Piers Morgan: Secret Blade

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On the day piers was born the maternity wards forceps were in for repair so the matron had to bring him into the world using two concrete breeze blocks
 
I never really hold Kanu to blame on that one, as he probably wasn't aware of the situation. Overmars in contrast was completely aware and took complete advantage of it – for me he's the real villain of that piece, and far more worthy of hate than Kanu.

The only way Overmars was going to waltz round any of our players was when they stopped and waited for him to return the ball. A totally overrated player in my opinion.

As for Piers Morgan. His finest moment is yet to come when Wenger eventually walks. An absolute turd.
 
On being offered a replay at their place we should have told them to forget it and just go through to the next round with their reputation intact................ or alternatively come to the Lane. I am serious here - sod the cash there was a very important principle here that did not have a cheap price tag.
 
Proper football fan though. He watched Burnley when they were crap.

Piers Moron is just a plastic glory hunter who has trolled for publicity with his one man 'Wenger Out' campaign that started about 5 minutes after the 'Unbeatables' season. Fed up of being reviled here, he went overseas to arse lick right wing politicians and washed up celebrities.
He has absolutely nothing to commend him and his pathetic 'battles' with Private Eye were a joy to behold.
Complete arse wipe dog-wanker IMHO.

Harsh but amusing and not necessarily wrong. Wtf will we do if our heroics get noticed and we start to attract glory hunters and slebs?
 
Inclined to agree with this. He loves the attention. Best thing to do would be to starve him of publicity.

It's hard though, because he is a twat.

If he loves the attention you'd have thought he'd have sent me a thank you letter for all the Cat Shit I've Fed Ex'd to him. I mean he afforded the stamp for the injunction................
 

Wtf will we do if our heroics get noticed and we start to attract glory hunters and slebs?

I think we are close to being the 'Millwall of the North' so I don't see a long line of slebs queuing for chips on London Road anytime soon. People still can't shake off the 'big team' and 'long ball' crap and we are seen very much as Northern oiks. Well bugger em all and staying under the radar suits me fine.

Let the Massive have the glory hunters and the hangers on. Tuna-cocktail sandwiches all around then?
 
If he loves the attention you'd have thought he'd have sent me a thank you letter for all the Cat Shit I've Fed Ex'd to him. I mean he afforded the stamp for the injunction................

Reminded me of one of my all time favourite Viz letters:

I heard recently that, on average, Alex Ferguson receives two turds in
the post each week. What I want to know is, who is sending the other one?
 
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