Peter Ndlovu

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

Marcelo that wasn't it?

Before my time I think, but I can remember Nuddy doing it!

 

[Chief_Froley]

We had a song for him that goes like the following:

Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndvolu, Peter Ndlovu

Mine on the shit songs thread was better

Ndlovu - for the runs out wide
Ndlovu - your gloves are red and white
Ndlovu - keeps the game alive
We will survive
Ndlovu - for the tricky feet
Ndlovu - for the goal against leeds
Ndlovu - Oh I do believe
Ndlovu is all we need

 

[Sithblade]

On Fifa 03 Nuddy and the Chief were white.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I hate Leeds scum as much as the next human being but they were responsible for probably the best song I've ever heard and it featured Peter Ndlovu.

He was playing for Coventry against them and got sent off, then a while later Noel Whelan got injured.

In response to this, the Leeds fans sang to the tune of the Walker Brothers, "You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan, whoa Ndlovu and Whelan, you've lost Ndlovu and Whelan now they're gone, gone, gone whoa whoa"

 

[BushBlade]

I hate Leeds scum as much as the next human being but they were responsible for probably the best song I've ever heard and it featured Peter Ndlovu.

He was playing for Coventry against them and got sent off, then a while later Noel Whelan got injured.

In response to this, the Leeds fans sang to the tune of the Walker Brothers, "You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan, whoa Ndlovu and Whelan, you've lost Ndlovu and Whelan now they're gone, gone, gone whoa whoa"

That's good and I ought to give you a like but
Fuck Leeds.

 

[Tyler Durden]

That's good and I ought to give you a like but
Fuck Leeds.

I completely understand, you did the right thing

 

[Linz]

Doesn't he also have about 45 kids?

A port in every storm, one could say.

https://www.zimeye.net/sex-craze-peter-ndlovu-stole-my-wife/

 

[HighfieldBlade]

He had a song about him, too
6:25

 

[Chief_Froley]

On Fifa 03 Nuddy and the Chief were white.

Haha, I remember that! White and with long black hair down to their shoulders! it was about as far away as you could get from them as possible!

 

[flashinblade1889]

Marcelo that wasn't it?

Yep Cov away in the cup

 

[INTERUNITED]

My cousin once got his autograph for me when she worked in a service station.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

 

[silverfox]

My cousin once got his autograph for me when she worked in a service station.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

He once visited friends, or his relatives, across the road from us.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

 

[Foxy]

We had a song for him that goes like the following:

Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndvolu, Peter Ndlovu

I think we were responsible for starting that, Blackburn away one year when we were shit but he made it 1-1... A long time later, Mr Sinclair saw an opportunity.

 

[CrookesBlade]

He once visited friends, or his relatives, across the road from us.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

I once met a Zimbabwean geezer in the East House on Spital Hill who claimed he was Ndlovu's uncle or nephew (I forget which).

It became a bookies shortly after.

Nobody gives a fuck etc.

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

He once visited friends, or his relatives, across the road from us.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

Freddie Garrity of Freddie and the Dreamers fame visited a neighbours house on Blyde Road, Firvale in the mid 60's. Fuck all to do with anything on this thread but I've waited 50 years to share that. Thanks Nuddy!

 

[elgoog44]

Sorry for the poor quality image, but this is all you need to know. NDLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Still lives deep in the memory that beautiful night, giving it to the Leeds Scum as well, over paid bunch of C**Ts that they were, also Ndlove was awesome in the midfield but so were the rest, I feel we are on the road back to those happy happy times.

 

[Bayingblade]

My cousin once got his autograph for me when she worked in a service station.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

I've never met him, any members of his family or anyone who's ever met him.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Gloves

Pace

Being on Soccer AM's Showboat reel twice in one week.

Scoring a screamer at Edgeley Park after cutting in from the wing.

Nearly breaking the frame of the goal with a volley against Leicester in the triple assault season.

He's the twat responsible for Tom Hark being played after every goal at the lane for many a year after his departure.

Getting £1 million plus him for Curtis Woodhouse being one of the best pieces of business ever done by the club.

 

[INTERUNITED]

He once visited friends, or his relatives, across the road from us.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

Not being funny mate, but I don't give a fuck

 

[BushBlade]

I can sum him up in two words. Erratic entertainer.

 

[Kenilworth]

I can sum him up in two words. Erratic entertainer.

I thought he was from Zimbabwe?

 

[HarryHaslam]

 

[pommpey]

We had a song for him that goes like the following:

Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndvolu, Peter Ndlovu

It will never catch on mate.

pommpey

 

[blade67]

diminutive
always looked capable of changing a game when he came on
but never as effective as a starter,
played often during the 2003 season,
will forever be remembered for his goal celebration in the play off semi final versus forest.

What more can I say?

 

[Bayingblade]

will forever be remembered for his goal celebration in the play off semi final versus forest if Paul Peschisolido hadn't scored.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

My cousin once got his autograph for me when she worked in a service station.

No one gives a fuck, but I've been waiting for a Peter Ndlovu thread for years so I can tell that story.

Best post ever.

 

[blade67]

diminutive
always looked capable of changing a game when he came on
but never as effective as a starter,
played often during the 2003 season,
will forever be remembered for his goal celebration in the play off semi final versus forest.

What more can I say?

oh yeah
He used to play for Birmingham city
scored over 100 career goals
and was a full international

Oh my god , loved it

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Bumped into his family outside the Millennium stadium before the play offs. They were really nice. Only good thing that happened that day!!!!

 

[Cassius Kray]

I hate Leeds scum as much as the next human being but they were responsible for probably the best song I've ever heard and it featured Peter Ndlovu.

He was playing for Coventry against them and got sent off, then a while later Noel Whelan got injured.

In response to this, the Leeds fans sang to the tune of the Walker Brothers, "You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan, whoa Ndlovu and Whelan, you've lost Ndlovu and Whelan now they're gone, gone, gone whoa whoa"

Before signing for us Ndlovu was on loan at Huddersfield. He'd played well and their fans understood he was going to sign permanently, so were naturally disappointed when we swept in and signed him up. Their chairman at the time was called Barry, and on an early Huddersfield Town fans' forum someone mocked up a picture of their fans singing "Barry, Barry, where has our Ndlovu gone?".

 

[penthouseblade]

Scoring a screamer at Edgeley Park after cutting in from the wing.

Yes! Down the right hand side, almost from the half way line, cut into the box and lashed it in, great goal! We gave the Stockport keeper a lot of shit the whole second half, ex pig I think, name escapes me unfortunately. ...."who ate all the pies" "you've never seen a salad" etc etc, we were that close to the pitch you could almost touch the net so he heard absolutely every word. Eventually he started to lose it and began chucking pieces of turf back at us all! Ran out to a through ball which he duly fucked up, brought down the attacker and gave away a penalty. Cue hilarity and jubilation as the winning goal was slotted in, nice day out that!

I remember Nuddy scoring from 40 odd yards against Cardiff at BDTBL, christ knows how that went in, he didn't seem to hit it that hard? Eight goals in the second half, crazy game!