Poll sponsored by Cambridge Analytica

[Dellas Cowboys]

Maybe it's the heat, maybe it's kids under your feet as they're not at school, maybe it's "The Donald", maybe it's a sense of entitlement as Wilder has done well before with limited resources, maybe it's the smell of coconut sun lotion. Maybe it's all of these. Anyway, here's your opportunity to explain yourselves.

 

[Gimli]

Borderline clapper, but went for ‘fan’ so as not to look like a McCabe apologist.

 

[Eric Cartman]

I've been a cumguzzler since Saturday, definitely

EDIT: SORRY, totally misread, MODS can I change my vote? MODS? FOXY?

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Somebody who's sick of the same shit repeating itself week on week.

It's not "moaning after only the first game". This is a continuation of the nonchalant garbage that was served up at the 2nd half of last season.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I've gone for clapper seeing as how I set up this poll, only seemed right.

 

[DifferentClass]

It's Brexit and the Russian government.

 

[Grecian2000]

Great poll.

On the basis I never miss the chance to vote for Fanny . . .

 

[Jonboy60]

I’m going in descending order here. Clapper no, fan ?, what defines, fanny and curmudgeon. Not literally of course. Or is it.

 

[Harrisblade]

Always been a Clapper and probably always will be (sod it, delete probably) can't help it.
I think they put something in my milk when I was a kid

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

No "Twat" or "Shark" options?

Or "tool", "cunt", "knob", etc?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I’m a fan of fanny

 

[Bladesman]

Curmudgeon

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Votes have closed but I'm moving from clapper to fanny. Just for the record.