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Despite being the in form man , Hodgson has gone for past it Jeremaine Defoe and blown any chance England had of bringing home the cup , I bet we dont win it now .
Porter misses out on world cup squad
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TarquinDelouche
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No chance now of a last minute winner from supersub Porter in the final. Thanks Hodgson, you've blown it for England. Resign now.
sothall blade
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or the last pressure penalty kick !
or the last pressure penalty kick !
Exactly, when we get a penalty deep into stoppage time at 1-1 in the Quarter Final, then Hodgson will regret not having brought Porter along.
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Is there still time to gain Honduran nationality?
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as Chelsea are forking out 32 million on Diego Costa we should nip in and get Demba Ba, DO A JOB
JOEYDEE
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Am I on my own when I say I'm Sooooooooo glad !
At least our Chris will be be fit and fresh for our title tilt for next season !
Our gain is Englands loss ...
At least our Chris will be be fit and fresh for our title tilt for next season !
Our gain is Englands loss ...
SwissBlade
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Am I on my own when I say I'm Sooooooooo glad !
At least our Chris will be be fit and fresh for our title tilt for next season !
Our gain is Englands loss ...
Yep I thought the same about Brayford as well. They'll both be fit for the start of the season with us
You sure?
I cant decide whether Porter's smirk is cos he's high or that he's just taken his jock strap off and flashed the camera man
Tynemouth Blade
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Slightly 'off topic' well non-Blades anyway, but I'm actually looking forward to the World Cup, not for England, but to see some of the talent from around the world! I hate watching England games generally, because like the Blades of old they always manage to disappoint after building up your hopes, although this 'new' young look squad could be interesting.
Anyway, my 'off topic':
I was reading an article at the weekend about how the German FA has gone about their planning for the World Cup and in particular the facilities their players will enjoy. No 3 star hotel next to a slum, surrounded by gun totting gangsters, with a 2 hour drive to the nearest airport (this is what the English FA have booked!) for Joachim Löw and his squad. No, in order to "help minimize strain on players" the German FA, in conjunction with some German private investment, have built from scratch a beach front 5 star spa 'camp' complete with full training facilities and press facilities. The team's staff will spend the tournament living in 13 houses on site. They will also have an airport just 15km away dedicated for their own private jet transport.
After the World Cup the purpose built retreat will become a holiday resort!
Typical eh?
Anyway, my 'off topic':
I was reading an article at the weekend about how the German FA has gone about their planning for the World Cup and in particular the facilities their players will enjoy. No 3 star hotel next to a slum, surrounded by gun totting gangsters, with a 2 hour drive to the nearest airport (this is what the English FA have booked!) for Joachim Löw and his squad. No, in order to "help minimize strain on players" the German FA, in conjunction with some German private investment, have built from scratch a beach front 5 star spa 'camp' complete with full training facilities and press facilities. The team's staff will spend the tournament living in 13 houses on site. They will also have an airport just 15km away dedicated for their own private jet transport.
After the World Cup the purpose built retreat will become a holiday resort!
Typical eh?
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Id be abit pissed off if our FA wasted so much money building their own infrastructure in another country, Id rather everyone got £1 off their season tickets next season.
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I've never had any hope in the fuckwits since Italia 90 (and that was basically the worst tournament of all time where we were just above average).
Tynemouth Blade
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I have to disagree with Ted as I think it's a great investment by the German FA, Brazil is an up and coming nation, they have a strong middle class with money to spend not to mention the tourist dollars pouring in, a spa resort will make money, great foresight in my mind not just for the World Cup! (Did you see the program about Copacabana Palace hotel on TV the other night?)
As my mate has said; Britain is really shit when investing in anything that will benefit us and might make a few bob, my favourite is penicillin, if we had invested in its production (ok there was a war on but there were plenty of private investors) Florey and Heatley wouldn’t have had to piss off to America to mass produce the stuff hence us having to pay America for a drug that was developed in the UK!
As my mate has said; Britain is really shit when investing in anything that will benefit us and might make a few bob, my favourite is penicillin, if we had invested in its production (ok there was a war on but there were plenty of private investors) Florey and Heatley wouldn’t have had to piss off to America to mass produce the stuff hence us having to pay America for a drug that was developed in the UK!
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They can call it 'mein camp'
tinhead420
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obviously this is a joke, but you're overlooking one thing, porter is s**t...
oh and that photoshopping is terrible...
on another note, is this the first time england are going to a world cup without the expectation of actually doing well?
oh and that photoshopping is terrible...
on another note, is this the first time england are going to a world cup without the expectation of actually doing well?
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someone didnt get any last night
Bladesway
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Or finds it all as funny as your intestines falling out your arse when you take a shit. Haa haa, look at me I photoshopped Porters name on a screen shot.
Just saying like.
tinhead420
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LOL, so for pointing out the obvious i didn't get laid? good logic
Bladesway
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does everything in life have to be meticulously edited , or be serious ,,, really , I mean ,,,, really
theres dry humour , wry humour does everything have to be sarcastic to be funny, obviously not
...and there was me just about to attempt the steak bridie diet too...
Bladesway
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Oh I agree. The main criteria is in the word humour though.
Bladesway
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...and there was me just about to attempt the steak bridie diet too...
You should, but I would make sure you have some flat cider with it.
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in future Ill run it by your script writers , see if it floats, once again sorry Mr Carr
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ooh careful might not be witty enough
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