shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
I'd quite like to get over-excited for a bit please, given that the opportunities have been few and far between in the previous twelve months.
I'd like to eat a bag of Skittles and some fizzy jelly snakes, ripped to the tits on e-numbers, and fantasise about play-offs and trips to London without some gloomy bugger bringing me down to earth with all the joi-de-vivre of a serial balloon popper at a kids party.
I know that there is every chance of us putting in a turgid performance the next time I see us play, but I don't need telling that we will be crap again soon. I'd like my weekend to finish off on a high note unsullied by the looming black cloud of the forum pessimists.
Not much chance of that though, is there? My glass is half-full, theirs is a plastic night club glass trampled underfoot, shattered and with not even a trace of shit £4-a-pint Foster's left, as they contemplate another taxi ride home alone to a lonely dark bedsit that smells faintly of mouse wee.
I'd like to eat a bag of Skittles and some fizzy jelly snakes, ripped to the tits on e-numbers, and fantasise about play-offs and trips to London without some gloomy bugger bringing me down to earth with all the joi-de-vivre of a serial balloon popper at a kids party.
I know that there is every chance of us putting in a turgid performance the next time I see us play, but I don't need telling that we will be crap again soon. I'd like my weekend to finish off on a high note unsullied by the looming black cloud of the forum pessimists.
Not much chance of that though, is there? My glass is half-full, theirs is a plastic night club glass trampled underfoot, shattered and with not even a trace of shit £4-a-pint Foster's left, as they contemplate another taxi ride home alone to a lonely dark bedsit that smells faintly of mouse wee.