Pre-Match View From Barnsley

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I genuinely can't stand them. You have to respect what they have achieved as a tiny club to have as many Championship seasons as they have had, never mind the Premier season.

But I've played too much football/cricket against Barnsley sides where they've been utter cunts and been to too many United games against them to have anything but animosity towards them and their fans. Of the non-Wednesday local sides they are the one I hope lose every game they play
 

Balham Blade said:
"They have players of lesser quality than us now – if they beat us it will because they were either better organised or worked harder or both.
This game is there for Barnsley to win."

The league table after 40 games (87% of the season) would disagree with you there my Dingle friend.

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Roygbiv nobody calling you out for lurking on their boards this time?
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Balham Blade - how true, and it suggests that like their country cousins who live on the outskirts of Sheffield, to they not understand that we possess genuine quality? Of course we're still building and seeking to strengthen, but we have quality in both midfield and defence, so where these yokels have been receiving their information from is a mystery. Our Scottish midfielder Fleck has been compared favourably to the Wolves' player Neves. One cost approx. £15mil, the other cost next to nothing. Yet the Barnsley info gathering machine is oblivious regarding why they're up shit creek and why we've done so well. Next season they'll be playing against teams that they'll consider a walk-over, I hope that's the case as they'll be in for a shock.
 
Radio_Blade said:
“I got punched in the head walking back to the train station the day we relegated them….. I didn’t have colours on and never even spoke to the bloke responsible so Christ knows why he picked on me!”

Silly cunt should have left his kestrel at home.
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They all want punching.




" ar terrier Silk Cut, will feyt any dog thiv got, waynt e Jud?"
 
“Even if we’re 5-0 down I won’t leave early, even if it means having to go home on the same train as them. After 50 years of watching us I’m immune to bad results. There are still people on here gloating about how we sent them down a few years ago when we drew 2-2 at their place even though they’d have still gone down with a win. So if they do help send us down this season they’ll just think that what comes around goes around. Call it korma. "


He must be from sheffield with a barnsley family, he speaks a little sense.
 
snootyfenooty said:
Last time I went to Barnsley I couldn't decide if what I saw looked like a Lowry painting or a scene from the Walking Dead. Never seen such a miserable place full of scruffy dullards in all my life. Reminded me of S6 and it's surrounds on matchday.
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The "off white" Henley baseball caps they all wear helps you recognise them.
 
PittsburghBlade said:
“Even if we’re 5-0 down I won’t leave early, even if it means having to go home on the same train as them. After 50 years of watching us I’m immune to bad results. There are still people on here gloating about how we sent them down a few years ago when we drew 2-2 at their place even though they’d have still gone down with a win. So if they do help send us down this season they’ll just think that what comes around goes around. Call it korma. "


He must be from sheffield with a barnsley family, he speaks a little sense.
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Well he likes curry so that is something.
 

itsinyerblood said:
Balham Blade - how true, and it suggests that like their country cousins who live on the outskirts of Sheffield, to they not understand that we possess genuine quality? Of course we're still building and seeking to strengthen, but we have quality in both midfield and defence, so where these yokels have been receiving their information from is a mystery. Our Scottish midfielder Fleck has been compared favourably to the Wolves' player Neves. One cost approx. £15mil, the other cost next to nothing. Yet the Barnsley info gathering machine is oblivious regarding why they're up shit creek and why we've done so well. Next season they'll be playing against teams that they'll consider a walk-over, I hope that's the case as they'll be in for a shock.
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I wouldn't be too harsh on their Info Gathering Machine as it has been rather overworked lately. Recent discoveries have included Fire, the Wheel, and having sex with someone who isn't blood related.

As I'm sure you will understand, these revelations have caused quite a bit of sensory overload in those parts. Last night a Plane flew over Barnsley, the group went and set fire to the local Travel Agents as they were convinced they were involved in the "witchcraft" that led to the large White Satan flying overhead. This being seen as a harbinger of doom * sent them into a frenzy.

