Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Barnsley

[Nickydblade]

Seems a good opportunity for some old Barnsley jokes...

Fella from Barnsley goes to the doctors, he says "Ey up doc, me an t'missus are having a few problems int bedroom department",
Doc replies "Has she got the coil in?"
"Coil in? She ant even med me tea yet!"

Fella from Barnsley goes to the jewellers with the ashes of his dead whippet. He asks the jeweller to make him a whippet shaped gold pendant and chain from the dogs ashes.
The jeweller asks "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Barnsley fella replies "Nay-yow, I want it chewin' a bone".

You're welcome.

Fella went to vets to see if they could do owt about his cat staying out all night.

Vet said “is it a Tom”?

“Nay, it’s art side in’t car”

 

[borg elite]

“Impressive tbf – makes up for when they brought about 800 when Adrian Heath was in charge. “

800, quite frankly, was far more than Adrian Heath deserved

Wasn't this the game a lot of fans boycotted in protest at our board?

 

[Bladeloyal]

“Impressive tbf – makes up for when they brought about 800 when Adrian Heath was in charge. “

800, quite frankly, was far more than Adrian Heath deserved

It was actually 1560 but hey ho

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

I love that they get rattled by us calling them 6 fingered inbreds.

And how Wednesday take more fans. In fairness that’s probably true as it’s their derby

They could count on one hand the six times we've called them 6 fingered inbreds.

 

[SRA76]

It was actually 1560 but hey ho

I was there and it was absolutely embarrassing but so was the club from top to bottom Was it live on tv also ? Anyway we are boozing in hoyland Queens or summert. Told that’s where a lot of blades will be heading before ??

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

What is it with all the Barnsley clubs being obsessed with attendances?

 

[Tezza1889]

The cups are a complete joke, the top 6 play the kids until they get to the final, and the ref on that day can't stop wanking himself off for a few minutes about a signed Arsenal shirt "etc" for long enough to actually be impartial.

We'd be 2 up, there'd be 35 minutes injury time even for Everton to get a last minute winner if they fluked thier way into the final.

It would go dark before the whistle went, If Everton wouldn't win.

Note: I've chosen Everton as they'd be beatable, but you'll usually be playing against Asenal, Man City or Liverpool, and a wanking ref.

 

[JJBlade]

It's just more urban myths, we'll have had one poor-ish turnout and then that will be it forever, I've been at least twice when we've sold out.

I've been at least six times when it was completely packed out, and that was standing not seats, we also used to get half way down the touchline on the other stand as well.

 

[metalblade]

“they never seem to come in numbers unlike their neighbours in S6 who would have demanded at least two thirds of Oakwell. “
arrrgh but it's a home game for most grunters. I class High Green as dingle land.

 

[metalblade]

I've been at least six times when it was completely packed out, and that was standing not seats, we also used to get half way down the touchline on the other stand as well.

Last time I went we had sold out the away end and pretty much all the garden shed like side stand that's falling to bits. Half these Dingles are part time pigs anyway I'm only surprised their favourite team isn't Leeds at the moment.

 

[Razor_Blade]

Pre-Match View From Barnsley — The View From

“Theres not exactly a degree of excitement around the club or place at the minute.Its a pretty negative view all over social media and speaking to people.Club have done it yo themselves. I really hope we add this week and dont add a couple and let some first 11 players leave.They need to inject some

roysviewfrom.com

How many Wendys post on that forum? Lol it's pretty obvious. Attendance FC . Written all over them.

 

[Champagneblade]

I get the impression locally that Rotherham like us but dislike Wednesday.

Barnsley just dislike anyone who has the regulation 5 fingers only!

Edit: ha ha, got me with the last comment

 

[Pegster]

I've been at least six times when it was completely packed out, and that was standing not seats, we also used to get half way down the touchline on the other stand as well.

Very true , but one of their bright sparks this morning isn't having it :-

Fair play to them, they've never sold that end out in the past from memory, and I even recall them bringing fewer than 2k when we played them on a Monday night on Sky about 15 years ago.

 

[Davalon]

It was actually 1560 but hey ho

Exactly.

Plus apart from a couple of games, I think Friday night under Kendall may have been one, we've sold out every time I've been for a League game.

 

[Tickhill Blade]

I don’t think our away support is in question. When they hark back to Adrian Heaths time that was over a quarter of a century ago

1999 is the future in Barnsley

 

[Bobby b]

Seems a good opportunity for some old Barnsley jokes...

Fella from Barnsley goes to the doctors, he says "Ey up doc, me an t'missus are having a few problems int bedroom department",
Doc replies "Has she got the coil in?"
"Coil in? She ant even med me tea yet!"

Fella from Barnsley goes to the jewellers with the ashes of his dead whippet. He asks the jeweller to make him a whippet shaped gold pendant and chain from the dogs ashes.
The jeweller asks "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Barnsley fella replies "Nay-yow, I want it chewin' a bone".

You're welcome.

Barnsley bloke goes to vets, "eyup vetnary can tha look at me cat" vet replies " is it a tom", "nay yow a brought it wi me"

 

[Isar]

I have only watched us twice at Barnsley. Does anyone else remember going to this game? United fans didnt take losing very well, it was an interesting walk back to the town center after the game. I remember it well, it was my mates 18th birthday we had a quite a few to drink that day.

Barnsley v Sheffield United, 30 August 1980

11v11 football match report for Barnsley v Sheffield United, League Division Three 1981 , 30 August 1980

www.11v11.com

 

[Robby Blade]

I’ve read the comments on their forum, and its some cretins posting the usual ignorant garbage. Saying things like Barnsley inbreds, doing things with their 14 year old sisters, and having 6 fingers etc.
Real intelligent stuff that we’ve come to expect from Sheffield’s finest fans.”


The truth really hurts.