Pigeons a bigger threat than swans today

[1973Blade]

Loads of them congregating on the left hand side of the pitch in the first half, maybe they didn't think there would be much of an attacking threat from Robinsin and Lowe on that side?! More importantly I don't want them leaving a mess on my seat before Wedneday's game!

 

[Bladesman]

Next week Star headline: Blades Players Attacked By Pigeons.

 

[oohaah]

We counted 17 at one stage, a few inexperienced fumbles but no genuine hardcore action.

 

[Linz]

I enjoyed their second half probing foray into the D when the game was stopped for a sub, only for them to shit it when play restarted and run back.

Like... You're pigeons. Fucking fly.

 

[Go with the Flo]

Halfway through the first half, heard this thud and there on the back of the seat in front of me (thankfully empty) was a massive pigeon shit. Was just thinking I'd dodged a bullet when I looked down at my jeans and they were sprayed in crap. If United want to give me a Spurs ticket as compensation, it'd be gratefully received.
Bastards (pigeons, not United).

 

[Linz]

Halfway through the first half, heard this thud and there on the back of the seat in front of me (thankfully empty) was a massive pigeon shit. Was just thinking I'd dodged a bullet when I looked down at my jeans and they were sprayed in crap. If United want to give me a Spurs ticket as compensation, it'd be gratefully received.
Bastards (pigeons, not United).

Ge'or, it's meant to be lucky.

You'll have to get shat on every match so we can win three-nowt, just to make sure. Sorry.

 

[Caveblade]

They are becoming a problem nesting in the stand roofs. The corner stand seats are covered in shit. Flying rats, the club needs to get the flying rat man in!

 

[Linz]

 

[Northyorksblade]

We counted 17 at one stage, a few inexperienced fumbles but no genuine hardcore action.

Thought the game was more exciting than that.

 

[Katzenjammer]

The safety advisory cunts will probably close the South Stand now due to the pigeons not having tickets.

 

[DifferentClass]

They are becoming a problem nesting in the stand roofs. The corner stand seats are covered in shit. Flying rats, the club needs to get the flying rat man in!

Just put em in t'hot dogs. Problem solved.

 

[shorehamview]

#sheffieldunitedpigeonsareadisgrace

 

[Guesty]

Ge'or, it's meant to be lucky.

You'll have to get shat on every match so we can win three-nowt, just to make sure. Sorry.

My Dad got a load down his coat at the match Tuesday. Obviously we won, so I think you're on to something.

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

They are becoming a problem nesting in the stand roofs. The corner stand seats are covered in shit. Flying rats, the club needs to get the flying rat man in!

Yep. First world problems and all that, but my seat is on BLUT corner and looked like a plasterer's radio first game of season. Ended up taking a bag of wet wipes and cleaning it all off. Dirty bastards.

 

[Gaini Blade]

The safety advisory cunts will probably close the South Stand now due to the pigeons not having tickets.

Especially if they came down the wrong gang way.

 

[Gaini Blade]

Just put em in t'hot dogs. Problem solved.

Got to be an improvement.

 

[Caveblade]

Just put em in t'hot dogs. Problem solved.

Probably taste better as well

 

[Houston_Blade]

Next week Star headline: Blades Players Attacked By Pigeons.

Toby Foster special on how our players are pigeon killers.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Thought it was a bit OTT with the stewards on the pitch at the end. Then I noticed they were casual pigeons.

 

[Foxy]

Thought it was a bit OTT with the stewards on the pitch at the end. Then I noticed they were casual pigeons.

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Oli McBirdnie

 

[varkanoid]

Halfway through the first half, heard this thud and there on the back of the seat in front of me (thankfully empty) was a massive pigeon shit. Was just thinking I'd dodged a bullet when I looked down at my jeans and they were sprayed in crap. If United want to give me a Spurs ticket as compensation, it'd be gratefully received.
Bastards (pigeons, not United).

Pictures or it didnt happen.

 

[sitwell]

When they formed a perfect defensive offside line I was well impressed.

 

[Silent Blade]

Paul Daniels must have been at the ground!

 

[Go with the Flo]

Pictures or it didnt happen.

Sorry, but I'm not yet at an age where I can sit around in shit covered trousers for six hours. When I do, I'll let you know.

 

[SwissBlade]

I enjoyed their second half probing foray into the D when the game was stopped for a sub, only for them to shit it when play restarted and run back.

Like... You're pigeons. Fucking fly.

And risk getting taken down mid flight by a perigrine falcon. No thanks

 

[BigBed]

Nar then, thi wer Heckys pigeons them, leave em be, its new distraction tactic dunt tha no.

 

[Bladebri]

Loads of them congregating on the left hand side of the pitch in the first half, maybe they didn't think there would be much of an attacking threat from Robinsin and Lowe on that side?! More importantly I don't want them leaving a mess on my seat before Wedneday's game!

Do they count on attendance?

 

[Foxy]

 

[gavtheblade]

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If you look closely, Speckled Jim, last seasons top scorer was a beak off side in this view

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Oli McBirdnie

Where`s the "groan" button ?