Pancake Day massacre

[blade too long]

pancake day falls on march 5th , just saying

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Plenty of tossers in the home end

 

[TJB.]

Let's fucking batter 'em.

 

[prince albert]

And we will fight for evermore
Because of pancake day

Has a bit of a ring to it

 

[Billyblade]

Tango's a right ugly fat fucker.

No relevance, just fancied typing it

 

[Torrix1889]

But we play them on the 4th......not the 5th. The 4th isn't Pancake Day........we could call it "the day before Pancake Day Massacre"

 

[BLADES1988]

Anyone got any spare loyalty points so I can go as a cabbage?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

“You’re going home in a non-stick frying pan”....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Apart from the main gist of the thread being wrong, 10/10.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Can we win the game first please? We’d declared 10-0 before the home game and that went well.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

But we play them on the 4th......not the 5th. The 4th isn't Pancake Day........we could call it "the day before Pancake Day Massacre"

Pancake Eve surely?

 

[BushBlade]

Pancake Eve surely?

Did she work in that chippy near Pond Street?

 

[BushBlade]

Tango's a right ugly fat fucker.

No relevance, just fancied typing it

He looks like an egg that a rat’s shit on.

 

[mattbianco1]

Penultimate day before pancake day massacre 2K19

Or

Pancake day eve battering

Or

SKY TV is fucking shit, but we won so we don't care

 

[Harry's Game]

Plenty of tossers in the home end

Knocks it in the open goal

 

[Foxy]

Apart from the main gist of the thread being wrong, 10/10.

Pancake Eve surely?

It’s like the song, doesn’t need to be accurate, not like it winds me up or owt.

OH WHAT AN AFTERNOON!

 

[TJB.]

It’s like the song, doesn’t need to be accurate, not like it winds me up or owt.

OH WHAT AN AFTERNOON!

Late September, Sunday afternoon
Duffy scored and they were fucking doomed
What a feeling, what a...erm...

Tune?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Did she work in that chippy near Pond Street?

Her that got her liver microwaved when they first came out?

 

[ekke287]

You fill up my grill pan,
Like a jug load of batter,
Like a nice spread of syrup,
Like a squeeze of Lemon.
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy fat pancake,
Like Sheffield United,
Come flip me again.

 

[Jehovah]

I can't flippin wait

 

[SwissBlade]

I suppose we could rename the bouncing day massacre “Chris Wilders Birthday massacre” as it fell on the same weekend

 

[BigBed]

Anyone got any spare loyalty points so I can go as a cabbage?
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There's an easier way, just get a ticket in the home end.
You won't even need a costume to look like a cabbage then.

 

[Rusty view]

Early March on a Monday night.........

 

[stringjunior]

I suppose we could rename the bouncing day massacre “Chrissy Wilders Birthday massacre” as it fell on the same weekend

Fixed it for you

 

[Topplayersleave]

Shush.....let them do the gobbing off

That's how it works, they gob off, they belittle us, we turn up and beat them

Then we laugh even harder as their deluded excuses start to pour in

Let's just keep quiet

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Pancake Day's official name is Shrove Tuesday - it's the day before Gash Wednesday .

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Headline
‘Steve Bruce - out of the frying pan and into the fire, as United heat up the gap by serving up a plateful in Pancake Eve turn over. Bruce - I just can’t stomach it, it’s eating me up, what have I done, no one said they were this bad, there are more than a few rotten eggs in that mix I can tell you’