Pitch invasion

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I quite hope there is a pitch invasion actually. It was quite funny in 2017, watching this forum erupt with disproportionate self-righteous fury at a few people running around on a field for a bit.

......and I hope Skeets & the rest of the Sabella Suicide Squad go wildly windmilling into the away end at full time. Let's leave the EFL in style.

 

[BalticBlade]

Win 1:0, pitch invasion, deducted 12 points.

Would be the most Sheffield United thing ever

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Those intending to invade the pitch need to grow up and let the players have a walk around the pitch to celebrate if we do manage to seal promotion. Remember it is not all about you.

Fuck the players, most of them will be off in a month or so's time. It's about the fans. We're the downtrodden, long suffering ones in this abusive relationship.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Alternatively you could just saunter on in a Hi Vis orange jacket, but remember to make a complete dogs dinner of forming up in a straight line or you'll be rumbled for the interloper that you are.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Would be the most Sheffield United thing ever

At the end of the day Forest last season set the benchmark in the EFL about what you can get away with without getting a points deduction. If we beat WBA, as long as we are under that, then, we'll be ok.

 

[Nightsweats]

Only funny thing about pitch invasions is when the opposition team have to leg it

And when the morbidly obese bloke falls over.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

And when the morbidly obese bloke falls over.

Some bloke on a mobility scooter came onto the pitch after the Wrexham game at the weekend. He might have started the pitch invasion, but quickly got overtaken.

 

[N20 Blade]

I watched the unedited Semi Final press conference and he was laughing and joking with all journos but as soon as the official questions started his attitude switched completely. I just think he hates doing press conferences.

They are a complete waste of time generally, especially the PL ones what drag on but are advertised as if they're life or death. Have we ever learned something useful from one?

 

[Gin&Juice]

Think everyone needs to at least run onto the pitch at some point in their short lives. Get it done, hug a player, steal the corner flag, goad the opposition fans, punch the referee, set fire to the netting, start windmilling in the disabled section of the away support. All good, clean fun suggestions to fully embrace the euphoria of the pitch invasion.

 

[Cappy]

Practicing for weeks
Practicing for weeeeeeeeks
Couldn’t stop a midget
You’ve been practicing for weeks

 

[Yogi]

They are a complete waste of time generally, especially the PL ones what drag on but are advertised as if they're life or death. Have we ever learned something useful from one?

Normally only injury updates

 

[Grey Blade]

I've never invaded the pitch (feel a bit too old for that sort of thing now) but I did regret not going on the pitch at Northampton in 2017. I don't think it's a very sensible thing to do though!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Some bloke on a mobility scooter came onto the pitch after the Wrexham game at the weekend. He might have started the pitch invasion, but quickly got overtaken.

He's not the first, but did he get a clip round the ear from his Dad ?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Practicing for weeks
You’ve been practicing for weeeeeeeeks
Couldn’t stop a midget
You’ve been practicing for weeks

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[diode_blade]

https://www.skysports.com/football/...ase-punishment-for-clubs-over-pitch-invasions

 

[Gimli]

Think I made it pretty clear what my thoughts are about pitch invasions earlier, so probably don’t need to add owt, but will say this.

We pretty much 100% slated Forest dickheads for invading the pitch and it’s definitely a reason why I (and I guess others) hate them even more now because of what happened then.

Anyone who now goes onto pitch, basically as well as being a knobhead, becomes a hypocrite no better than fucking dog nonce and headbutt wanker.

 

[Chingo]

He's not the first, but did he get a clip round the ear from his Dad ?

Steve Cooper was a bit harsh there

 

[robbiez666]

I watched the unedited Semi Final press conference and he was laughing and joking with all journos but as soon as the official questions started his attitude switched completely. I just think he hates doing press conferences.

He loathes doing them. He was saying when asked about the Wrexham doc that our media team have a hard enough time getting him to do press conferences, never mind a documentary.

 

[Steelcitysenior]

Jesus, haven't run on the pitch since 70/71. Think my pitch invasion days are over, especially from the Bramall Lane upper. UTB

 

[S64 Blade]

Went on the pitch at Northampton, both for the goals and at the final whistle.

Tomorrow night doesn’t have the same appeal as it did that day, so I won’t be going on.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I've never invaded the pitch (feel a bit too old for that sort of thing now) but I did regret not going on the pitch at Northampton in 2017. I don't think it's a very sensible thing to do though!

That was so different though.

 

[Cappy]

I made it pretty clear what my thoughts are about pitch invasions earlier, so probably don’t need to add owt, but will

 

[Scarebus]

Don't leave early
Don't invade the pitch

Rules killin game.

 

[Sheffsteel]

I quite hope there is a pitch invasion actually. It was quite funny in 2017, watching this forum erupt with disproportionate self-righteous fury at a few people running around on a field for a bit.

Agree.....I reckon it will be the same.
About 30 people (mainly women and kids) running on to the pitch at the end of the match, with the crowd booing shouting "off..off...off"

 

[Trafford]

There’s always one idiot.

And they often take their kids with them…..

 

[JJBlade]

There won't be a celebration even if we win
7 or 8,000 will be gone before full time, there'll be a round of "We love Yooonited, we do" and that'll be it

Anything more than that and the stewards and police will report violent thuggery to their left wing mafia bosses at SCC and we'll lose another 3000 seats

 

[Crafty Blade]

I will be on the pitch with a beer...

at the Def Leppard gig next month.

 

[Chimpan-A]

Think I made it pretty clear what my thoughts are about pitch invasions earlier, so probably don’t need to add owt, but will say this.

We pretty much 100% slated Forest dickheads for invading the pitch and it’s definitely a reason why I (and I guess others) hate them even more now because of what happened then.

Anyone who now goes onto pitch, basically as well as being a knobhead, becomes a hypocrite no better than fucking dog nonce and headbutt wanker.

The stupidity and selfishness of football fans knows no bounds, so fully expect a few clowns to go on anyway. It’s not spontaneous, as you always see them gathering with about 10 mins to go. When it’s just kids it’s fairly harmless, but there is always a smattering of older fans who really should know better, and should be aware that they could cause some issues for the club. The EFL will be very happy to sanction us, given we are not everyone’s second favourite club, Forest.

 

[Westran]

The forest pitch invasion would have been fine were it not for the violent incidents, and it's a shame fans can't celebrate in the ways we used to. But I understand why, the knuckle draggers spoil it for everyone else by attacking players, then you get people blaming the club, SCC and normal fans for taking action to protect the players, in my view they're the worse, sitting behind a keyboard blaming everyone but the ones who are at fault l, probably partly responsibly for acting like dicks in real life

 

[Blade.com]

Sorry but won’t have time to invade the pitch tomorrow, probably won’t have time to applaud the players and staff due to the 8pm start and my last train at 9.55pm. So I may have to leave on time or a tad early , if that’s alright with ,
“ Turnleatsaart ?” . I know from his Wembley experience he doesn’t like early leavers. So if we do manage promotion . To the players and staff, I thank you all.