*It was a Ryanair flight from Benidorm so they may have had a point to be fair.
 
The Crab said:
I wouldn't be too harsh on their Info Gathering Machine as it has been rather overworked lately. Recent discoveries have included Fire, the Wheel, and having sex with someone who isn't blood related.

As I'm sure you will understand, these revelations have caused quite a bit of sensory overload in those parts. Last night a Plane flew over Barnsley, the group went and set fire to the local Travel Agents as they were convinced they were involved in the "witchcraft" that led to the large White Satan flying overhead. This being seen as a harbinger of doom * sent them into a frenzy.

*It was a Ryanair flight from Benidorm so they may have had a point to be fair.
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You've described the script for "The Wicker Man 2 - we'll burn who we want", the so far never to be made follow-up to the 1973 cult gothic/pagan film.

They're just a tiny little team whose future is bleak, their expectations are slim to non-existent, so why the surprise that they desperately cling onto the dream that they're comparable to any team they'd give their villages wenches to become? Their cultural highlight is when the big city folk pretend to look benignly upon them once a year. The sooner we have Barxit the better.
 
itsinyerblood said:
You've described the script for "The Wicker Man 2 - we'll burn who we want", the so far never to be made follow-up to the 1973 cult gothic/pagan film.

They're just a tiny little team whose future is bleak, their expectations are slim to non-existent, so why the surprise that they desperately cling onto the dream that they're comparable to any team they'd give their villages wenches to become? Their cultural highlight is when the big city folk pretend to look benignly upon them once a year. The sooner we have Barxit the better.
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I was working on a script but (in a massive case of irony) it was lost in the Great Crab Industries Fire........erm I mean accident.
 
Roygbiv said:
https://roysviewfrom.com/2018/04/05/pre-match-view-from-barnsley-5/
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It's we are and their you inbred dingle two hats. I will forever hate Barnsley for their continued use of the dull blunts nickname and thier glee at our relegation.

I always supported our local sides until I realised the size of the shoulder chips at the likes of small town Barnsley, toytown Rovrum and neveratown Donny, with the dingles heading the pack.

Come on Blades, let this be the week we give someone a well deserved spanking and send this set of knuckle draggers back where they belong.
 
The Crab said:
I wouldn't be too harsh on their Info Gathering Machine as it has been rather overworked lately. Recent discoveries have included Fire, the Wheel, and having sex with someone who isn't blood related.

As I'm sure you will understand, these revelations have caused quite a bit of sensory overload in those parts. Last night a Plane flew over Barnsley, the group went and set fire to the local Travel Agents as they were convinced they were involved in the "witchcraft" that led to the large White Satan flying overhead. This being seen as a harbinger of doom * sent them into a frenzy.

*It was a Ryanair flight from Benidorm so they may have had a point to be fair.
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Give them a break. They're going to get 'massive foreign investment' and will soon be the next Man. City. Now where have I heard that before? Oh yes. Their near, thick-bastard neighbours Wednesday.
 
When I first worked in England, I lived in Rotherham and my job was in Sheffield catching the (I think) 287 bus was like like (shifty look around to see if Rotherham born Lady HB about) stepping into the modern city world.. until..

Then I got a job in Barnsley and that made Canklow seem cosmopolitan.
 
"Even if we’re 5-0 down I won’t leave early, even if it means having to go home on the same train as them. After 50 years of watching us I’m immune to bad results. There are still people on here gloating about how we sent them down a few years ago when we drew 2-2 at their place even though they’d have still gone down with a win. So if they do help send us down this season they’ll just think that what comes around goes around. Call it korma. "

If this is a clever play on words relating to the earlier curry house reference then this contributor must be the famous Tankersley Wit. If not it's the Wankersley Tit.
 

after the success of NCIS in its various guises they were all set up to do NCIS Barnsley until they realised that dna profiling would be useless..
 
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