday

 

[Lane Ender]

I dread to think what that'll be like. Loads of "I'm Done With United" threads, "Adkins Out", "I'm Going To Top Myself And I'm Taking Jim Phipps With Me".

Saying that, there'll still be a shitstorm if we don't win by at least two clear goals!

1-0 will do me TD

 

[Tyler Durden]

1-0 will do me TD

It'll do me too. But some clowns on here will call it a disaster.

 

[Barney]

Safe to say that you'll vanish like a fart in the breeze if we don't.....

Remind me what you bring to this board again?

 

[Harry's Game]

We can't fail to win this one.



























.... Can we?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Remind me what you bring to this board again?

The evisceration of imbeciles ^^^

And yourself?

 

[alcoblade]

Safe to say that you'll vanish like a fart in the breeze if we don't.....

Pleeeeeeaaaassssse God!

UTB

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

After having read some of their comments, I felt sorry for the Crewe supporters. I must be going soft.

You have to feel for them, they have produced some cracking players in the past, but they always seem like a nursery team for the big boys. Obviously getting fed up now with being in a constant relegation battle. Would a victory for them tomorrow really be a shock, we ought to have enough to beat them but as we all know......

 

[alcoblade]

Remind me what you bring to this board again?

Never mind comedy Gold, that's comedy fucking Platinum!

UTB

 

[Barney]

Never mind comedy Gold, that's comedy fucking Platinum!

UTB

I wasn't sure. He tends to do a lot of poster bashing, yet lacks any real contribution himself.

A bit like someone else I've come across a few times....

 

[alcoblade]

I can't help it. I tend to do a lot of bishop bashing, for lack of getting any real attention myself.

We know Barny, we know.

UTB.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I wasn't sure. He tends to do a lot of poster bashing, yet lacks any real contribution himself.

A bit like someone else I've come across a few times....

Not entirely true, I laugh at you as much as everyone else does.

 

[Barney]

We know Barny, we know.

UTB.

Not entirely true, I laugh at you as much as everyone else does.

Consider yourselves my Remoras.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Consider yourselves my Remoras.

Then you ought to be grateful.

Maybe if you got sucked on more often then you wouldn't feel the need to post the same shit on here all the time.

 

[alcoblade]

Then you ought to be grateful.

Maybe if you got sucked on more often then you wouldn't feel the need to post the same shit on here all the time.

I'll wager a fortune that Barny's never been "sucked on" in his life, which is at the root of his problems.

UTB

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'll wager a fortune that Barny's never been "sucked on" in his life, which is at the root of his problems.

UTB

Only once...

But he put his back out in the process

 

[Barney]

I'll wager a fortune that Barny's never been "sucked on" in his life, which is at the root of his problems.

UTB

Only once...

But he put his back out in the process

I'm off for Pilot Fish actually.

Look at the accuracy...

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm off for Pilot Fish actually.

Look at the accuracy...

Correct

You're the lonely little one at the bottom.

 

[Barney]

Correct

You're the lonely little one at the bottom.

Naucrates ductor.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Hope our starlets have read the initial comments by Crewe fans.

 

[Tyler Durden]

"We’ve gone from pasting the likes of West Brom, Derby and Stoke in their own backyards to celebrating 0-0 draws with Burton fucking Albion"

Sounds quite similar to our situation!

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

There's a very good chippy outside the ground by all accounts. That'll be my first port of call tomorrow. I just hope it isn't the highlight of the trip!

You might be disappointed on the chippy front! Went to see Northern Ireland play Qatar at Gresty Road back in May and went to that chippy. Remember the owner saying he'd sold up and that (Sunday) was his last day. If it's any consolation I got the last ever bag of chips from there

 

[Tyler Durden]

You might be disappointed on the chippy front! Went to see Northern Ireland play Qatar at Gresty Road back in May and went to that chippy. Remember the owner saying he'd sold up and that (Sunday) was his last day. If it's any consolation I got the last ever bag of chips from there

Ah bugger, looks like the usual depressing post-away day Burger King in Sheffield Station for me then!

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Gonna have to give that a try then. Followed by the standard half-time pie!
Add that to the gallon of ale later on and I will be one roly poly fucker by Monday

Recommend you don't leave your pie til half time. Half hour queues and not many pies when I've been to Crewe

Is that Steve Albini on yr avatar ??

 

[Tyler Durden]

Recommend you don't leave your pie til half time. Half hour queues and not many pies when I've been to Crewe

Is that Steve Albini on yr avatar ??

It certainly is, he's one of my heroes in fact

I didn't think anyone would know, these kids know nowt nowadays!

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Big Blade - Songs About Fucking Up

Btw Steve the plural of albino is albinos. Daft twat.

"Stare at each other wait till we die" cheered me up no end in my youth.

 

[Tyler Durden]

We're going to lose aren't we .

For fucks sake, that was meant to be a joke.

 

[Lane Ender]

Don't say that they'll be a shitstorm on here if we lose

Let the shitstorm begin
And they fucking deserve it

 

[super_pig]

haven't won at home for 8 months?? bring on the blades

well that was a total no brainer wasn't it??

 

[Tyler Durden]

Big Blade - Songs About Fucking Up

Btw Steve the plural of albino is albinos. Daft twat.

"Stare at each other wait till we die" cheered me up no end in my youth.

Believe me Kerosene sounds like fun after today.