Padded Seat

[Kozzywozzydodaah]

 

[beatific blade]

Hoooooooooow muuuuuuuch ?!?!

 

[Harry's Game]

We could do with a few people in padded cells

 

[Inter_blade83]

Decent birthday treat tbh

 

[Tezza1889]

10.30 check in time.
Pint or five in the penny.
Bag of crisps, or if you're flush a full English.
Enter the kop and occupy any seat you want and chuck yourself about next to a total stranger / fight with the stranger depending on size of loss* and or opinions on Billy Sharp.
Piss yourself at half time for the heated seat effect, whilst knowing the steward won't be throwing you out now and getting piss all over himself.
After match reception at the Bessemer where the smell of piss and greasy food won't put the ladies off.
Taxi back from shiregreen at 4am..

All for less than £150**

* loss size is a limited time offer for this season only, will not apply in championship..

** executive recreational package available, £40 per person..

 

[Richeee]

What's in the 'executive recreational package' ...asking for a friend...

 

[Pandev]

‘The Padded Seat’ voted our VIP experience the 3rd best in UK

 

[stringjunior]

‘The Padded Seat’ voted our VIP experience the 3rd best in UK

But, but, Hillsborough

 

[ben1987]

But, but, Hillsborough

Does the package at the old slag include a tetanus jab to protect against the rust

 

[shorehamview]

Does the package at the old slag include a tetanus jab to protect against the rust

Yes. And a blowjob from Pitsmoor Pig’s mum/dad/dog*.





*Depends on availability. Dog might be busy.

 

[Skabone]

Saw this a few years ago £20 looks brilliant tbf!!

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Saw this a few years ago £20 looks brilliant tbf!!

Very entertaining

 

[The Crab]

What's in the 'executive recreational package' ...asking for a friend...

We’re telling them it’s coke but really it’s sherbet dib dab…..

 

[Argentinemanager]

We’re telling them it’s coke but really it’s sherbet dib dab…..

Thats something from the past, it must have made us as high as kites , a lolly and a bag of flavoured sugar no wonder my teeth are mostly missing

 

[The Crab]

Thats something from the past, it must have made us as high as kites , a lolly and a bag of flavoured sugar no wonder my teeth are mostly missing

True, feels like I have more legs than teeth these days….

 

[tyke1889]

True, feels like I have more legs than teeth these days….

I'm doxxing you The Crab

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I'm doxxing you The Crab

What that doesn't say is that dog was a former best of breed at Crufts before a visit to Crab Groom.

To be fair, telling Vern, "a bit off the top and sides" was asking for trouble.

 

[The Crab]

What that doesn't say is that dog was a former best of breed at Crufts before a visit to Crab Groom.

To be fair, telling Vern, "a bit off the top and sides" was asking for trouble.

What Vern lacks in subtlety he makes up for when doing the unpleasant bits like breaking the news to the owner.

If only they’d put the kettle on, but at least poochy has some company going across the rainbow bridge now…..