Paint and Fertiliser

[PaulHalfway]

Can we have some bucket collection volunteers tomorrow for the paint and fertiliser fund
Thank you for your support

 

[Weasel]

Gutted. Thought PH had swooped to bring in a dynamic front pairing to get us over the line.

 

[bladesmanluke]

The cost of fertiliser went through the roof thanks to Putin to be fair

 

[Frank the tank]

Maybe we could all chuck 10 p in for every new thread started on this subject and buy Messi and Ronaldo

 

[SwissBlade]

Russias got loads of fertiliser

 

[Weasel]

Used to call one of the lads I knew back in the day 'the Fertiliser' as every seemed to impregnate every woman he slept with. God knows what is outgoings to the upkeep of his brood is/was. Last I heard of him, he was marrying a woman who he impregnated when she was on the game. The lad done well.

 

[Bell4]

Used to call one of the lads I knew back in the day 'the Fertiliser' as every seemed to impregnate every woman he slept with. God knows what is outgoings to the upkeep of his brood is/was. Last I heard of him, he was marrying a woman who he impregnated when she was on the game. The lad done well.

Impregnated

Great word

I’m going to try to use it 10 times today

 

[Katzenjammer]

We've ran out of fertiliser?

No shit.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Thought it might be a new Dr Feelgood toe tapper.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Can we have some bucket collection volunteers tomorrow for the paint and fertiliser fund
Thank you for your support

I’ll bring a box of Fisons Evergreen with me

 

[Bladesman]

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Thought it might be a new Dr Feelgood toe tapper.

Too many consonants in fertiliser

 

[Berkshire Blade]

There's a bucket collection in the bogs for fertiliser

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[Greasy Chap Butty]

Since the Health and Safety Nazis have banned pyros, we can simply bring our own paint and fertilizer for DIY versions, cooked up in the bogs at half time.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Are they practising chasing pigeons off the pitch?

 

[DifferentClass]

WEERZ MUCK?

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Bob's thi uncle.

He's Auntie Roberta now

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Causing some theorising over on Porktalk and also Boro’s forum.

Quite funny to see millions of straws being clutched at.

 

[Chingo]

It seems the injuries have dried up since they stopped using fertilisers

 

[Tom Bott]

We've ran out of fertiliser?

Pigeons eaten it all.

 

[blade too long]

How much fertiliser do you need for grass ... if we had fields of wheat or barley we could be in trouble .. but will the grass not cope with the remaining 6 home games

Surely
2 sacks of Fisons number 2 can't break the bank

 

[Sean Thornton]

How much fertiliser do you need for grass ... if we had fields of wheat or barley we could be in trouble .. but will the grass not cope with the remaining 6 home games

Surely
2 sacks of Fisons number 2 can't break the bank

It’s okay. We don’t pay the suppliers anyway…….

 

[Sean Thornton]

It seems the injuries have dried up since they stopped using fertilisers

Nah, since Sky was cut off. The players are more aware of their surroundings, so less unexpected assaults by Furious George and Punchy Billy and not bumping into a lolloping McBurnies elbows.

 

[Le Cynique]

Used to call one of the lads I knew back in the day 'the Fertiliser' as every seemed to impregnate every woman he slept with. God knows what is outgoings to the upkeep of his brood is/was. Last I heard of him, he was marrying a woman who he impregnated when she was on the game. The lad done well.

“Son, my dodge is so thick, your mum’s got to chew.”

 

[South Sea Blade]

The cost of fertiliser went through the roof thanks to Putin to be fair

I think you'll find that the price went through the roof because of western governments imposing sanctions on Russia actually...... slightly different to what you wrote.

 

[Russtheblade]

How much fertiliser do you need for grass ... if we had fields of wheat or barley we could be in trouble .. but will the grass not cope with the remaining 6 home games

Surely
2 sacks of Fisons number 2 can't break the bank

Shouldn't even be putting it on till April, the lush green growth could be damaged if we get any more sharp frosts